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Bikes, beer, piano, security, gaming.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Campervan pictures incoming. 1/2
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I'm hugely relieved that I made it to 40 without getting pregnant, accidentally or pressured into it. No ticking body clock, no doubts. I assumed I'd "have to" one day and there's not a day I'm not profoundly grateful that I didn't.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Fantastic to see these plans for barrier removal and dropped kerb improvements on loads of traffic-free routes around Hull.

#Disability #Access

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Bollards and barriers to be removed on Hull cycleways - BBC News
Officials say the changes would make Hull's cycle routes more accessible.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm writing this as someone who grew up with the original star trek series. We would talk about it at school. Kirk. Spock. Uhura, Bones, McCoy, Sulu. Brilliant stuff. It was so NEW. It's grown so much. Yes, there have been some disappointments since. 😬 But largely, quality stuff.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm all for this because it's laughing at musk but yet again....A normal hatchback, estate or people mover will do the job just fine. This has nothing better than a normal family car.
www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/n...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've finished the MurderBot series of books. Absolutely, grade A quality stuff. Loved them. Need more book series. Similar vein preferred. Sarcastic, sweary, killerbots preferred. Niche, admittedly.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Campervan is home. I'm not posting pictures yet because so far it's either been torrential rain or pitch black. Fantastic drive home though. Driver arm rests are game changers! And so high up, looking down on all SUV drivers. Only HGV drivers are higher. Hopefully pictures tomorrow.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
MSN
www.msn.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
First christmas card through the front door. I haven't got a clue with any of this stuff. My wife managed it all. I presume it's accepted that I send one back which is fine when I know where they live but what happens when one of the 40 people she knew on our street who I don't know posts one?
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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✨We are here for a good time ✨
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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As a person who has to buy and use small boats for work, and has my name on an extensive report filed with DfT into them, do I just report to the police station now or will they arrest me at home?
The UK has gone quite, quite mad.

It's ridiculous that we (just about) survived 14 years of the Tories, only for Labour to allow the madness to take hold and spread.

Some of the stuff in those bullets is just breath-takingly evil.

And it's not winning Labour ANY votes. Just helping Reform.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Two thoughts on this piece on wank panzers: SUVs becoming the most popular car because people need to ferry three kids around. Yeah, but average family size is dropping like a lead balloon, and you could fit three kids in the back of a Cavalier/Sierra...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Carspreading’ is on the rise - not everyone is happy
In the UK and across Europe, cars are becoming longer, wider and heavier.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Okay. If this was a lad from your small Irish town, what would his nickname be for the rest of his life?
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I'd like to propose all AI techbros must live in fault line adjacent houses which have themselves been designed by AI
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who's the lucky customer, you ask? 😘

I suspect work will move very slowly tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Brighten your day with a little scroll 😉
Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Can You Live a Normal Life in Cyberpunk 2077?: The exploration into the mundanity of existence within the vibrant chaos of Night City begins with a compelling premise: what if one were to live a week in the world of Cyberpunk 2077 as an ordinary citizen, adhering to the game's time constraints and…
Can You Live a Normal Life in Cyberpunk 2077?
The exploration into the mundanity of existence within the vibrant chaos of Night City begins with a compelling premise: what if one were to live a week in the world of Cyberpunk 2077 as an ordinary citizen, adhering to the game's time constraints and daily rituals? The creator embarks on an intriguing experiment designed to immerse themselves fully into the life of a regular NPC, balancing work, food, and rest in a digital realm. With a commitment to realism, they locate a virtual home base and pledge to return there nightly, simulating the routine of commuting to work every day. This aspiration is complicated by the game’s accelerated day-night cycle, which compresses 24 hours into just three, meaning that to experience a full week in the game, they must dedicate 21 hours in real time - a distinctive challenge that adds a layer of urgency and absurdity to the endeavor. As the experiment unfolds, the creator dives into the logistics of sustenance, promising to eat only when their in-game character does, which necessitates a creative approach to meals. They procure real-world foods that correspond to the genres found in the cyberpunk universe, thereby blending their physical and virtual diets. The commitment to synchronizing real life with game mechanics serves not merely as a gimmick but as a lens through which to examine the larger themes of survival and authenticity in a world dominated by technology and dystopia. Each day in Night City brings a new set of tasks and interactions, replete with the game's characteristic neon-lit atmosphere and engaging, albeit dangerous, narrative. Interspersed with witty commentary, the creator navigates the perils of the city, from avoiding gang confrontations to grappling with the absurdities of daily tasks such as ensuring they acquire enough food and maintain their health in a world that thrives on chaos. The monotony of commuting, coupled with the vibrancy of the environment, creates a humorous juxtaposition that highlights the peculiarities of life in a game designed for high-octane action. Each day ends with a return to their chosen abode, where the creator reflects on the experiences of the day, discussing both the joys and frustrations of living in a fictional universe that, while entertaining, also serves as a mirror to societal issues. Ultimately, the experiment encapsulates a unique blend of role-playing and reality, prompting viewers to consider the implications of living in a world where technology dictates not just the landscape but the rhythm of life itself. The creator’s dedication to sticking within the confines of the game’s rules provides an engaging narrative arc, inviting the audience to ponder the deeper questions of existence within and outside of virtual realms. As they wrap up their week, the reflections on the experience offer a humorous yet insightful critique of both the allure and the absurdity of cyberpunk life, leaving viewers with an appreciation for the blend of creativity and everyday challenges faced by those in Night City.
gewgool.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fungus that eats radiation? I've seen enough sci-fi horror films to know where this ends.
www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
The mysterious black fungus from Chernobyl that may eat radiation
Mould found at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster appears to be feeding off the radiation. Could we use it to shield space travellers from cosmic rays?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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