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@mikecornes.bsky.social
Music, puns, cake, politics, cats and cars.
LGBTQ+ community. he/him 💚
Culturally incoherent.
📍Manchester-ish, UK
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Vampire / Star Wars crossover movie idea:
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“I don’t agree with trans people in society.”

“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not only is The Muppets Christmas Carol the best film on this list, and also the best Christmas film, it’s one of the best films ever made.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?

Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You just died.

The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I’d die happy with Joe Marler’s thighs.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Radio 6 is a tribute to all that is best at the BBC. It is inform, educate and entertain in musical form: Utter loveliness. And then they periodically allow the news department to mutilate it with these context-free anti-asylum bulletins, reminding you of all that's worst about the BBC.
Radcliffe and Maconie on BBC 6 music is one of my favourite things

Having it interrupted by breathless news bulletin telling me ‘government has banned taxis for asylum seekers’ *really isn’t*

New lines like ‘Home Office spent £1k over weekend on taxis’ would struggle to make a local newspaper
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I consider myself to be a socialist, but I’d never suggest anything close to this. <Insert Name Here> Party is going nowhere.
Zarah Sultana: "We need a wealth tax, but we also need to nationalise the entire economy."
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Despite being an important gig with lots of big names and at Wembley Arena, it’s almost certain that UK mainstream media will not whisper a syllable about this. So please share widely and keep sharing.

www.transmissionlive.uk
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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BRAND NEW 🍏 How Do You Like Them Apples? 🍎

From the Garden of Hesperides to the Garden of Eden, from the Atalanta and the Trojan War to The Beatles and the iPhone, apples are laden with often conflicting symbolism.

🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/70jw...

🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
BONUS - How Do You Like Them Golden Apples?
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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I am speechless
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This is another widespread trope on Twitter at the moment. It’s ’the Queers went too far’ & includes strawmen arguments as in here (1) ungrateful Queer ppl & (2) in other cases, the inclusion of trans ppl in the community. It’s a ridiculously stupid & rightwing piece of rhetoric. Let’s examine it*
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Ed isn't necessarily wrong here, but it's notable that Baron George Osborne of Gatley is missing from this circle.

That'll be because Ed served with him in the same government, and consistently toed the Tory line on austerity measures.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The tragic Hong Kong fire is still burning, yet 3 construction company executives have been arrested. Here in the UK, 8 years on from Grenfell - zero arrests.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tax demand for underpaying tax in last tax year, the day after the latest budget. Booo.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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NEW | Wading through coverage of the Budget…

THE BUDGET, THE BRITISH PRESS, AND THE LONG SHADOW OF BENEFITS STREET

Why a TV show from 2014 is still easy shorthand for creating division.

brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-budget...
The budget, the British press, and the long shadow of Benefits Street
Why a TV show from 2014 is still easy shorthand for creating division.
brokenbottleboy.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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This is disgusting.

Ronald Reagan refused to acknowledge the AIDS crisis. Even refused to help his "friend from the Hollywood days" Rock Hudson.

George W. Bush waited 7 years to recognize World AIDS Day.

And now we are back to a POS GOP POTUS who will ignore it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The comments on news reports over on Facebook about the latest immigration figures are unsurprisingly disparaging of the numbers.
Claiming they’re fake, been massaged, exclude certain groups for reasons they can’t explain, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Rachel Reeves says this Labour Governments decisions are "necessary."

Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%?

When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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"Did UKIP have a problem with an MEP who clearly was corrupt? Yes, it did."

"Did he join Reform? Very briefly in Wales? He did."

"I can't investigate UKIP in the European Parliament in 2018. How do I do that?"

Someone doesn't seem keen on an investigation...
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Last line. Less immigration, higher deficit, more tax, more cuts. It's a doom loop.
Today we’ll get latest net immigration figures - They’ll show immigration for work is plummeting.

Why is this not part of the discussion on Rachel Reeves balancing her books & stalled growth?

For every 100,000 drop in net immigration, the OBR adds £7bn to the deficit. #r4today
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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A Labor staffer mistakenly emailed the federal government’s full talking points on Israel, Palestine and Gaza to the Australia Palestine Advocacy Organisation.

Read them in full here:

www.deepcutnews.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: Australian government’s full talking points on Gaza accidentally sent to Palestinian advocacy group
Government notes reveal they won’t back Gaza hospital proposed by Dr Mohammed Mustafa
www.deepcutnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Hi I’m a tax dodging charlatan who spends half his time in Dubai and the other half begging America to buy Britain.

Today I’ll be telling you why the budget was unpatriotic.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM