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Mike here, hello
@mikecornes.bsky.social
Music, puns, cake, politics, cats and cars.
LGBTQ+ community. he/him 💚
Culturally incoherent.
📍Manchester-ish, UK
As party tricks go, it’s a bit out there.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Mike here, hello
“I don’t agree with trans people in society.”

“OK, well trans people do exist in society, but I respect your right to your beliefs so much I’m willing to move you out of society for as long as you hold those beliefs. What? You thought we should’ve moved them out? Why? These aren’t THEIR beliefs.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s why I’m not sure it’s worth trying to persuade her to join the Greens.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The consequences being they’ll be made leader..?
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
More left wing than this..?

bsky.app/profile/josi...
Zarah Sultana: "We need a wealth tax, but we also need to nationalise the entire economy."
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Don’t mention the transphobia until we’ve officially decided it’s not an issue”.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Even more than expected, somehow!
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And so it continues… bsky.app/profile/news...
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Revalue on sale, after a change requiring planning permission, or every ten years.
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Every IDF investigation ever: “we felt under threat”.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Leather seats and a CD player though yeah?
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Are there any buried in fields in Kent?
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“The two wings of the party will talk to each other, but won’t be in the same room together” 👀
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It was a great watch, so funny.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Communal underwear for all!
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Here’s some attention… 😘
a cartoon of donald duck with a heart shaped eye
ALT: a cartoon of donald duck with a heart shaped eye
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yes, it’s our Kevin on the telly. 😘
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I bought nothing today.
And any email with Black Friday in the subject got deleted unread.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM