John Smith
@jayb0b.bsky.social
Web developer, snake owner and EPCOT stan. I watch bad films. Vue, Nuxt, Java. He/him.
With an asset worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. Honestly, homeowners are such babies. Compared to renting, even a disaster of a purchase will ultimately pay out big time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
With an asset worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. Honestly, homeowners are such babies. Compared to renting, even a disaster of a purchase will ultimately pay out big time.
Feel like fashion is finally catching up with Danny Glovers enormous trousers in Predator 2.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Feel like fashion is finally catching up with Danny Glovers enormous trousers in Predator 2.
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imho James Garner really is the guy that everyone thinks Steve McQueen is. Garner's fit was so powerful that McQueen threw a tantrum about it and insisted they swap costumes.
Rewatched Great Escape on my last flight and I think we don’t talk enough about James Garner’s unreal drip
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
imho James Garner really is the guy that everyone thinks Steve McQueen is. Garner's fit was so powerful that McQueen threw a tantrum about it and insisted they swap costumes.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴❄️🧊
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴❄️🧊
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
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Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
The Great Outdoor Fight: details forthcoming.
achewood.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
“Multiple customers” is a hell of a way to say “half the internet”. Kudos, Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Multiple customers” is a hell of a way to say “half the internet”. Kudos, Cloudflare.
The Telegraph has gone batshit this week with it’s BBC stories. Here’s one from today complaining about the supposed support of a trans weightlifter (checks notes) four and a half years ago. The thing is, since the controversy is about “fairness” in sport they don’t discuss how Laurel Hubbard did.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The Telegraph has gone batshit this week with it’s BBC stories. Here’s one from today complaining about the supposed support of a trans weightlifter (checks notes) four and a half years ago. The thing is, since the controversy is about “fairness” in sport they don’t discuss how Laurel Hubbard did.
High and Low. Ran. Harakiri. Sword of Doom. Tatsuya Nakadai was in some bangers.
Tatsuya Nakadai, Japanese actor of Ran, Yojimbo and Harakiri, dies aged 92
Star of Japan’s cinematic golden age, who collaborated with Kurosawa and played the lead in Kobayashi’s Human Condition trilogy, died from pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
High and Low. Ran. Harakiri. Sword of Doom. Tatsuya Nakadai was in some bangers.
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I thought the bathroom tap in my rental digs looked familiar.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I thought the bathroom tap in my rental digs looked familiar.
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Well, I’ve just seen this picture of Christopher Lee, and now you have too.
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Well, I’ve just seen this picture of Christopher Lee, and now you have too.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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Teletext Halloween A-Z: P is for Phantasm
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Teletext Halloween A-Z: P is for Phantasm
Lost Eden. Fantastic demo on PC Format. Bought the game and discovered that the demo was a third of the whole game and the rest of the game was nothing like the opening: a complete bait and switch. Finished it in 3 hours. Spent £30 on it in the mid 90s when I was pretty broke. Fucking Cryo.
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Lost Eden. Fantastic demo on PC Format. Bought the game and discovered that the demo was a third of the whole game and the rest of the game was nothing like the opening: a complete bait and switch. Finished it in 3 hours. Spent £30 on it in the mid 90s when I was pretty broke. Fucking Cryo.
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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Looks like it’s going to be a bumper crop
December 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Looks like it’s going to be a bumper crop
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Jane Goodall said she’d like to send off to another planet: Musk, Trump, Putin, Xi & Netanyahu. 🚀
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Jane Goodall said she’d like to send off to another planet: Musk, Trump, Putin, Xi & Netanyahu. 🚀
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Still possibly the greatest title drop in video games
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Still possibly the greatest title drop in video games
I dunno dude, it’s probably the genocide thing.
September 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I dunno dude, it’s probably the genocide thing.
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Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween