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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins

@mustekalan.bsky.social

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Jessika, or Squid, They/She 30 Guilty Gear enthusiast Mustekalan everywhere Add me on discord! MDNI 🔞 adult material ahead Expect Jojo spoilers @omnitd.bsky.social ❤️

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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · Jul 29

Feel free to add me on discord (where I am also Mustekalan) for literally any reason, and if you do you will get pictures of my cats

Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · Apr 4

Hello! I'm Squid, I'm a nonbinary nerd that loves videogames and I strive to be unapologetically myself, cringe and all.

I also reskeet sexually explicit stuff, and talk about sexual stuff, so follow at your own risk.

Also here's an old pic of me for attention

A photo of my thighs, wearing stirrup style thigh high socks, my heels resting on a makeup table. I'm wearing blue nail polish on my toes

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 24m

What good is this to us? bsky.app/profile/adam...

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

In response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, “Your mom did,” and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: “Your mom.”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 30m

Our 80 year old braindead president has surrounded himself with a cadre of stinky internet trolls whose only interest is Triggering the Libs, and they're so far gone that this includes things like "Lol you want the government not to literally shit on you? Well guess what,"

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 13h

The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 14h

Portland ICE facility now.

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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · 9h

dogtor bebber

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · Nov 7

7. pajafas?

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Liz Ryerson @ellaguro.bsky.social · 18h

system sacom were the kings of making games that you could have sworn were just lucid dreams you had and didn't think existed in reality

Videogame Beaches 🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 19h

Underwater Tunnel (Running High, PS1, System Sacom, 1997)

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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 16h

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · Nov 27

18. hemomancer

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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 20h

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound

RaisonDetriment @raisondetriment.bsky.social · 4d

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

little sister doll
@DoggySistercide

heartbreaking: prettiest girl youve ever seen wont stop insisting shes ugly

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 4d

mods asleep, post spongmonkeys

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野沢プロト @protonozawa.bsky.social · 2d

三年前に描いてツイッターに上げたぷよぷよのアルルさん。
少し手直ししました。

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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Liz Saila @lizsaila.bsky.social · 19h

Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."

Sen. Ed Markey, a white man with white hair, standing at a lectern with a dark background, and Sen Elizabeth Warren to camera right, in a black top with a red blazer. Markey wears a trans pride flag draped over his shoulders. The closed caption reads "trans people because trans righs are human rights. We" The chiron underneath reads "No Kings Rally Underway In Boston"

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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 2d

doomed lovers

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · Jul 1

I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos.

Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 3d

i haven't logged into deadlock in months and now the character select screen has the most sauce i've seen in a multiplayer game in forever??

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❗️URGENT❗️Help Me Escape Florida @rancidreggie.bsky.social · 18h

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Rock The Block @rockawaycarter.bsky.social · 4d

Day 15 of @abadidea.bsky.social 's #Combotober

15. Your Favorite Other Publisher Game

Character - Lud
Game - The Rumble Fish 2

Addendum: This is my #1 Fighting game of all time. Been a huge advocate for it since I first experienced it in 06 back home in NYC.

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Alchemist @alchemist64.bsky.social · Jul 30

More anime fans should bother to read Journey to the West + Romance of the Three Kingdoms + The Water Margin to understand the literary canon a number of their favorite shows are either drawing from or referencing at a given point of time.

unhinged eldritch abomination @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · Jul 30

Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥

a girl with black hair winking, wearing a maid outfit and holding a drink in one hand

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noka 🦿🦿 @noka2d.bsky.social · 26d

*Calvin dad voice* all epics are oda nobunaga or Journey to the west.

Romance of the three kingdoms? Oda Nobunaga

Odyssey? Journey to the west

Despite taking place in the west, the good, the bad, and the ugly is oda nobunaga

*this user tried too hard to make this joke work

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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 22d

being in your early thirties is about flirting with the idea of getting really into three kingdoms

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minthara blasting menthols @grave.ink · Sep 1

i've never seen anyone attempt a LuBubu (Lu Bu x Labubu), so i took the dark deed upon myself

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MattoBii @mattobii.bsky.social · 17h

Have you ever seen the genuinely fantastic Japanese box art for this game? The package designer took a look at this funny skeleton with a guitar and went, "Hey that kinda reminds me of the Grateful Dead" and ran with it

Japanese box art for Mr. Bones on the Sega Saturn, borrowing many motifs from Grateful Dead posters and iconography, juxtaposing the game's own skeleton imagery with roses, ornate borders and rainbow gradients.

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Kosperry 🧀 @kosperry.bsky.social · 1d

Compiled a buncha Smiling Friends doodles that I originally shared over the last few months in my sketchbook series, plus some new sketches from this month too! 😃

Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*

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