Nick 🐙
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
It's me, hi, I'm the one screaming "LOG OFF", it's me
He/him. UK. I occasionally make EBM/industrial music as Trellick. I hate fascists & bigots and post angrily about that sort of thing
He/him. UK. I occasionally make EBM/industrial music as Trellick. I hate fascists & bigots and post angrily about that sort of thing
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Nick 🐙
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
· Jul 30
Muscle EBM, by Trellick
4 track album
trellick.bandcamp.com
Do you like EBM? I've released some more EBM as Trellick. It's hot, it's sweaty, it's great. And there's even a remix by @digitalgeist.com to get things even hotter!
It's PWYW on BC trellick.bandcamp.com/album/muscle... or find it on your streaming service of choice #ebm #electronicbodymusic
It's PWYW on BC trellick.bandcamp.com/album/muscle... or find it on your streaming service of choice #ebm #electronicbodymusic
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The best sex of my life was with a guy who looked like a hobbit. Short, stacked and fucked like a train. Not been able to watch Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit since without blushing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The best sex of my life was with a guy who looked like a hobbit. Short, stacked and fucked like a train. Not been able to watch Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit since without blushing.
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this might be the funniest email etsy has ever sent. I was not prepared.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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Volume up if you want to hear cat snores
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Volume up if you want to hear cat snores
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Christmas at the BBC
![Title panel:
CHRISTMAS… AT THE BBC.
The Traitors Christmas Special:
Who in the BBC Boardroom is trying to bring down the gaff from within?
[Image: The Traitors scene with Claudia Winkleman looking like “ooh-er” while the BBC board sit at a table looking suspiciously at each other]
Apologising To The People Who Want To Destroy Us At Christmas:
A festive extravaganza of self-flagellation before our enemies
[Image: A cozy fireside scene with Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch standing, while at their feet lots of BBC employees are kneeling before them and begging for forgiveness].
Donald's Big Distraction:
Heartwarming Julia Donaldson animation in which a dragon sues the BBC to draw his friends' attention onto something else
[Image: Julia Donaldson’s ‘Zog’ with a Donald Trump wig, holding up a lawyer’s letter to show his dragon friends while trying to block their view of a pile of box files and computer drives some with ‘Epstein’ written on them].
The King's Speech:
We let Nigel Farage tell you the BBC is left wing as if that's some kind of fact
[Image: Nigel Farage as the King delivering his Christmas speech to camera].
A Ghost Story for Christmas:
A venerable British institution is haunted by Boris Johnson's appointees
[Image: A BBC studio with a window, outside in the dark snowy night a spectral apparition in the form of Robbie Gibb taps at the window and wails “I want to destroooy you”]
Christmas Labour Inertia-Time:
Keir Starmer and Lisa Nandy present four hours of total silence from under their desks
[Image: Show them both under their desks holding up glasses of sherry]
Rightward Drift Christmas Special:
A bonanza of trust-corrosion with confected immigration panic and Reform coverage
[Image: A computer and a smartphone in a cute snowy scene, both displaying the BBC News website with multiple headlines and LIVE feeds and and BREAKING NEWS stories headlined: “IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS!”]
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November 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Christmas at the BBC
(watching Stranger Things)
Me: they're in the Upside Down
Lady Companion:
Me: where the cakes come from
Lady Companion:
Me: upside down cakes
Lady Companion:
Me: I said
Lady Companion: I heard.
Me: they're in the Upside Down
Lady Companion:
Me: where the cakes come from
Lady Companion:
Me: upside down cakes
Lady Companion:
Me: I said
Lady Companion: I heard.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
(watching Stranger Things)
Me: they're in the Upside Down
Lady Companion:
Me: where the cakes come from
Lady Companion:
Me: upside down cakes
Lady Companion:
Me: I said
Lady Companion: I heard.
Me: they're in the Upside Down
Lady Companion:
Me: where the cakes come from
Lady Companion:
Me: upside down cakes
Lady Companion:
Me: I said
Lady Companion: I heard.
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
(from here www.instagram.com/p/DQz3tz3DzM...)
(from here www.instagram.com/p/DQz3tz3DzM...)
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
(from here www.instagram.com/p/DQz3tz3DzM...)
(from here www.instagram.com/p/DQz3tz3DzM...)
my hottest take about industrial/EBM/call it whatever is that any discussions should be rigidly split into 1994 or earlier / post 1994 channels so that people who just want to discuss the glory days of Puppy, 242, FLA, Ministry etc and rank their albums over and over can do so separately
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
my hottest take about industrial/EBM/call it whatever is that any discussions should be rigidly split into 1994 or earlier / post 1994 channels so that people who just want to discuss the glory days of Puppy, 242, FLA, Ministry etc and rank their albums over and over can do so separately
good news: I managed to somehow find the strength to avoid posting about a semi-obscure thing I know about even though I REALLY WANTED TO because a) it would make me sound weird and b) it would involve posting somewhere I only lurk
with that temptation resisted, I shall rest easy tonight
with that temptation resisted, I shall rest easy tonight
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
good news: I managed to somehow find the strength to avoid posting about a semi-obscure thing I know about even though I REALLY WANTED TO because a) it would make me sound weird and b) it would involve posting somewhere I only lurk
with that temptation resisted, I shall rest easy tonight
with that temptation resisted, I shall rest easy tonight
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This was our son’s first, almost 3 years ago. No full tree since then.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This was our son’s first, almost 3 years ago. No full tree since then.
smol paul stays winning
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
smol paul stays winning
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
I'm not mad that "next day delivery" didn't specify dispatch date so it's next day delivery maybe next week perhaps? Or whenever they get round to sending stuff
Sure I won't order from that place again, but it's a funny enough move that I'm surprised I've not seen more companies try it
Sure I won't order from that place again, but it's a funny enough move that I'm surprised I've not seen more companies try it
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not mad that "next day delivery" didn't specify dispatch date so it's next day delivery maybe next week perhaps? Or whenever they get round to sending stuff
Sure I won't order from that place again, but it's a funny enough move that I'm surprised I've not seen more companies try it
Sure I won't order from that place again, but it's a funny enough move that I'm surprised I've not seen more companies try it
I'm glad Sugababes and Sophie Ellis-Bextor are Clearly Alright but uh, any ideas why fighting back against fear and exclusion is needed, The Guardian? Any thoughts there? About why hatred is ramping up? Any at all? Perhaps one to ponder? Take your time. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm glad Sugababes and Sophie Ellis-Bextor are Clearly Alright but uh, any ideas why fighting back against fear and exclusion is needed, The Guardian? Any thoughts there? About why hatred is ramping up? Any at all? Perhaps one to ponder? Take your time. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
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OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
every time I see artists/labels I would otherwise be interested in using genAI cover art, it's like okay - if you do that, why should I trust your music, your lyrics, anything else about you?
I see AI slop in anything, I instantly disregard the whole thing. It's like finding a slug in your salad. If you can't write without an LLM, or you can't source art that isn't genAI, you can't be trusted to do anything. Sorry. Absolute deal-breaker.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
every time I see artists/labels I would otherwise be interested in using genAI cover art, it's like okay - if you do that, why should I trust your music, your lyrics, anything else about you?
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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Anyway, congrats on your Thanksgiving dinner, America. In Britain we have that every weekend but crack on.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Anyway, congrats on your Thanksgiving dinner, America. In Britain we have that every weekend but crack on.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Vengaboys
-Helen Love
-Taylor Swift
-Test Dept
-Laibach
-Vengaboys
-Helen Love
-Taylor Swift
-Test Dept
-Laibach
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Vengaboys
-Helen Love
-Taylor Swift
-Test Dept
-Laibach
-Vengaboys
-Helen Love
-Taylor Swift
-Test Dept
-Laibach
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hehe drew this for a throwaway joke in a larp chat but I kinda like the little guy
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
hehe drew this for a throwaway joke in a larp chat but I kinda like the little guy
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
for the incredibly limited group of people that follow me and like powernoise or industrial techno or some other kind of pounding in your face beats, you should totally get up on this Indonesian hotness logiclost.bandcamp.com/album/dispos...
Disposable Gods, by Logic Lost
8 track album
logiclost.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
for the incredibly limited group of people that follow me and like powernoise or industrial techno or some other kind of pounding in your face beats, you should totally get up on this Indonesian hotness logiclost.bandcamp.com/album/dispos...