Miko Squiz
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just one of the rides at the bemusement park
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
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oh hey furries made it onto the Enemies of MAGA list
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
oh hey furries made it onto the Enemies of MAGA list
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John Ridge Racer Tolkien
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
John Ridge Racer Tolkien
The first recorded use of "OMG" to mean "oh my god" is in a letter sent to Winston Churchill in 1917
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The first recorded use of "OMG" to mean "oh my god" is in a letter sent to Winston Churchill in 1917
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obsessed with the Roseisle pictish silly goose
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
obsessed with the Roseisle pictish silly goose
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Cool prank concept: setting your status as "Alive" on tinder and then showing up to your date face down on the sidewalk, clearly dead
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Cool prank concept: setting your status as "Alive" on tinder and then showing up to your date face down on the sidewalk, clearly dead
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You'd think Liquid Tension Experiment would beat Dream Theater, being most of DT without the poodle-permed wailer, but DT sometimes attempts songwriting where LTE is just aimless dribbling and flailing.
It's like someone pressed the "demo" button on a group of session musicians and walked away.
F
It's like someone pressed the "demo" button on a group of session musicians and walked away.
F
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You'd think Liquid Tension Experiment would beat Dream Theater, being most of DT without the poodle-permed wailer, but DT sometimes attempts songwriting where LTE is just aimless dribbling and flailing.
It's like someone pressed the "demo" button on a group of session musicians and walked away.
F
It's like someone pressed the "demo" button on a group of session musicians and walked away.
F
oh fucking fuck you have to record yourself reading out your mini-bio for this job application I'm going to get in the bath with the toaster
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
oh fucking fuck you have to record yourself reading out your mini-bio for this job application I'm going to get in the bath with the toaster
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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RIP and thanks for the great character work and that but also
va va VOOM humina humina humina
va va VOOM humina humina humina
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
RIP and thanks for the great character work and that but also
va va VOOM humina humina humina
va va VOOM humina humina humina
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I choose to believe that this is unrelated to a movie production.
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I choose to believe that this is unrelated to a movie production.
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
ram ranch
So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ram ranch
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The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
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weird people fall in love with each other all the time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
weird people fall in love with each other all the time
"Dragula", maybe
What would be the worst song to do a salsa cover of?
(Please quote-post if possible, don't just reply! I want to see if this will become one of those big QP threads.)
(Please quote-post if possible, don't just reply! I want to see if this will become one of those big QP threads.)
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Dragula", maybe
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Have I told you about Gary Retrograde, the holiday my friend made up? It honors the days between their birthdays, the time of year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
April 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Have I told you about Gary Retrograde, the holiday my friend made up? It honors the days between their birthdays, the time of year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
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this cracked me right up
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
this cracked me right up