Phil
@milkand2sugars.bsky.social
Runs | Cycles | Plays board games | Plays videogames | Goes to theme parks | Reformed goth
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A fun fact about Christmas is that the entire holiday was created as a way to tell Batman that he smells.
December 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
A fun fact about Christmas is that the entire holiday was created as a way to tell Batman that he smells.
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I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
Genuinely did this with Amon Amarth
(They're not btw; solid dudes apparently)
(They're not btw; solid dudes apparently)
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Genuinely did this with Amon Amarth
(They're not btw; solid dudes apparently)
(They're not btw; solid dudes apparently)
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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I once saw somebody who queued for 45 minutes every day to drive 1/2 mile. Motonormativity is such a powerful force, I suspect for a lot of people driving and movement are seen as the same thing. Add in the influence of habits and automatic behaviour and non-car alternatives don't even register
Glorious headline and content.
www.leighjournal.co.uk/news/2568278...
1.5 miles from work so she moves 4 miles away for a faster journey, because that's the only option apparently.
www.leighjournal.co.uk/news/2568278...
1.5 miles from work so she moves 4 miles away for a faster journey, because that's the only option apparently.
‘Getting to work less then two miles from home was hell on wheels’
The argument over the need for a link road to ease the frequently gridlocked roads between Wigan and Bolton has raged since the end of the Second…
www.leighjournal.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I once saw somebody who queued for 45 minutes every day to drive 1/2 mile. Motonormativity is such a powerful force, I suspect for a lot of people driving and movement are seen as the same thing. Add in the influence of habits and automatic behaviour and non-car alternatives don't even register
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
There'd always be that one guy having a smoke outside Jilly's at 4am, off his tits on pills and just chatting absolute bollocks to anyone who'd listen.
He'd have a podcast now
He'd have a podcast now
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There'd always be that one guy having a smoke outside Jilly's at 4am, off his tits on pills and just chatting absolute bollocks to anyone who'd listen.
He'd have a podcast now
He'd have a podcast now
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"What even is the Manchester traffic these days? Just spent half an hour driving what would’ve been a 18 min walk" is truly a quote for the ages.
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"What even is the Manchester traffic these days? Just spent half an hour driving what would’ve been a 18 min walk" is truly a quote for the ages.
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Stop driving into town, you plums.
Manchester's city centre nightmare is getting worse, and now police are involved
Last weekend was Manchester city centre's busiest on record with a huge 1.4 million journeys
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Stop driving into town, you plums.
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95 quid inc. fees.
I know putting on a tour isn't cheap, but jesus
I know putting on a tour isn't cheap, but jesus
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
95 quid inc. fees.
I know putting on a tour isn't cheap, but jesus
I know putting on a tour isn't cheap, but jesus
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
Bought a Klydoclock. Look at it! It's hypnotic and unnecessary and I love it
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bought a Klydoclock. Look at it! It's hypnotic and unnecessary and I love it
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Antichrist Superstar is such a fucking good album #NowPlaying
It's a shame he retired shortly afterwards and was never heard from again innit
It's a shame he retired shortly afterwards and was never heard from again innit
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Antichrist Superstar is such a fucking good album #NowPlaying
It's a shame he retired shortly afterwards and was never heard from again innit
It's a shame he retired shortly afterwards and was never heard from again innit
I'll re-purchase every game I've ever owned to play them on a handheld and I'll not even feel bad about it
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'll re-purchase every game I've ever owned to play them on a handheld and I'll not even feel bad about it
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Using an edge case to frame the scheme as misuse is disingenuous and feeds the view that cycling is a hobby, not transport. Far bigger tax breaks for cars never get the same scrutiny and cost the Treasury far more… although, I never seem to see a car on the road outside office hours 😜
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Using an edge case to frame the scheme as misuse is disingenuous and feeds the view that cycling is a hobby, not transport. Far bigger tax breaks for cars never get the same scrutiny and cost the Treasury far more… although, I never seem to see a car on the road outside office hours 😜
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"A city's priorities become as clear as the spaces they choose to maintain in the winter."
Creative done with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social
Creative done with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"A city's priorities become as clear as the spaces they choose to maintain in the winter."
Creative done with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social
Creative done with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Fully believe that cinemasins and internet weirdos obsessed with 'canon' has melted film producers brains.
Just tape a bunch of cats together
Just tape a bunch of cats together
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fully believe that cinemasins and internet weirdos obsessed with 'canon' has melted film producers brains.
Just tape a bunch of cats together
Just tape a bunch of cats together