Laura Lee
@missbitterblue.bsky.social
"They've got me in a tree, Merlin."
Daydreamer, insomniac, artsy craftsy, photography enjoyer, cemetery explorer
Daydreamer, insomniac, artsy craftsy, photography enjoyer, cemetery explorer
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The movie that does the impossible task of having a bulldozer that keeps sneaking up on people.
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Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
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🎶 It's the most wonderful night of the year!! 🎶
Ho, ho, ho, and Welcome, Maniacs! Join Girlmar, Boymar, Kmart, the irrepressible Dropomar, and a bunch of other Mars, as the battle of good vs evil takes place on the world stage! I think. 8 Pac/11 East tonight! #BMovieManiacs
Ho, ho, ho, and Welcome, Maniacs! Join Girlmar, Boymar, Kmart, the irrepressible Dropomar, and a bunch of other Mars, as the battle of good vs evil takes place on the world stage! I think. 8 Pac/11 East tonight! #BMovieManiacs
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶 It's the most wonderful night of the year!! 🎶
Ho, ho, ho, and Welcome, Maniacs! Join Girlmar, Boymar, Kmart, the irrepressible Dropomar, and a bunch of other Mars, as the battle of good vs evil takes place on the world stage! I think. 8 Pac/11 East tonight! #BMovieManiacs
Ho, ho, ho, and Welcome, Maniacs! Join Girlmar, Boymar, Kmart, the irrepressible Dropomar, and a bunch of other Mars, as the battle of good vs evil takes place on the world stage! I think. 8 Pac/11 East tonight! #BMovieManiacs
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If I was the Kennedy family I'd say "You know what, rather than have them mentioned in the same breath, just call it the Trump Center, we'll send someone by to pick up our giant head."
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I was the Kennedy family I'd say "You know what, rather than have them mentioned in the same breath, just call it the Trump Center, we'll send someone by to pick up our giant head."
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An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.
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I mean, I’ll listen to the new one, but Arcade Fire hasn’t had a good record since “The Suburbs”
"hey, a serious question, this picture is off the record too, right?
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I mean, I’ll listen to the new one, but Arcade Fire hasn’t had a good record since “The Suburbs”
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Use today to remember how incredible Rob Reiner was.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
When I was a freshman in college, I was a reporter for the newspaper.
One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
ALT: a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
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December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Use today to remember how incredible Rob Reiner was.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
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Just one of the funniest visuals in any movie, ever
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just one of the funniest visuals in any movie, ever
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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Somebody please put Mel in bubble wrap
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Somebody please put Mel in bubble wrap
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Bari Weiss purpose is to write the worst book nobody's read, have one million copies bought and sent straight to the landfill, and be talked about as a great thinker by the various dip shits of our society
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bari Weiss purpose is to write the worst book nobody's read, have one million copies bought and sent straight to the landfill, and be talked about as a great thinker by the various dip shits of our society
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POWER DRIVE
Three wood, or putter?
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
POWER DRIVE
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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Because if you care about securely owning a movie that you love--as opposed to "owning" it only until a license agreement over which you have no control expires without warning--you need a DVD or Blu-ray. The hardware may be yesterday; the concern is very much of this moment.
Why do (us) old people want to burden Gen Z with our nostalgia for an antique piece of hardware in the first place?
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Because if you care about securely owning a movie that you love--as opposed to "owning" it only until a license agreement over which you have no control expires without warning--you need a DVD or Blu-ray. The hardware may be yesterday; the concern is very much of this moment.
Out the way, got important Santa shit to do, I'll rip you a new chimney hole when I get back, Pitch...
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#BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Out the way, got important Santa shit to do, I'll rip you a new chimney hole when I get back, Pitch...
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
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You can't mix Jesus and Santa in a Christmas movie! I don't care if Merlin's in there too! #BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You can't mix Jesus and Santa in a Christmas movie! I don't care if Merlin's in there too! #BMovieManiacs
While I'm unclear on why they have to laugh maniacally, I think that the wind up reindeer are really cute.
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#BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
While I'm unclear on why they have to laugh maniacally, I think that the wind up reindeer are really cute.
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
They don't let the hairy guy around the abducted kids, right?
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#BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
They don't let the hairy guy around the abducted kids, right?
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#BMovieManiacs
Wish I'd remembered "the herb" tonight amirite??
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December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Wish I'd remembered "the herb" tonight amirite??
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#BMovieManiacs
And because, why the hell not, here's Merlin!
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December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And because, why the hell not, here's Merlin!
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#BMovieManiacs
"We'll just write Santa a bullshit letter and tell him we've been good!"
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
BUS-TED!
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"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
BUS-TED!
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December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"We'll just write Santa a bullshit letter and tell him we've been good!"
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
BUS-TED!
#BMovieManiacs
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
BUS-TED!
#BMovieManiacs
Oh, no, that's okay we REALLY don't need to see Lupita's dream! That's cook, we can imagine it just fine!
Narrator: They actually could Not imagine how very messed up Lupita's dream was.
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Narrator: They actually could Not imagine how very messed up Lupita's dream was.
#BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh, no, that's okay we REALLY don't need to see Lupita's dream! That's cook, we can imagine it just fine!
Narrator: They actually could Not imagine how very messed up Lupita's dream was.
#BMovieManiacs
Narrator: They actually could Not imagine how very messed up Lupita's dream was.
#BMovieManiacs