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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.


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Oh, I see it now...
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Claws, surely...
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Quiet, pedo.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.."

-Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.

Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We can guess what it would look like, though.
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Time to grab him by the... throat.
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So.. his throat?
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM