John Smith
@jayb0b.bsky.social
Web developer, snake owner and EPCOT stan. I watch bad films. Vue, Nuxt, Java. He/him.
With an asset worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. Honestly, homeowners are such babies. Compared to renting, even a disaster of a purchase will ultimately pay out big time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
With an asset worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. Honestly, homeowners are such babies. Compared to renting, even a disaster of a purchase will ultimately pay out big time.
Feel like fashion is finally catching up with Danny Glovers enormous trousers in Predator 2.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Feel like fashion is finally catching up with Danny Glovers enormous trousers in Predator 2.
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
“Multiple customers” is a hell of a way to say “half the internet”. Kudos, Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Multiple customers” is a hell of a way to say “half the internet”. Kudos, Cloudflare.
Now that I’m in charge I’ll need to pick a setting.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Now that I’m in charge I’ll need to pick a setting.
The Telegraph has gone batshit this week with it’s BBC stories. Here’s one from today complaining about the supposed support of a trans weightlifter (checks notes) four and a half years ago. The thing is, since the controversy is about “fairness” in sport they don’t discuss how Laurel Hubbard did.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The Telegraph has gone batshit this week with it’s BBC stories. Here’s one from today complaining about the supposed support of a trans weightlifter (checks notes) four and a half years ago. The thing is, since the controversy is about “fairness” in sport they don’t discuss how Laurel Hubbard did.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
“A second bag of crisps has been opened”
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“A second bag of crisps has been opened”
Lost Eden. Fantastic demo on PC Format. Bought the game and discovered that the demo was a third of the whole game and the rest of the game was nothing like the opening: a complete bait and switch. Finished it in 3 hours. Spent £30 on it in the mid 90s when I was pretty broke. Fucking Cryo.
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Lost Eden. Fantastic demo on PC Format. Bought the game and discovered that the demo was a third of the whole game and the rest of the game was nothing like the opening: a complete bait and switch. Finished it in 3 hours. Spent £30 on it in the mid 90s when I was pretty broke. Fucking Cryo.
Could go with any recent Malick, but this is my final answer. I love the film but it sure as fuck insists upon itself.
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Could go with any recent Malick, but this is my final answer. I love the film but it sure as fuck insists upon itself.
I dunno dude, it’s probably the genocide thing.
September 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I dunno dude, it’s probably the genocide thing.
Amazing how close Glinner gets to actually realising something here.
![He added: "When she got [involved], I thought, Oh my God, it's over. I can finally relax, I can finally fight back because someone's on my side, you know?
"And now her silence about me is just added to the feeling that, that I've done something wrong, that I'm toxic and I know I am toxic, but it's not because I've done anything wrong.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l52tluifw6u36ylku42mwkmo/bafkreig4znfk7mi3ip3574esdz63c2i6rqa5lbileumbzil46wqqcwzj3m@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Amazing how close Glinner gets to actually realising something here.
Here is is the punchline of maybe the best joke I’ve ever made. You would need a lot of context to see how I ended here but I’ll leave it here for future generations to ponder.
July 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Here is is the punchline of maybe the best joke I’ve ever made. You would need a lot of context to see how I ended here but I’ll leave it here for future generations to ponder.
Going to tell everyone this was Sparks.
July 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Going to tell everyone this was Sparks.
The NYT is doing a poll for the top films of the century so far, so…
June 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The NYT is doing a poll for the top films of the century so far, so…
Cause I get Apple News+ I see a lot of headlines from The Times and The Telegraph. They often have this vibe:
June 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Cause I get Apple News+ I see a lot of headlines from The Times and The Telegraph. They often have this vibe:
I LOVE YOU 16 BIT RUSSELL CROWE
June 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I LOVE YOU 16 BIT RUSSELL CROWE
Just loading up the only Switch 2 game that actually matters.
June 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Just loading up the only Switch 2 game that actually matters.
Rewatching Judgement at Nuremberg last night, I was astounded to learn that Spencer Tracy was just 60 when the film was made. Fella looks 85.
May 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Rewatching Judgement at Nuremberg last night, I was astounded to learn that Spencer Tracy was just 60 when the film was made. Fella looks 85.
The answer is Andrew WK in 2012 at Garage in Glagow. An insane circle pit that encompassed most of the floor space and an hour plus of crazed energy and good vibes. I lost my glasses five minutes into the gig. Zero regrets.
May 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The answer is Andrew WK in 2012 at Garage in Glagow. An insane circle pit that encompassed most of the floor space and an hour plus of crazed energy and good vibes. I lost my glasses five minutes into the gig. Zero regrets.
Big things afoot in East Lothian
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Big things afoot in East Lothian
It’s kind of an anonymous, grey shithole, so understandable.
May 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s kind of an anonymous, grey shithole, so understandable.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
The Stirling area facebook flea market just made me do a colossal double take.
March 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Stirling area facebook flea market just made me do a colossal double take.