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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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My taste testing lead me to the same conclusion. Confirmed.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My taste testing lead me to the same conclusion. Confirmed.
The other one was detained by ICE, I guess. Must have took forever to thaw in the sink, too.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The other one was detained by ICE, I guess. Must have took forever to thaw in the sink, too.
Woo! Whatta lunker!
Guys, we should totally do a fish fry... like, right now!
Guys, we should totally do a fish fry... like, right now!
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Woo! Whatta lunker!
Guys, we should totally do a fish fry... like, right now!
Guys, we should totally do a fish fry... like, right now!
Oh, I see it now...
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh, I see it now...
Wait.. so I can smile with my anus?
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wait.. so I can smile with my anus?
They should sell tools, too.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They should sell tools, too.
Wrong picture, guys.. that's not me.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wrong picture, guys.. that's not me.
" 'Yakety Yak, don't talk back' just isn't the way to talk raise our cows. That's my father's way. Not mine."
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
" 'Yakety Yak, don't talk back' just isn't the way to talk raise our cows. That's my father's way. Not mine."
That is a thoroughly fucked turkey. I would bet the house on it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That is a thoroughly fucked turkey. I would bet the house on it.
Well thanks for posting this stuff!
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Well thanks for posting this stuff!
I think Little Saint-James is an island, not a city..🤔
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I think Little Saint-James is an island, not a city..🤔
legit scrolled past this, and backed up because I thought it was about Spider-Man.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
legit scrolled past this, and backed up because I thought it was about Spider-Man.
Starting to think 'Bubba' is what Vlad calls his 'little Putin.'
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Starting to think 'Bubba' is what Vlad calls his 'little Putin.'