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Jon
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Bikes, beer, piano, security, gaming.
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I'd like to propose all AI techbros must live in fault line adjacent houses which have themselves been designed by AI
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who's the lucky customer, you ask? 😘

I suspect work will move very slowly tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Brighten your day with a little scroll 😉
Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Can You Live a Normal Life in Cyberpunk 2077?: The exploration into the mundanity of existence within the vibrant chaos of Night City begins with a compelling premise: what if one were to live a week in the world of Cyberpunk 2077 as an ordinary citizen, adhering to the game's time constraints and…
Can You Live a Normal Life in Cyberpunk 2077?
The exploration into the mundanity of existence within the vibrant chaos of Night City begins with a compelling premise: what if one were to live a week in the world of Cyberpunk 2077 as an ordinary citizen, adhering to the game's time constraints and daily rituals? The creator embarks on an intriguing experiment designed to immerse themselves fully into the life of a regular NPC, balancing work, food, and rest in a digital realm. With a commitment to realism, they locate a virtual home base and pledge to return there nightly, simulating the routine of commuting to work every day. This aspiration is complicated by the game’s accelerated day-night cycle, which compresses 24 hours into just three, meaning that to experience a full week in the game, they must dedicate 21 hours in real time - a distinctive challenge that adds a layer of urgency and absurdity to the endeavor. As the experiment unfolds, the creator dives into the logistics of sustenance, promising to eat only when their in-game character does, which necessitates a creative approach to meals. They procure real-world foods that correspond to the genres found in the cyberpunk universe, thereby blending their physical and virtual diets. The commitment to synchronizing real life with game mechanics serves not merely as a gimmick but as a lens through which to examine the larger themes of survival and authenticity in a world dominated by technology and dystopia. Each day in Night City brings a new set of tasks and interactions, replete with the game's characteristic neon-lit atmosphere and engaging, albeit dangerous, narrative. Interspersed with witty commentary, the creator navigates the perils of the city, from avoiding gang confrontations to grappling with the absurdities of daily tasks such as ensuring they acquire enough food and maintain their health in a world that thrives on chaos. The monotony of commuting, coupled with the vibrancy of the environment, creates a humorous juxtaposition that highlights the peculiarities of life in a game designed for high-octane action. Each day ends with a return to their chosen abode, where the creator reflects on the experiences of the day, discussing both the joys and frustrations of living in a fictional universe that, while entertaining, also serves as a mirror to societal issues. Ultimately, the experiment encapsulates a unique blend of role-playing and reality, prompting viewers to consider the implications of living in a world where technology dictates not just the landscape but the rhythm of life itself. The creator’s dedication to sticking within the confines of the game’s rules provides an engaging narrative arc, inviting the audience to ponder the deeper questions of existence within and outside of virtual realms. As they wrap up their week, the reflections on the experience offer a humorous yet insightful critique of both the allure and the absurdity of cyberpunk life, leaving viewers with an appreciation for the blend of creativity and everyday challenges faced by those in Night City.
gewgool.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fungus that eats radiation? I've seen enough sci-fi horror films to know where this ends.
www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
The mysterious black fungus from Chernobyl that may eat radiation
Mould found at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster appears to be feeding off the radiation. Could we use it to shield space travellers from cosmic rays?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
After many years of campaigning, its good to see a train finally arrive in Leigh.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ooh, might have secured a ticket to watch Skunk Anansie in Delamere next year. That's quite exciting.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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What could go wrong? (Grown-ass adult pictured.)
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Booked my first night in my campervan for next weekend. Just a trial run of sorts. One night at a small site with decent facilities. Just rock up, go for a bike ride, back to the van, shower then tea, go for a walk next morning maybe, then off. Looking in the area, I may walk round willy lake.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

My favourites:

North Road Explorer. Still the best gravel bike ever
On-One Inbred - One of the first 40, glorious bike
On-One Pompino - Literally the first one, best bike ever.
Santa Cruz Chameleon
Pinnacle Arkose 2, beautiful.
Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned

Alpha 7 Velomobile
Brompton M6L (a bastardisation conversion from an S2)
M*ulton TSR30
Tall Bike - DIY build
Bamboo café racer - DIY build
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Car-free
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford Focus
Ford Escort
Ford Escort

I haven't owned 5 cars!
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Turns out there's a lot more than 1. In fact, all she does is highlight what a horrible place it is.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Art.
I liked the bollards I saw in Konstanz @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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What else is only 2 feet tall and are in parking lots or crosswalks?
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm knackered. Routine hard stuff at the start of the week then a security incident on Wednesday grew legs and by Friday I was working through the night. Exec call today and I've been stood down for the rest of the weekend at which point I just want to climb into bed for all of Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Glorious. Read this.
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

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November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Can’t remember budget ‘case studies’ ever being quite so funny. Especially in newspapers that recently anointed Liz Truss a fiscal genius.
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

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November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Assetto Corsa Rally, whilst still in Beta, is absolutely awesome. It's incredibly tough for a start, I'm properly mincing round here. It's also beautiful, especially in the wet. Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZgb...
Assetto Corsa Rally - wet tarmac
YouTube video by Jon
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I'm all for road safety but you could have every cyclist in the land wearing a full suit of Christmas lights and drivers fucking around on their phones will still knock them down
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My thermal leggings have just arrived to go under my trousers for when I'm working from home.

I guess I'm old now.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM