Missymaus
@missymaus111.bsky.social
Nostalgic for a time before I was born, but not for racist reasons.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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the terms of service of every web site prohibit you from saying what would fix everything
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the terms of service of every web site prohibit you from saying what would fix everything
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The robots are coming... but why?
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The robots are coming... but why?
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
Fucking Walmart app. Sent me a code to my email. Then made me verify with a text code to my phone. By then it was sold out.
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Fucking Walmart app. Sent me a code to my email. Then made me verify with a text code to my phone. By then it was sold out.
Hope everyone has a full tummy and a happy heart tonight!
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hope everyone has a full tummy and a happy heart tonight!
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
The overlap between CAG and @vaginamuseum.bsky.social we've all been clamoring for.
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The overlap between CAG and @vaginamuseum.bsky.social we've all been clamoring for.
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BOOKMARKED!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BOOKMARKED!!
My uncle died a year ago yesterday. I inherited his Discworld collection. I'm reading Men at Arms and imagining him laughing at parts like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My uncle died a year ago yesterday. I inherited his Discworld collection. I'm reading Men at Arms and imagining him laughing at parts like this
Aaaahh! The Final Pam is back!
Can it please be Friday night tonight so I can watch this with a cocktail and laugh until I can't breathe?
Can it please be Friday night tonight so I can watch this with a cocktail and laugh until I can't breathe?
ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Aaaahh! The Final Pam is back!
Can it please be Friday night tonight so I can watch this with a cocktail and laugh until I can't breathe?
Can it please be Friday night tonight so I can watch this with a cocktail and laugh until I can't breathe?
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It was located entirely within my kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It was located entirely within my kitchen.
The Grapes of Wrath
I read it in my early 20s, and it's the book that opened my eyes to the humanity of everyone.
I read it in my early 20s, and it's the book that opened my eyes to the humanity of everyone.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The Grapes of Wrath
I read it in my early 20s, and it's the book that opened my eyes to the humanity of everyone.
I read it in my early 20s, and it's the book that opened my eyes to the humanity of everyone.
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ZZ Top – La Grange (Asian Folk Metal Cover) | NiNi Music
YouTube video by Nini Music
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm happy to hear someone else say this! I blame it on all the whaling songs we sung in grade school.
You all sung whaling songs in grade school too, right? Right?!
You all sung whaling songs in grade school too, right? Right?!
For many years I assumed that the Edmund Fitzgerald song was about a shipwreck in like, 1843. But Gordo wrote it the month after it happened! News you can use.
Its November 10th, aka Combination Death of the Edmund Fitzgerald / Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm happy to hear someone else say this! I blame it on all the whaling songs we sung in grade school.
You all sung whaling songs in grade school too, right? Right?!
You all sung whaling songs in grade school too, right? Right?!
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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
This looks like how the strip club by the same name would advertise.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This looks like how the strip club by the same name would advertise.
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
Yesterday twin girls around 13 or so came trick or treating. One was a slice of bread with peanut butter, the other bread with jelly.
You best believe those girls got full size Twix.
Anyone else have cute stories from Halloween?
You best believe those girls got full size Twix.
Anyone else have cute stories from Halloween?
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yesterday twin girls around 13 or so came trick or treating. One was a slice of bread with peanut butter, the other bread with jelly.
You best believe those girls got full size Twix.
Anyone else have cute stories from Halloween?
You best believe those girls got full size Twix.
Anyone else have cute stories from Halloween?
Just because he has a social media manager who makes funny posts doesn't mean he's not a prick.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Just because he has a social media manager who makes funny posts doesn't mean he's not a prick.
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i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
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