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NotreDale
@notredale.bsky.social
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In big law “for only two years” since 2015. May opine on legal things, irrationally defend New Jersey, and mope about the Devils, Mets, Notre Dame, and Golf. Dances for nickels.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · Feb 14
Staying on Twitter because you like the engagement for sports or something is like hanging out in an actual Nazi bar because you like the pinball machine.

Deactivate yesterday.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 7h
“It’s not pitchy pitchy woo woo. Just weeee!”
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my… I know it’s early in the season, but there haven’t been this many eggs in Madison Square Garden since that weird Godzilla movie in 1998.
Pasha Eshgi: Congratulations to the #NYR (New York Rangers) and their leadership group on making history tonight in the world’s least famous are arena. First team in NHL history to get blanked in the first 3 home games. What a wagon.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 11h
Except the power grid can’t handle it.

Now that AI is going full porn bot, processing energy demands are going to spike to inconceivable levels.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 12h
Local NYC news broadcast choosing violence this evening on its own sports fans…

Devils’ Cup in 2003 feels like an eternity ago, but it’s not even that bad, relatively.
Channel 7 (ABC) Eyewitness News How? Too long! Days since last title: Giants 5,000 days Yankees 5,823 days Devils 8,163 days Rangers 11,445 days Mets 14,233 days Islanders 15,491 days Nets (never) Jets 20,729 days
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 15h
Other than they will continue to live empty personal lives, correct—there will be no consequences.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 18h
Correct.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 20h
“No bad Kings, only fun Kings”
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 20h
And yet, New Jersey still doesn’t have sufficient infrastructure to move commuters into the City.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 20h
Gravy Seals
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 21h
NSFW
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 21h
That’s precious.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Hearing “Chef Andrew Gruel” brings my brain directly to this…
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Which Nicholas Cage movie is this?
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Markstrom in pain, but sends the trainer away. Went down awkward in a pile as he twisted to swipe at the puck deflecting off his back… 😬
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Dawg 🚨

Devils get rewarded for having a sloppy powerplay and giving up a brutal 3-on-1. Bailed out by Allen, Mercer buries the chance.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Timo time!
a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something .
Alt: a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something . Power play Goal by Timo Meier of the New Jersey Devils against the Columbus Blue Jackets
media.tenor.com
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve been
standing at the edge of the water
long as I can remember
In base 3-4 cover 2
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
Wait this isn’t you? Who the hell have I been following all this time??
Wikipedia page for Spencer Hall: 1805-1875, librarian of the Athenaeum Club, London.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
I am inspired to add a new wherefore clause to a complaint I’m working on:

“Plaintiff requests judgment in his favor, an Order appointing him Viceroy, and any other relief the Court finds just and equitable.”
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
If you refresh the reimbursement portal and select “barter” instead of “cash” the process goes a lot smoother.

Only drawback is you’ll likely get paid in midwife services or ornate beads instead of currency.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
It’s pretty obvious you need to pick up speed, ollie into a wallride, kiss the dumpster with the pegs on the way down, and collect the Tony Hawk Pro Skater floating subway token in the tunnel.
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social · 1d
To be honest, pretty jealous James Franklin got to sleep in this morning.
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