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Athena Scalzi

@athenascalzi.com

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Hey there! Welcome to my profile. Expect mostly nonsense and sometimes boba tea pictures. Plus I write stuff!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 23

I had a dinner party!! And everything was really good!! Check out the deets on my blog if you feel like it :)
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A wide and shallow serving dish for some roasted carrots that are topped with a ton of a red onion and herb salad. It all sits atop some labneh.

A green oval serving platter filled with roasted sweet potatoes and baked chicken thighs, with a dish of caper raita in the middle.

Half of a two layer, round chocolate cake with a beige Chai buttercream.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 15

Saw this absolute banger of a shirt at the thrift store today 💀

A black shirt with white text that reads “First I was deplorable, now I’m Ultra MAGA”

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 7

Oh yeah that’s way worse 🤣

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 7

I wish!

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 7

Heyy y’all if you’re feeling bad about yourself, just know that I just pulled up to a Wendy’s and asked for a Whopper Jr. 💀

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Sep 1

I am SOOO happy!!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 31

HOW DID YOU KNOW

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 31

*I* shall be the romance novel writing Scalzi, make no mistake about that

Lee Cain @lrciii.bsky.social · Aug 30

Scazl romance novels, film adaptations coming to Hallmark channel 10 years ago.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 31

It was BP but I totally agree!

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 30

I’m pumping gas right now and I inserted my card, and the screen said “do you want to donate to CHARITY?” broski, WHICH ONE? And why is it all in caps?!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 29

Literally watching with my own eyeballs the high school students in front of me doing work on their laptops at the coffee shop and they are only using Google AI Overview and legit copy and pasting from it.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 25

NAUUURR you’re joking!! Shrinkflation at its finest omg 💀🤣

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 25

It has a straw how did you manage that?! 🤣🤣

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 25

Wait do you wanna trade because I’d actually like MORE cucumber in mine

A short glass filled halfway with a cocktail and a thin slice of cucumber as a garnish.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 21

Look how adorable they are 🥺

A little black kitty! With one white whisker.

A dilute tortie kitten! Mostly grey and tan.

A calico kitten, sleeping in a cat carrier adorably.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Aug 19

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 19

How brain rotted do you have to be to see a video of someone in a ship and think of a black ops II map
(that one is actually my second favorite map lmao)

A screenshot of a Tik Tok video of a guy dancing in a boat.

A comment on that video that says “why is bro in the bo2 map hijacked 😂😭💀” and it has a photo of that map which is a yacht.

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 18

Nope!

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 18

When I was a teenager I used to put my phone in a Ziploc bag so I could text in the shower. So glad I’m past that phase. Now I don’t use a bag because I don’t care if my phone gets a little wet.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · Aug 18

Thanks! :) I actually prefer baking over cooking funny enough, I think cooking is more stressful than baking