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Neon Chinchilla
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Maximum Patriotism Zone

bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator

a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter

Phil Gold Tier member

🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
ACE grey/demi
disabled
hacker
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's why I own waterproof Bluetooth speakers.

I make up a playlist and I become my own hype man to make that shower happen. It's like being DJ Khaled except I yell my own name. Wash a body part, yell your name, rinse, repeat.

And yes, when I step out of the shower I often say:
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
logging on

(literally)
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If abolishing prisons requires me to become the Punisher it feels like the solution is worse than the problem.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That's the Captain Lou! One of the greatest wrestlers of all time!

Do they no longer teach about culture in schools anymore?
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Watching more of Season 2 tonight. It's been surprisingly good for a spin off.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sexy as fuck and he legalized weed.

He was a two-fer.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
that moment when you realize one of your posts has hit the discover feed:
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Still Deputy Director, but I haven't noticed his name in the media as much as Patel's. I haven't seen mention of him in awhile. He seems to be keeping a low profile.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
😁 this timeline just got amusing
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lance from the top rope!
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
sorry to go all old person here...

but these things changed my life:
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't normally post stuff from the other place, but I saw this screenshot and this was too good to pass up.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not to spoil the video for you, but "pegging" is not the top five. Neither is "finger in his bum."
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
😁
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Late dinner.

Kale and potatoes in beef gravy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
when the mutuals all show up in a thread
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*looks at forecast*
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM