Mme. Clavine
@mmeclavine.bsky.social
he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine
I WAS IN TRANSIT APPARENTLY SHARKS WIN???
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I WAS IN TRANSIT APPARENTLY SHARKS WIN???
@ Phoebe Waller Bridge careful diva you’re in danger
A Hollywood director was convicted on charges that he scammed Netflix out of $11 million for a show that never materialized, while he instead used the cash for lavish purchases that included several Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari and about $1 million in mattresses and luxury bedding.
Director convicted of scamming $11M from Netflix and going on lavish spending spree | CNN
A Hollywood director was convicted Thursday on charges that he scammed Netflix out of $11 million for a show that never materialized, while he instead used the cash for lavish purchases that included ...
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@ Phoebe Waller Bridge careful diva you’re in danger
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Woo is a reactionary force. Its association with hippies concealed this for a long time, but it has always been true.
This is strictly a personal observation from living in LA, but RFK scares me so much because otherwise orthodox liberals with a woo food and chemicals streak are being converted into lunatic conservatives.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Woo is a reactionary force. Its association with hippies concealed this for a long time, but it has always been true.
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build more
So what is the easiest, most realistic way to fix housing costs?
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
build more
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every time i read about one of these college presidents promising to reinvent the liberal arts education i think of "marge v. the monorail"
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
every time i read about one of these college presidents promising to reinvent the liberal arts education i think of "marge v. the monorail"
“Who *flies* Chicago to Madison?!,” they sit at O’Hare wondering to themselves, forgetting that earlier this year they tried to fly Boston to Augusta
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Who *flies* Chicago to Madison?!,” they sit at O’Hare wondering to themselves, forgetting that earlier this year they tried to fly Boston to Augusta
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I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
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one of the underrated bad things about trump is that he's so insane people have forgotten that what a politician says actually does in fact matter, that it's also a speech act. you can't just go out and say shit. you're a public figure.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
one of the underrated bad things about trump is that he's so insane people have forgotten that what a politician says actually does in fact matter, that it's also a speech act. you can't just go out and say shit. you're a public figure.
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Jesus Christ "Wake Up Dead Man" was so good. Rian Johnson's best movie without question
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jesus Christ "Wake Up Dead Man" was so good. Rian Johnson's best movie without question
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They could've voted in a seven-time MVP, a seven-time Cy Young/one-time MVP winner. They could've voted in guys like Murphy (2 MVPs) or Mattingly (1) who, for at least a brief time, were plausibly the best players in the game. But we get Jeff Kent who was never even once the best player on his team.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They could've voted in a seven-time MVP, a seven-time Cy Young/one-time MVP winner. They could've voted in guys like Murphy (2 MVPs) or Mattingly (1) who, for at least a brief time, were plausibly the best players in the game. But we get Jeff Kent who was never even once the best player on his team.
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
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I feel like every day I sound more and more like a censorious, self-righteous prude, but for the record I think the way sports betting has insinuated itself into everything is another sign of societal decadence and profound moral rot.
Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I feel like every day I sound more and more like a censorious, self-righteous prude, but for the record I think the way sports betting has insinuated itself into everything is another sign of societal decadence and profound moral rot.
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Political news media to Trump after the first year of Trump II
a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you
Alt: a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Political news media to Trump after the first year of Trump II
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Pete Buttigieg's bread pricing crimes were the subject of infinitely more viral outrage than Trump ending USAID was
Guys, I’m not on the Pete train or anything but he was a fucking associate
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pete Buttigieg's bread pricing crimes were the subject of infinitely more viral outrage than Trump ending USAID was
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logan cooley ur nothing lmfao
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
logan cooley ur nothing lmfao
Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy
Me:
Me:
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy
Me:
Me:
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forget password protection
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
forget password protection
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
Sigh…here we go
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sigh…here we go
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
I was recently accused of being the world’s biggest Karel Vemeljka fan b/c my annual Sharks game was against the Mammoth and I’d planned to go tonight as well. Unfortunately I’m stuck @ home recovering from covid jab, but now I’m really glad I didn’t go b/c I’d only have gotten ~10 minutes of bestie
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was recently accused of being the world’s biggest Karel Vemeljka fan b/c my annual Sharks game was against the Mammoth and I’d planned to go tonight as well. Unfortunately I’m stuck @ home recovering from covid jab, but now I’m really glad I didn’t go b/c I’d only have gotten ~10 minutes of bestie
THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!
“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️⚧️?
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️⚧️?
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pavol regenda ppg what the hell sure 😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
pavol regenda ppg what the hell sure 😭
The sleepover line is not just good politics it’s good policy
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The sleepover line is not just good politics it’s good policy
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
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college football has never really been a sport so much as 130 money-laundering operations of varying sizes
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
college football has never really been a sport so much as 130 money-laundering operations of varying sizes