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Mike here, hello
@mikecornes.bsky.social
1.1K followers 950 following 3.2K posts
Music, puns, cake, politics, cats and cars.
LGBTQ+ community. he/him 💚
Culturally incoherent.
📍Manchester-ish, UK
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mikecornes.bsky.social
You just died.

The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I’d die happy with Joe Marler’s thighs.
Photo of Joe Marler sat at a desk wearing a tweed jacket and shorts, showing his thighs; taken while watching Joe Marler Will See You Now on YouTube
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
mikecornes.bsky.social
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
Bertha
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
mikecornes.bsky.social
The future is in Norway!
What 3 Words location “life.after.trump” is in Norway.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Can we send him to quiet.piggy.trump..?
What 3 words location “quiet.piggy.trump” is in central Queensland Australia.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Meme consisting of three rows of photo pairs of people: Two sexes: male and political Two sexualities: straight and political Two races: white and political
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Oh, we’re here again:
Meme consisting of three rows of photo pairs of people: Two sexes: male and political Two sexualities: straight and political Two races: white and political
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Drake two reactions meme. No to “Hacked” Yes to “Sacked”
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Jan 2020
Same screenshot of tweet from Robbie Gibb but with the date and time showing. Tweet text: “Trapped by its own woke group think, the Today programme - or radio misery as my friends call it - bombards its listeners with a relentlessly negative and sneering tone and paints a picture of Britain that is monstrously out of touch. #today” Date: 06:07 04/01/2020
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
mikecornes.bsky.social
Guy Goma nomination when?
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Also confused…
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
mikecornes.bsky.social
England are in trouble already if Australia have left their Best player as 18th man #bbcrl #RugbyLeague
Photo of part of Australia rugby league team line up from BBC One, showing 18th Player is named Best.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Not Alan wearing a snake jacket in the challenge 🙈 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I await my block for liking the replies to his post.
Screenshot of latest post from @yelobeli.bsky.social “Wasted too much time arguing with toxic far left idiots yesterday. Today will be a return to mute/block and move on.”
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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I’m enjoying the podcast, but not the ads. You’re still asking listeners to support on Patreon “from £3 a month”, but the “£3 tier” is £4.50+Vat.
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
mikecornes.bsky.social
Excellent mug choice. 😁
My Yellow will be used tomorrow, today is 2336 Grey.
Photo of two Pantone mugs in my mug cupboard. 1505 Orange and 012Yellow. Pantone mug 2336 Grey
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Three accounts blocked for transphobia this morning. 🤮🤮
Some mutuals follow them; you might want to check. 😬
@prontoinertia.bsky.social account bio screenshot @jimmyjazz58.bsky.social account bio screenshot @oduonn.bsky.social account bio screenshot
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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In the early stages of the discussion I thought I’d check on Twitter if the author who claims to be the best feminist had mentioned Cynthia in her posts…
Screenshot from Twitter search: No results for from:jk rowling Miller- Idriss
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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This morning we were mutuals.
Then I replied to their post about the Green Party, after it got shared and liked a few times I got blocked.
Fragile centrist.
Screenshot of post from @politicsintheuk.bsky.social Text: “I don't think the Greens want a progressive Britain full of love for nature, gays, Jews, transgender people, or, frankly, respect for women.” Image of Mothin Ali, co-deputy leader of the Green Party (E&W) from video in original message in which he says “god is great” in Arabic. Screenshot of “User Blocking You” message from UK Politics @politicsintheuk.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Another straight white man proclaims “identity politics” after jumping into someone else’s conversation…
A three box image meme, each box with an image of people. 1. Two sexes: male and political 2. Two sexualities: straight and political 3. Two races: white and political
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Fast internet is fast!
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Checked from another account, and it’s still there. I guess the link isn’t active as I blocked it.
August 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Many thanks o2, for your generous “loyalty offer” that is exactly the same as every new customer deal.
Much appreciated.
Screenshot of my o2 app. Text says, “Good afternoon MICHAEL, Great news - as a loyal 02 customer you can bag a special offer today. See offer”
August 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Another day, another scam text.
Reported as scam.
Screenshot of SMS message claiming to be from DWP relating to Winter Fuel Allowance payments.
August 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
mikecornes.bsky.social
Oh. I got blocked for this reply.
Centrists can’t handle any criticism.
Screenshot of post by @warrenoates1.bsky.social stating: “One year ago today, on 4th July, we went to the polls. We ended the disaster that 14 years of Tory rule had brought on us. Steadily, things are improving. You don't have to like EVERYTHING the Labour government does, but they are doing SO MUCH to improve our country. And I am grateful for that!” My reply quote posted here got me blocked.
July 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM