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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.


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Dark Brandon strikes again!

#DonaldTrump #JoeBiden
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh... I knew I forgot something...
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Annual turkey day cartoon reminding everyone that birds are theropod dinosaurs. 🦃🦖
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I hope your Thanksgiving meal is as elegantly prepared and presented as Ghislaine Maxwell's. Glory!
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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We would have been upset by this once.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I should call her...
Week V for vowels - A is for Anhinga. With a very big fish!
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekVForVowels #Anhinga #birds
#EastCoastKin
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”

From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Heheh.. "Sperm" whale "Tugged".

-11 year old me
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I just want to look away from news like this but I think we must not

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Amazon lakes hit ‘unbearable’ hot-tub temperatures amid mass die-offs of pink river dolphins – study
Droughts and heatwaves causing water in some areas to reach 41C, killing fish and endangered dolphins, say researchers
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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American politics ✨
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Nursing is no longer a professional degree according to Department of Education.

There aren't enough middle fingers.

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Department of Education says nursing is no longer a professional degree
The education department no longer considers nursing as a professional degree program, which can weaken funding for students wanting to enter the health care field.
www.statesman.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
RFK Jr, right now:
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Quiet, pedo.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad
Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad - The Beaverton
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford is in production today on a new advertisement meant to play on U.S. television that sees former President Ronald Reagan point out how he, like most people, tho...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."

-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.

Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM