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Neon Chinchilla

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · Nov 24

If you showed up here from a starter pack my best advice to you is go through my timeline. (I would recommend that for anyone you follow.) You can see if we are going to vibe. If I am interesting/boring/offensive to you.

Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.

A Punisher skull with pride flag colouring and the text "You are valid and worthy of love. Fuck anyone who says different!"

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1m

🤌 perfection

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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 1d

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 7m

🙏manifesting🙏

damn right

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 23m

The two main genres of self-help articles in 2025: “you should become a subsistence farmer so that corporations don’t poison you” and “you should let a magic 8 ball on your computer do everything for you”.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 8m

By the end of the Bear I had completely accepted that I have a man crush on Will Poulter.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 9m

The "you guys are getting paid" meme.

"You Guys Are Getting Paid?" is a line spoken by Will Poulter's character Kenny Rossmore in the 2013 American comedy film We're the Millers.

Will is standing in front of a large vehicle with a puzzled look on his face and the following text is superimposed on the image, "You guys have alt accounts?"

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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 22m

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 28m

It's why I take anything Mark Cuban says with a grain of salt the size of a Buick.

"You need to incentivize the wealthy to help." -Cuban

I think that motherfucker forgot that incentives come in two forms and that people might want to start using the stick on the wealthy instead of the carrot.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 34m

American football is basically chess, but the pieces are giant dudes who collide with each other.

I have been trying to get into it. The constant stopping of it is jarring. The UK already has rugby. Trying to talk them into rugby with more stoppages and people in armor is an uphill battle.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 41m

Dear Diary,

Today was the day I ran out of fucks to give.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 42m

Yup.

Sora is just flooding the zone with realistic looking slop.

We can't handle social media as is.

This will make it infinitely worse and also fuck everyone's art and work because AI companies get to hoover that up free of charge so their product can function?

That's a no for me, dawg.

Give me a single reason why Sora2 should exist.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 56m

following that many people would drive me up the wall

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 1h

after four backs and forth in the replies on bsky you’re having internet sex I don’t make rules I’m just the messenger

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

(That philosophy is how and why we have Prime Minister Mark Carney instead of Prime Minister PP. 😁 )

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

*chuckles*

I was questioning using that word. Puns weren't intended.

I am a big tent guy for friends, acquaintances, and alliances and that tent includes liberals.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

I will blocking liberally, vigorously, and joyfully if a bunch of politics knowers and people who like to suck off the Democrats for being feckless come around and behave poorly.

😊

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

It's amazing what some public pressure and publicity from a member of Congress can accomplish.

There is power that is granted through a constitution and laws. There is also power that is granted through norms and public pressure.

Anyone saying they can't do anything is fucking moron.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

Except that Cait is 100% correct.

Occasionally they have done something and literally proven her right. They just aren't consistently doing this stuff. They seem to prefer to bury their heads in the sand and pretend it's business as usual while the country sides into autocracy.

for example:

More Democratic lawmakers visit El Salvador to see Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported by Trump administration

While administration officials have acknowledged that the decision to deport Abrego Garcia was done in error, they have said they have no power to return him to the country despite a Supreme Court rul...

www.pbs.org

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 2h

Two panel Lord of the Rings meme with a quote from Jerry Chen about the ideal amount of people to follow. Aragorn vs the army of Mordor.
Top panel Aragorn is labelled as Jerry and he says "the ideal following count is 500."
Bottom panel Aragorn, labelled as Jerry, is charging the army of Mordor labelled as "Follow back posters."
Two panel Lord of the Rings meme with a quote from Jerry Chen about the ideal amount of people to follow. Aragorn vs the army of Mordor.
Top panel Aragorn is labelled as Jerry and he says "the ideal following count is 500."
Bottom panel Aragorn, labelled as Jerry, is charging the army of Mordor labelled as "Follow back posters."

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 2h

when you're crashing out and you reach out to your supposed partner for support and they say "I guess I'm not enough for you" they're telling the truth and you should leave and find a more supportive partner
you'll still crash but you won't land under their weight

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 2h

"Why are so we so divided?"

Because some of you motherfuckers don't believe in pluralism anymore and maybe never did.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 2h

*gasp*

that's unCanadian

🫂

I can challenge your boss to a hockey fight if that will help. I will put on my best Tie Domi sweater and everything.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

He was the guy you want your celebrities to be and they never are. Except he was.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

☕Good Morning!☕

Have a great day, Drew!

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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 15h

Kitty Heaven 🤭
Cozy, lazy, paper bag, wood stove warmth, cuddly perfection 🥰
💜🥰😸🥰💜

Kitty laying on a paper bag in front of the wood stove

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