Pierce Nichols
@nocleverhandle.bsky.social
Creator of robot sailboats, occasional rocket scientist, general troublemaker. Bad jokes, willful obscurantism, cries for help, and political rants. Raised by squirrels. www.ladonrobotics.com
Note: main is for shitposts, replies are for sense.
Note: main is for shitposts, replies are for sense.
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Trump doesn’t have to call on House Republican to vote to release the file.
Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow.
The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.
Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow.
The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Trump doesn’t have to call on House Republican to vote to release the file.
Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow.
The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.
Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow.
The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.
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i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
OH: The only thing advanced about him is syphilis.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OH: The only thing advanced about him is syphilis.
He beat that sex pest like he fucking stole something.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
He beat that sex pest like he fucking stole something.
Huh... I just realized I have more followers than people I am following. Neat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Huh... I just realized I have more followers than people I am following. Neat.
It would be an improvement.
What if it was called Chapo Fap House and it was just the boys doing a circle jerk with a new guest each episode
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It would be an improvement.
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As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
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Compare to puny subsonic, one-warhead only Burevestnik. Now THIS is a missile!
Completely insane, of course. *And it likely would've worked.*
Project Pluto already test fired the "Tory" engine, presumably named due to its levels of insanity and lethality.
Completely insane, of course. *And it likely would've worked.*
Project Pluto already test fired the "Tory" engine, presumably named due to its levels of insanity and lethality.
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Compare to puny subsonic, one-warhead only Burevestnik. Now THIS is a missile!
Completely insane, of course. *And it likely would've worked.*
Project Pluto already test fired the "Tory" engine, presumably named due to its levels of insanity and lethality.
Completely insane, of course. *And it likely would've worked.*
Project Pluto already test fired the "Tory" engine, presumably named due to its levels of insanity and lethality.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
He had that tattoo for damn near twenty years. That's not a one time mistake; that's an ongoing pattern of behavior. Which means he's either a Nazi or too abysmally fucking stupid to hold elected office at any level.
The filing deadline for the primary is in MARCH 2026. No reason not to ditch him.
The filing deadline for the primary is in MARCH 2026. No reason not to ditch him.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He had that tattoo for damn near twenty years. That's not a one time mistake; that's an ongoing pattern of behavior. Which means he's either a Nazi or too abysmally fucking stupid to hold elected office at any level.
The filing deadline for the primary is in MARCH 2026. No reason not to ditch him.
The filing deadline for the primary is in MARCH 2026. No reason not to ditch him.
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Why spend $20K on a robot when you could spend $35 at the liquor store and achieve the same level of coordination yourself?
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why spend $20K on a robot when you could spend $35 at the liquor store and achieve the same level of coordination yourself?
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Graham Platner’s campaign thought they could silence me by offering me money and calling me a liar in the press.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Graham Platner’s campaign thought they could silence me by offering me money and calling me a liar in the press.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
I have become Beaker, destroyer of labs.
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have become Beaker, destroyer of labs.
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October 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Just driving the boat sideways, as one does.
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Just driving the boat sideways, as one does.
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I don't believe in ironic Nazis. I don't believe in ironic tattoos of possibly the second most notorious Nazi symbol. And I don't believe in ironically navigating Marine Corps service with a Nazi tattoo that can get you cashiered. That took networking with other Nazis. The whole thing makes me ill.
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don't believe in ironic Nazis. I don't believe in ironic tattoos of possibly the second most notorious Nazi symbol. And I don't believe in ironically navigating Marine Corps service with a Nazi tattoo that can get you cashiered. That took networking with other Nazis. The whole thing makes me ill.
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Sliwa is in this race for one thing and one thing only, and that is to hold Cuomo's head under the water until the bubbles stop
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sliwa is in this race for one thing and one thing only, and that is to hold Cuomo's head under the water until the bubbles stop
Why did they have to attack me like that?
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why did they have to attack me like that?
This kid's shitposting game is top notch.
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This kid's shitposting game is top notch.
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I think some of the people on social media sneering at the No Kings protesters are just mad that those normies with signs are way better shitposters than they are
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think some of the people on social media sneering at the No Kings protesters are just mad that those normies with signs are way better shitposters than they are
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
You know this man is a king because of how much expensive dye he's able to use on a single outfit.
No medieval filter here! A modern recreation of a Viking ruler for Denmark’s National Museum, based on the depiction of Cnut in the New Minster Liber Vitae and on clothes found at a grave in Mammen, Denmark. #medievalsky
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You know this man is a king because of how much expensive dye he's able to use on a single outfit.
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On pedocon theory: why movement conservativism is inextricably entwined with paedophilia (and why the POTUS is probably a paedophile too):
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-talk-about-pedocon-theory/
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-talk-about-pedocon-theory/
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
On pedocon theory: why movement conservativism is inextricably entwined with paedophilia (and why the POTUS is probably a paedophile too):
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-talk-about-pedocon-theory/
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-talk-about-pedocon-theory/
Great news for my social life... terrible news for my liver.
This is big news: Sound Transit is proposing to launch a new overnight ST Express network, once Federal Way and East Link are both fully operational.
There would be three routes: Everett-Seattle, Lakewood-SeaTac-Seattle, and Redmond-Seattle. Headways are still TBD, but expected to be around 30 min.
There would be three routes: Everett-Seattle, Lakewood-SeaTac-Seattle, and Redmond-Seattle. Headways are still TBD, but expected to be around 30 min.
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Great news for my social life... terrible news for my liver.