Pete
@mrpeterman.bsky.social
Nerd. orchid grower. casual insect observer. gamer. D&D. BJJ. model trains.
Cloud SRE Engineer IRL to pay the bills.
Cloud SRE Engineer IRL to pay the bills.
Just saw my old boss, time to piss on HIS leg and tell him it’s rain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just saw my old boss, time to piss on HIS leg and tell him it’s rain.
Send me her number, I’ll phone her.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Send me her number, I’ll phone her.
Classic audiophile stack includes a Cannon printer and a Brother 3 in 1 scanner/faxer/copier
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Classic audiophile stack includes a Cannon printer and a Brother 3 in 1 scanner/faxer/copier
He’s a 10, but he wasn’t born; he was grown. He lives in a virtual reality that he becomes to know as The Matrix, and when he is ready, he won’t have to dodge bullets. So he really is the One.
he’s a 10 but his parents were murdered and the murderer tried to kill him too but was unsuccessful, so he really is The Boy Who Lived
he’s a 10 but his parents abandoned him, pushing him towards the dark side, so really he’s Kylo Ren
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He’s a 10, but he wasn’t born; he was grown. He lives in a virtual reality that he becomes to know as The Matrix, and when he is ready, he won’t have to dodge bullets. So he really is the One.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
How your phone looks at your while it monitors your weekly screen time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
How your phone looks at your while it monitors your weekly screen time.
If you have these skills, call me
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you have these skills, call me
Share your favorite black and white movie
September 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
Watching the lucky few get raptured today.
September 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Watching the lucky few get raptured today.
Millennials didn’t get raptured because of outstanding student loans.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Millennials didn’t get raptured because of outstanding student loans.
At this point, we are probably days away from the GOP folks to just declare that Kirk was actually Jesus
a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At this point, we are probably days away from the GOP folks to just declare that Kirk was actually Jesus
Heading into the weekend like
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Heading into the weekend like
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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
just so you know, twitter losers are trawling through bluesky and doing their usual thing of complaining about people who are telling jokes. comedy is legal now, losers. deal with it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
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if characters left pornhub comments: thread
August 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
if characters left pornhub comments: thread
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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Palate cleaner.
Jonathan Frakes beyond belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar
YouTube video by The Snows
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Palate cleaner.
Looking at the pack of Oreos and thinking “why shouldn’t I?”
an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .
Alt: an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i . It’s bilbo from the lotr
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Looking at the pack of Oreos and thinking “why shouldn’t I?”
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
August 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
Getting drunk and playing video games shouldn’t count. Like, just let us have that, life is hard enough.
August 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Getting drunk and playing video games shouldn’t count. Like, just let us have that, life is hard enough.