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Mirko Karan
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Domesticated primate

Digs cats and the Baltimore Ravens
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Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?

he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Ballet [1/4]
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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So I shouldn’t order this apple pie sauerkraut?
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I’m a werewolf but I just turn into a dachshund and go for a little stroll
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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TRANS RIGHTS WINS ELECTIONS
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Martha [1/4]
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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JD Vance’s couch watching that Erika Kirk hug
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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happy “take your dragon to work” day to all who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Happy Thursday!

One day closer to Halloween and the weekend... fuck it, my witch's hat comes out for Teams calls today. At least when they call me a bitch (as they often do with women in power), I can hear bewitch.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Local coffee shop raising money to provide free breakfast to people losing SNAP benefits
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Mein Flakturm hat ein Gartenhut!
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I’ve seen this movie and Patrick Dempsey’s in it
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Grabby [1/4]
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM