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Pierce Nichols
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Creator of robot sailboats, occasional rocket scientist, general troublemaker. Bad jokes, willful obscurantism, cries for help, and political rants. Raised by squirrels. www.ladonrobotics.com

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I have become Beaker, destroyer of labs.
A middle aged white guy wearing glasses, dressed as Beaker, taking a mirror selfie while doing his best Beaker face.
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Why did they have to attack me like that?
The woman in the red dress meme Woman Red Dress: Set Detail, F/X and Lighting The Guy: Me Going Through a Haunted House The Girlfriend: Cast Trying to Scare Me
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Code as if your children will have to maintain it...
An exchange from the bad place: Anna Bass (@venite): "A friend learned COBOL and received a codebase where the last change was done in the 90s... by. his. mum. nobody (@imaguid): "that's not how inheritance is supposed to work in programming"
July 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Pictures is of a Western Black Widow (Latrodectus hesperus) with the text: "If Not Friend Why Friend Shaped?"
July 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy? The dude from the Good Place has never been more stressed out in his life.
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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A horrible goose standing on a pile of red skulls, surrounded by flames. Above is the word HONK in Doom font.
June 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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The only pic I can find is of the kitchen... which in addition to the issues already noted, it very oddly laid out.
The wrecked kitchen of a very strange house. Part of the ceiling is caved in. Trash litters the floor and counters. There is what appears to be an oven in a central pedestal facing away from the counters.
June 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A pileated woodpecker in Rockport MA has become ungovernable.
A pileated woodpecker perched on the bed of of a black pickup truck. It appears to be up to no good. The text says "A woodpecker has damaged more than 20 vehicles in a Massachusetts town" and the NBC News logo appears below.
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Apparently you can buy a lament configuration on FB...
A FB ad for what is transparently a Lament Configuration from an outfit calling itself the Higher Balance Institute. Text is as follows: The 20th Anniversary Cube from Higher Balance commemorates two decades of extraordinary teachings, knowledge, and awakening experiences. At the base level it is the most affordable Cube ever produced without compromising a trace of quality. What things we have to show you... (note: not actual text, just the clearest interpretation)
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Accurate
Side by side meme. Left side is a picture of Harrison Ford brandishing a pistol in Blade Runner labeled "Mainstream media Seattle". Right side is a picture of a flyer for an event called Gays Eating Garlic Bread in the Park and labeled "Actual Seattle"
April 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Seattle #HandsOff was the busiest I've ever seen Seattle Center -- more than Bumbershoot or Folklife.
April 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Coming soon from Bad Dragon
A picture of a proposed skyscraper in Dubai, posted on the Bad Place by @FalconryFinance. The text of the tweet says "Thanks to the maker." and the text on the image says "Dubai unveils plans for $9 billion gold-plated diamond-encrusted skyscraper". The rendered skyscraper is gold colored, tapered at the tip, has a visible vein, and is ribbed for God's pleasure.
February 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I think this one truly deserves the name skeet.
A map of the Gulf of Mexico relabeled the Gulf of C.U.M., labeled with arrows to make it clear that's an acronym for the three countries that border the Gulf (Cuba, United States, and Mexico).
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg is clearly the lovechild of HP Lovecraft and Maggie Thatcher... in both looks and politics.
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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She is such an ignorant twit and a shame to her family...

Prior to the US giving up the Panama Canal zone, it was a more or less continuous geopolitical flashpoint. Since the US gave it up in 1979... it's been a low drama piece of major international infrastructure, as it should be.
A tweet from Meghan McCain's verified Xitter acct, sent 22 Dec 2024 at 8:02p. Text of the tweet is as follow: Trump is right about the Panama Canal This is very personal -- my dad was born in the Panama Canal Zone
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I found this useful advice for anti-vaxxers...
An answer to a Quora question from someone who wants to get a vaccine out of the their system advising them to give themselves an enema with ground up habanero peppers.
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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As well as being a rapist POS, Petey seems to have trouble with object permanence.
A quote from Pete Hegseth, with a small inset picture of that rapist POS. The text is as follows: "I don't think I've washed my hands for 10 years. Germs are not a real thing. I can't see them. Therefore, they're not real."
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Post from an account with the display name 'God' and a cartoon pfp of a white guy with a white beard. Text is: Thou shalt not deny gender is a spectrum while claiming to be manlier. If you can rank it, it's not a binary.
December 3, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Above, a publicity still from the TV show Doogie Howser, MD showing the title character labeled CLERIC LVL 1 Below, a publicity still from the TV show M*A*S*H showing Hawkeye Pierce with a martini labeled CLERIC LVL 7
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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A sepia toned cartoon image of a DeLorean time machine in a desert landscape with the following text below: I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires. Now I just need to find someone in Ancient Sumer that can sell me some good quality copper.
October 26, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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*snort*
Post from someone with the handle bonefarm: Deer season is upon us. 1) Wear your seatbelt 2) If your choice is swerve at high speed or hit the deer you plow Bambis mom like you're an IT specialist with a secret Twitter account and it's anthrocon weekend. Deer are softer than trees. Deer are softer than rolling your car 8 times.
October 16, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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A very oversized (fake) playset based on the movie "Alive", with a small child standing next to it.
October 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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September 23, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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A man dressed like a stereotypical cowboy leading a rooster as tall as he is on a leash, with the following caption: "Hank quickly realized he totally wasted the first of his 3 wishes..."
September 12, 2024 at 8:32 PM