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Hating around the Christmas tree 🎄
@notenoughcrows.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent and unpleasant
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Would be so funny to grass them all up for this (obviously not keen on the police either but the kind of Spiritual Bald that does this sort of thing isn't exactly likely to be tortured in custody)
The EV tax backlash: Drivers vow to return to petrol and tamper with odometers over pay-per-mile
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Next up: Werther's Originals and Grape Nuts are now VAT exempt

(Maybe cereals already are. I don't care)
Bingo Duty Bingo duty will be abolished with effect from 1 April 2026.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Well that's ok then
Guardian screenshot: Badenoch says Starmer asked Morgan McSweeney, his chief of staff, to investigate, and McSweeney decided that McSweeney was not to blame for the leak.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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A very Normal Man
Convicted criminal Graham Linehan looking like a bit like Hitler but without the moustache
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from
Never Let Me Go, 3 people (the terf sympathiser Keira Knightley and 2 others) on a rocky beach in front of a pier
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Maybe he should try being less creepy
Screenshot from Pokémon ZA - Runerigus looks like it wants to get to know Melmetal better
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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When you've had a great time at the bottomless brunch and you're fucking steaming again
A black and white cardigan with a faded label reading Classic Woman
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This would heal me 🙏
Reddit screenshot r/AskUK u/Beneficial-Audience7.16h Is there a tip where I can just watch? is there anywhere in the UK where I can go to a tip (refuse centre) and just view the normal tip operations? I don't mean a visitor centre, I mean, a good viewing platform or a cafe or something with a view where you can see people dropping stuff off at the tip? does anywhere like that exist?
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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POV: You've just sat down
A small black cat (half sitting) looking straight into the camera
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Happy #FBPE Friday! Please enjoy this Equine with an Eye

They've got an eye on anyone posting cringe today, any offenders will be dealt with severely
A chestnut horse with a scarf with a bright green eye at the centre of their chest
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Me when I see an unruly local goose:
A pink and yellow bumper sticker reading: If you honk at me I will kill myself
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Long meat, long meat
Thrown down a hill
It's going to be rotten
If you get hit by the meat
Tom Jones leering unpleasantly out of a wooden telly
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It's not all bad news though, landlords in the mud
Tower block with horrendous leaks and windows out of place leaving landlords in despair Leaseholders at Meridian Tower in Swansea have had to put up with leaks, fire-proofing defects and other issues since buying flats there
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Why didn't they just use the cylindrical meat
Wales Online headline: Families at rival kebab shops brawl in the street with weapons They swung metal poles and sticks at each in the middle of the street while shocked onlookers couldn't believe what they were seeing
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I love her, she's so spooky
A black cat arching her back. She's got huge eyes
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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We're all ill! But look at the cat mug
A mug with a winged black cat holding a pumpkin bag
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Wow no thanks, your boyfriend sounds awful
Guardian screenshot: Jess Cartner-Morley: this season, your jeans should be stiff, smart and straight Jeans can be so much more than your standard weekend staple. Pick the right style, add the right accessories and you've got yourself a sharp, fresh look
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November

(Decided to post something awful)
A remembrance tree (a Christmas tree with poppies on it)
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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New slur just dropped:
A screenshot from Instagram of some M&S butter called Smoky Cowboy
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Goatse/day collar
A Vinted listing for a necklace that looks like a day collar with hands on it
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Pour Sharty
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I need to be like him, absolutely blissed out in the slop
Instagram screenshot: a melted looking brontosaurus with 'did the dinosaurs get so fat that they couldn't reproduce?' (Rude)
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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My favourite description of him:
WhatsApp screenshot: That's is such a weird looking man. He's the sort of man who would have been cast as a 1970s Bond Villain so that Roger Moore could make a load of amphibian puns
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Crying at "The Boss" getting a mental health content warning
Screenshot from the showcase listing for the Bruce Springsteen film, content warning for men's mental health, violence sex and strong language and moderate threats
October 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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More Angry Cats of Vinted
A tuxedo cat wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt. It's taken from the side and the cat looks livid The same cat, on a bed looking resentful
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM