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The Gringo (he/him)

@elgringofeo.bsky.social

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💨 America's stoner cousin ❄️ Gen-X Minneapolitan ⚫ Vinylphile 🛦 Air Force comms veteran 💩 Shitposter since FidoNet 📚 Library enthusiast 🤨 INTJ ♊ One of those goddamn Geminis ❤️ @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social 's emotional support ogre

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 9m

No, it actually wasn't. Good writing skills were required.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10m

Awww, poor Bobby McFerrin.... 😀

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10m

How do you feel about Lil Pank Houses?

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13m

You can have all of my share. Marijuana is my favorite green vegetable.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13m

Ohhhhh and you know Mariah is just around the corner....

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

The food at home:

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TikTok: Catchin_zzzs 🎞️ @catchinzzzs.bsky.social · 12h

If yall got rapper friends, please tell them I’m selling beats 🥹

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

You bring dishonor to your house.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

He seemed so much more tolerable back in the early Comedy Central days, but that could be nostalgia talking.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Oof, Bill Maher really has become a bit much.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Absolutely, I look forward to your return when you've fully processed!

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Sorry that you've had some bad experiences lately.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Those vintage Asia and Earth, Wind & Fire album covers belong in a museum.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Sorry, my Klingon's a little rusty, it's Qo'noS

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Q'onos

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Brussels sprouts (No, you don't know a place that "makes them kinda good")

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

Stairway to Heaven, regardless of cover

#NegativeSky

Pedagogy Prodigy @vikinggod.bsky.social · 13h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Shrimp
Titanic
What’s Going On? - 4 Non Blonds

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 15h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

How long is it gonna take people to realize rich white people aren't our friends?

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

Goddamn. And happy Thanksgiving!

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Kelly Sutton (aka IglooChik)🐧 @igloochik.bsky.social · 13h

Hey... can I get your vote?

styleicon.org/2025/kelly-sutton

Thank you... and please share! The first cut of contestants comes on Thursday, I need YOUR help to get there...

Is Kelly Sutton the Style Icon?

One trendsetter will jet off to Milan for the Versace Fashion Show, be featured in Flaunt Magazine, and take home $20,000.

styleicon.org

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

I tried, but I can't because it verifies via Facebook and I don't have an account on that dumpsterfire. But I'm 100% with you in spirit!

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

I didn't mean to get in the way of your shitposting; please, carry on.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

I thought that's where you got it from.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

John Revolta as the eponymous movie angel Michael.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

OK Michael.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

Seeing lots of authors promoting their books with AI-generated art. Listen, authors, if you're using AI slop for your art, why would I believe you didn't just have AI write the book for you?

AI kills the art industry, it's horrible for the environment, and destroys underserved communities.

#AIArt

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