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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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Oh... I knew I forgot something...
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh... I knew I forgot something...
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Annual turkey day cartoon reminding everyone that birds are theropod dinosaurs. 🦃🦖
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Annual turkey day cartoon reminding everyone that birds are theropod dinosaurs. 🦃🦖
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I hope your Thanksgiving meal is as elegantly prepared and presented as Ghislaine Maxwell's. Glory!
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I hope your Thanksgiving meal is as elegantly prepared and presented as Ghislaine Maxwell's. Glory!
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We would have been upset by this once.
BREAKING: New prosecutor dismisses charges against President Donald Trump and others in Georgia election interference case.
New prosecutor won't pursue charges against Trump and others in Georgia election interference case
The prosecutor handling the Georgia election interference case against Donald Trump and others has decided not to pursue it further.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We would have been upset by this once.
I should call her...
Week V for vowels - A is for Anhinga. With a very big fish!
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekVForVowels #Anhinga #birds
#EastCoastKin
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekVForVowels #Anhinga #birds
#EastCoastKin
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I should call her...
Friggin' narcs, man...
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Friggin' narcs, man...
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With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
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“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
Heheh.. "Sperm" whale "Tugged".
-11 year old me
-11 year old me
When the dead sperm whale that washed up in Nantucket is your timeline cleanse...
www.ack.net/news/sperm-w...
www.ack.net/news/sperm-w...
Sperm whale tugged off Nantucket's north shore
(Nov. 21, 2025) One of Trevor Barrett’s excavators and a Robert B. Our tugboat were used to remove the dead sperm whale from Nantucket’s north shore Friday.
www.ack.net
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Heheh.. "Sperm" whale "Tugged".
-11 year old me
-11 year old me
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I just want to look away from news like this but I think we must not
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Amazon lakes hit ‘unbearable’ hot-tub temperatures amid mass die-offs of pink river dolphins – study
Droughts and heatwaves causing water in some areas to reach 41C, killing fish and endangered dolphins, say researchers
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I just want to look away from news like this but I think we must not
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Nursing is no longer a professional degree according to Department of Education.
There aren't enough middle fingers.
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There aren't enough middle fingers.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Department of Education says nursing is no longer a professional degree
The education department no longer considers nursing as a professional degree program, which can weaken funding for students wanting to enter the health care field.
www.statesman.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nursing is no longer a professional degree according to Department of Education.
There aren't enough middle fingers.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
There aren't enough middle fingers.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
RFK Jr, right now:
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
RFK Jr, right now:
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Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad
Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad - The Beaverton
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford is in production today on a new advertisement meant to play on U.S. television that sees former President Ronald Reagan point out how he, like most people, tho...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
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Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.
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"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.