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Mister Hooper!
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TTRPGS, takes, various and sundry.
~Actively Black~
ADHD
Bi
Old enough to know better.
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americans still talking about the "bey area" like cmon guys it's 2025, you're allowed to call it the ottoman empire
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Who do I need to follow to see more of this content?

I'm not into PBTA but Meg Baker said "who's looking after the kids in your cultures?" and that's a question I'd never seen posed before.
I wish the ttrpg space took intellectual content from femme creators as seriously as y'all do ideas from cis white men in the space.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Cook

I play Minecraft like people play sudoku because Lego wasn't as good at making dollhouses for my G.I.Joes as I wanted.

I'm a 42 year old man.

Variety is the spice of life, and yours will be downright British cuisine if you ignore half the world's perspectives.
Some perspectives I've seen end up feeling the same as crapping on girls for playing Barbies and Bratz instead of Bionicle and GI Joe or being mad if we build a dollhouse out of legos...
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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The racist who used the N word has raised over $100k… which is three times what she would have made in a year working at Cinnabon

Meanwhile there’s tons of good people on here asking for a few dollars to eat, pay for meds or remain housed

Support mutual aid. Boost, share, like & donate if you can
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Anchorage friends, Marian Call is going to be up there this week and has a house concert planned for Friday in the Abbott Loop part of town. I caught the show in Juneau yesterday and it paired nicely with a hot toddy and some cookies.

Info here: mariancall.com

#akleg #alaskasky
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All these ICE Agents putting regular pigs outta their Jim Crow jobs should get the police unions' dicks in a twist, but.

Forces, crosses, etc.
ICE is now setting up racial profiling checkpoints to stop people on major US highways. These checkpoints are being seen near Washington, DC on the Baltimore-Washington Pkwy, on the DC/Maryland border.
(12|8/25)
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Check out the new Culinary Death Metal song I'm working on!

Hand Obliteration-

I cook the catfish
I grab the hot dish
Second degree
Unto me

I check my red flesh
It looks un-vexed
The blisters
Are hard to see

Yeah, that's it, I got distracted by burning the fuck outta my hand at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Smoking a joint, drinking a beer, having fun with a flashlight, long exposures and a crazy cute dog
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm right-Rat
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
300k Black women who actually did their jobs are spinning in the wind, but this The Man Show-starring-ass bitch can get paid by the Fascism Sponsor Corp to not be funny.

God fuck America
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is part of OPs pretty important musings on misogynist bullshit, but I think it stands on its own.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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TIDDIES!
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Bottom line: The ENTIRE point of their "review" of infant formula is not about what's in the best interest for children.

The ENTIRE point of their review of formula is to discredit it to oblivion and FORCE women to breastfeed in order to further keep them out of the workforce after birth.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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After this weekend's racist attacks on the EU, I've written a column about the moral obligation to stop posting on X.

Oh no, wait, I wrote it *two years ago* when it was blatantly obvious what was going on and how it would get much much worse.

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This might be even MORE unhinged, too: they give too much food to short people, and short people are probably poor, and poor suffer from being given too much food because that makes you fat.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A lobotomy could fix me
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Ku Klux Klan is obsolete as their goals have been completely accomplished in the general public
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Homophobes are against nature
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You know what?

Hell yeah, fellas
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Imagine a world where our communities have actual control over what happens to them
Tucson data center moves forward despite backlash
Project Blue secures utility deal and nears land sale as critics weigh legal action.
www.axios.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM