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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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Oh, I see it now...
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh, I see it now...
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
We can guess what it would look like, though.
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We can guess what it would look like, though.
Time to grab him by the... throat.
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Time to grab him by the... throat.