Rich (From Twitter)
@joehallenbeck.bsky.social
Cars (Volvos 940 Turbo, 850T5) Action Movies, Stunts, SciFi | Work - Film/TV Lighting | Mental Health. Be Prepared. Be Excellent🤘🏻 Owns 112 spanners #CarBluesky #WeirdCarBS
New battery for the 940 arrived.
Superb delivery.
Well done.
Superb delivery.
Well done.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
New battery for the 940 arrived.
Superb delivery.
Well done.
Superb delivery.
Well done.
Looking at new tyres.
Hmm. Yes.
I’d like really good tyres please.
Hmm yes.
£600+ oh right. Ok.
Hmm. Maybe.
I know one of my “things” is really good tyres and I’d regret it as I slid off the road into a ditch but c’mon man. £650?
Yes, I know there’s more expensive tyres / cars etc.
Hmm. Yes.
I’d like really good tyres please.
Hmm yes.
£600+ oh right. Ok.
Hmm. Maybe.
I know one of my “things” is really good tyres and I’d regret it as I slid off the road into a ditch but c’mon man. £650?
Yes, I know there’s more expensive tyres / cars etc.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Looking at new tyres.
Hmm. Yes.
I’d like really good tyres please.
Hmm yes.
£600+ oh right. Ok.
Hmm. Maybe.
I know one of my “things” is really good tyres and I’d regret it as I slid off the road into a ditch but c’mon man. £650?
Yes, I know there’s more expensive tyres / cars etc.
Hmm. Yes.
I’d like really good tyres please.
Hmm yes.
£600+ oh right. Ok.
Hmm. Maybe.
I know one of my “things” is really good tyres and I’d regret it as I slid off the road into a ditch but c’mon man. £650?
Yes, I know there’s more expensive tyres / cars etc.
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
We have solved the mystery.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
We have solved the mystery.
I need to solve a mystery.
Someone anonymously sent me a hot wheels in the post.
I won’t post a pic of the car because I won’t be able to tell if someone is just taking credit.
If you sent me a toy car this week please identify yourself by telling me what make, model & colour it was.
Someone anonymously sent me a hot wheels in the post.
I won’t post a pic of the car because I won’t be able to tell if someone is just taking credit.
If you sent me a toy car this week please identify yourself by telling me what make, model & colour it was.
a man in a suit and tie says join me perhaps you will be able to solve a mystery
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November 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I need to solve a mystery.
Someone anonymously sent me a hot wheels in the post.
I won’t post a pic of the car because I won’t be able to tell if someone is just taking credit.
If you sent me a toy car this week please identify yourself by telling me what make, model & colour it was.
Someone anonymously sent me a hot wheels in the post.
I won’t post a pic of the car because I won’t be able to tell if someone is just taking credit.
If you sent me a toy car this week please identify yourself by telling me what make, model & colour it was.
Christopher Nolan Trojan Horse Movie Heist pitch.
Tech heist. Crack team played by your usual heavy hitters wiping out ÃÏ servers all over the world.
He only wants to do it practically. No cgi. In real server farms.
Twist. The actors do it for real & we rid ourselves of ÀÏ plus get a cool movie.
Tech heist. Crack team played by your usual heavy hitters wiping out ÃÏ servers all over the world.
He only wants to do it practically. No cgi. In real server farms.
Twist. The actors do it for real & we rid ourselves of ÀÏ plus get a cool movie.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Christopher Nolan Trojan Horse Movie Heist pitch.
Tech heist. Crack team played by your usual heavy hitters wiping out ÃÏ servers all over the world.
He only wants to do it practically. No cgi. In real server farms.
Twist. The actors do it for real & we rid ourselves of ÀÏ plus get a cool movie.
Tech heist. Crack team played by your usual heavy hitters wiping out ÃÏ servers all over the world.
He only wants to do it practically. No cgi. In real server farms.
Twist. The actors do it for real & we rid ourselves of ÀÏ plus get a cool movie.
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sure everything sucks but have you considered frogs?
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
sure everything sucks but have you considered frogs?
As a cultural advisor to the internet I strongly recommend watching or rewatching the television series Justified from the beginning.
Whichever case applies.
For me I think this will be the fourth or fifth time around.
It’s my familiar, comfortable armchair of a tv show. Or slippers maybe.
Whichever case applies.
For me I think this will be the fourth or fifth time around.
It’s my familiar, comfortable armchair of a tv show. Or slippers maybe.
a man in a cowboy hat sits on a porch chair
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November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As a cultural advisor to the internet I strongly recommend watching or rewatching the television series Justified from the beginning.
Whichever case applies.
For me I think this will be the fourth or fifth time around.
It’s my familiar, comfortable armchair of a tv show. Or slippers maybe.
Whichever case applies.
For me I think this will be the fourth or fifth time around.
It’s my familiar, comfortable armchair of a tv show. Or slippers maybe.
I have escaped London and have taken a day off tomorrow. A three day weekend which is costing me a days wages but I don’t care. I’m shattered and haven’t been home in two weeks.
The 850 sprang into action after lying dormant all that time and dominated the motorways in order to get me home. 🫡
The 850 sprang into action after lying dormant all that time and dominated the motorways in order to get me home. 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have escaped London and have taken a day off tomorrow. A three day weekend which is costing me a days wages but I don’t care. I’m shattered and haven’t been home in two weeks.
The 850 sprang into action after lying dormant all that time and dominated the motorways in order to get me home. 🫡
The 850 sprang into action after lying dormant all that time and dominated the motorways in order to get me home. 🫡
You simply have another 007 clone get birthed from a pod filled with goop.
Moneypenny, M & Q do a black magic resurrection spell.
Twin brother.
Parallel dimension.
Time travel.
Have none of the Amazon people ever seen movies before?
Due South replaced one lead actor and made it a plot point.
Moneypenny, M & Q do a black magic resurrection spell.
Twin brother.
Parallel dimension.
Time travel.
Have none of the Amazon people ever seen movies before?
Due South replaced one lead actor and made it a plot point.
a man in a suit is talking to a woman with the words alright you 've made your point
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November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You simply have another 007 clone get birthed from a pod filled with goop.
Moneypenny, M & Q do a black magic resurrection spell.
Twin brother.
Parallel dimension.
Time travel.
Have none of the Amazon people ever seen movies before?
Due South replaced one lead actor and made it a plot point.
Moneypenny, M & Q do a black magic resurrection spell.
Twin brother.
Parallel dimension.
Time travel.
Have none of the Amazon people ever seen movies before?
Due South replaced one lead actor and made it a plot point.
I thought the bathroom tap in my rental digs looked familiar.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I thought the bathroom tap in my rental digs looked familiar.
Rewatched The Guest (2014) again last night as my Halloween 🎃 themed movie.
Such a great little film. Loads of style, great score & soundtrack. Superb performances and just creepy & a little bonkers enough.
Dan Stevens is having such a good time. Charisma for days.
Such a great little film. Loads of style, great score & soundtrack. Superb performances and just creepy & a little bonkers enough.
Dan Stevens is having such a good time. Charisma for days.
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Rewatched The Guest (2014) again last night as my Halloween 🎃 themed movie.
Such a great little film. Loads of style, great score & soundtrack. Superb performances and just creepy & a little bonkers enough.
Dan Stevens is having such a good time. Charisma for days.
Such a great little film. Loads of style, great score & soundtrack. Superb performances and just creepy & a little bonkers enough.
Dan Stevens is having such a good time. Charisma for days.
Alternator belt on the 940 decided to relocate itself on a whim recently. Not even sure how.
I could just replace the belt but as a preemptive bit of maintenance I got a new alternator as well.
Also a new “door keeper opener” for the 850 arrived so I guess this is what I’m doing this weekend.
I could just replace the belt but as a preemptive bit of maintenance I got a new alternator as well.
Also a new “door keeper opener” for the 850 arrived so I guess this is what I’m doing this weekend.
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Alternator belt on the 940 decided to relocate itself on a whim recently. Not even sure how.
I could just replace the belt but as a preemptive bit of maintenance I got a new alternator as well.
Also a new “door keeper opener” for the 850 arrived so I guess this is what I’m doing this weekend.
I could just replace the belt but as a preemptive bit of maintenance I got a new alternator as well.
Also a new “door keeper opener” for the 850 arrived so I guess this is what I’m doing this weekend.
Who schedules a 18:00-03:00 shoot in central London on Halloween?
This production.
You do your lates at the start of the week and then claw back to return to normal times for Friday so people aren’t wiped out or driving home knackered.
Should’ve booked today off but my colleagues would miss me.
This production.
You do your lates at the start of the week and then claw back to return to normal times for Friday so people aren’t wiped out or driving home knackered.
Should’ve booked today off but my colleagues would miss me.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Who schedules a 18:00-03:00 shoot in central London on Halloween?
This production.
You do your lates at the start of the week and then claw back to return to normal times for Friday so people aren’t wiped out or driving home knackered.
Should’ve booked today off but my colleagues would miss me.
This production.
You do your lates at the start of the week and then claw back to return to normal times for Friday so people aren’t wiped out or driving home knackered.
Should’ve booked today off but my colleagues would miss me.
I missed the bacon rolls at Greggs by a second as the clock clicked to 11:01.
The bacon is right there man. It didn’t cease to exist.
Just keep selling it until it’s gone. This arbitrary time you’ve decided to deny people bacon is absurd.
Yes I’m working splits. Yes. This is my breakfast time.
The bacon is right there man. It didn’t cease to exist.
Just keep selling it until it’s gone. This arbitrary time you’ve decided to deny people bacon is absurd.
Yes I’m working splits. Yes. This is my breakfast time.
a man in a white shirt and tie says " i don 't want to be your buddy "
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October 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I missed the bacon rolls at Greggs by a second as the clock clicked to 11:01.
The bacon is right there man. It didn’t cease to exist.
Just keep selling it until it’s gone. This arbitrary time you’ve decided to deny people bacon is absurd.
Yes I’m working splits. Yes. This is my breakfast time.
The bacon is right there man. It didn’t cease to exist.
Just keep selling it until it’s gone. This arbitrary time you’ve decided to deny people bacon is absurd.
Yes I’m working splits. Yes. This is my breakfast time.
Shout out to this piece of art I saw at a coffee shop in Soho today.
I get it Burning Horse. I’m picking up what you’re laying down.
I get it Burning Horse. I’m picking up what you’re laying down.
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Shout out to this piece of art I saw at a coffee shop in Soho today.
I get it Burning Horse. I’m picking up what you’re laying down.
I get it Burning Horse. I’m picking up what you’re laying down.
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OK, so this is embarrassing. Having earlier slandered Guillermo del Toro by saying he'd never made a film with an exploding helicopter, I've been reminded that he did blow one up in Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
One exploding helicopter though, that's pathetic.
One exploding helicopter though, that's pathetic.
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
OK, so this is embarrassing. Having earlier slandered Guillermo del Toro by saying he'd never made a film with an exploding helicopter, I've been reminded that he did blow one up in Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
One exploding helicopter though, that's pathetic.
One exploding helicopter though, that's pathetic.
Off to see the new Frankenstein tonight.
I hope they do “Putting on the Ritz”. 🤞🏻
I hope they do “Putting on the Ritz”. 🤞🏻
a black and white photo of two men in tuxedos on a stage .
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October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Off to see the new Frankenstein tonight.
I hope they do “Putting on the Ritz”. 🤞🏻
I hope they do “Putting on the Ritz”. 🤞🏻
Looks like that car I was enquiring after has been sold.
History has never known despair like this.
History has never known despair like this.
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in pain
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October 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Looks like that car I was enquiring after has been sold.
History has never known despair like this.
History has never known despair like this.
What everyone thinks I’m doing on my truck while the carnage of the filming day goes on…
Vs
What I’m actually doing…
(They’re right)
Vs
What I’m actually doing…
(They’re right)
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
What everyone thinks I’m doing on my truck while the carnage of the filming day goes on…
Vs
What I’m actually doing…
(They’re right)
Vs
What I’m actually doing…
(They’re right)
I have fallen off the wagon and messaged a seller about a car for sale on the internet.
I haven’t bought a car since 11th May 2003.
The rush is exhilarating.
I haven’t bought a car since 11th May 2003.
The rush is exhilarating.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have fallen off the wagon and messaged a seller about a car for sale on the internet.
I haven’t bought a car since 11th May 2003.
The rush is exhilarating.
I haven’t bought a car since 11th May 2003.
The rush is exhilarating.
Just a reminder that in Enemy of the State (1998) the cars in the tunnel chase scene had to be chopped into several sections, taken three levels below in a lift, reassembled and painted.
Once filming was complete they were disassembled once again and removed from the duct.
You’re welcome.
Once filming was complete they were disassembled once again and removed from the duct.
You’re welcome.
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just a reminder that in Enemy of the State (1998) the cars in the tunnel chase scene had to be chopped into several sections, taken three levels below in a lift, reassembled and painted.
Once filming was complete they were disassembled once again and removed from the duct.
You’re welcome.
Once filming was complete they were disassembled once again and removed from the duct.
You’re welcome.
Shitty long day at work but the guy at the kebab shop called me “Boss Man” so that helped.
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Shitty long day at work but the guy at the kebab shop called me “Boss Man” so that helped.
Spotted this little nugget outside the local Halfords.
Lowered. Aftermarket wheels with track looking tyres. Stripped out. Roll cage.
Bet it’s a giggle to drive.
Lowered. Aftermarket wheels with track looking tyres. Stripped out. Roll cage.
Bet it’s a giggle to drive.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Spotted this little nugget outside the local Halfords.
Lowered. Aftermarket wheels with track looking tyres. Stripped out. Roll cage.
Bet it’s a giggle to drive.
Lowered. Aftermarket wheels with track looking tyres. Stripped out. Roll cage.
Bet it’s a giggle to drive.
Representing @takona.co.uk and #Rustival today in the garage
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Representing @takona.co.uk and #Rustival today in the garage