Michelle, Soup Mode
@michellethefan.bsky.social
Same intersectional feminist killjoy, now on a different platform.
I'm sorry but I simply do not understand pirating books when libraries - and digital services like Libby - exist. It's not in my budget to buy 4-5 new books a month, but my library is sure as shit happy to loan them to me! And authors make money and libraries stay open! It's all good and important!
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm sorry but I simply do not understand pirating books when libraries - and digital services like Libby - exist. It's not in my budget to buy 4-5 new books a month, but my library is sure as shit happy to loan them to me! And authors make money and libraries stay open! It's all good and important!
I have a sore or something right on the inside of my upper lip and I keep biting it and it is THANKSGIVING WEEK THIS IS ILLEGAL
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have a sore or something right on the inside of my upper lip and I keep biting it and it is THANKSGIVING WEEK THIS IS ILLEGAL
Turning this baby off and on again, her nap didn't go long enough and she is in a State.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Turning this baby off and on again, her nap didn't go long enough and she is in a State.
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Make your toddler love you by wearing a Bluey tshirt and other parenting hacks
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Make your toddler love you by wearing a Bluey tshirt and other parenting hacks
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
Prison abolitionist except for people who don't respond on Facebook marketplace
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Prison abolitionist except for people who don't respond on Facebook marketplace
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I dreamed the Epstein files got released in this gorgeously formatted book we all got a copy of, which I know is very weird to say, but it had been put together with all this added information. It was like when I traveled right after HP7 release day and everyone had it in the airport but Crimes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I dreamed the Epstein files got released in this gorgeously formatted book we all got a copy of, which I know is very weird to say, but it had been put together with all this added information. It was like when I traveled right after HP7 release day and everyone had it in the airport but Crimes.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
I scrampt I scrumpt I scrungled.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I scrampt I scrumpt I scrungled.
At this point if you don't support releasing all Epstein files I don't think anyone you know should allow you to be around anyone under the age of 18. Wives (and husbands) take the kids and leave now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
At this point if you don't support releasing all Epstein files I don't think anyone you know should allow you to be around anyone under the age of 18. Wives (and husbands) take the kids and leave now.
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
Toddler screaming hysterically when I stopped her from playing with a storage bin in order to change her diaper forgot what she was angry about by the time we were done and just stood in the middle of her room frozen, arms outstretched to nothing, wailing.
✨Parenting✨
✨Parenting✨
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Toddler screaming hysterically when I stopped her from playing with a storage bin in order to change her diaper forgot what she was angry about by the time we were done and just stood in the middle of her room frozen, arms outstretched to nothing, wailing.
✨Parenting✨
✨Parenting✨
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It’s truly bananas we’re expected to go about our lives eating lunch and putting on pants like the President isn’t a well documented child sex predator who was best friends with the king of child sex predators
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s truly bananas we’re expected to go about our lives eating lunch and putting on pants like the President isn’t a well documented child sex predator who was best friends with the king of child sex predators
There's a box of kitchen stuff missing from moving that is, like, all the most used kitchen stuff. I am McLosin it.
It's presumably somewhere in the garage somehow buried amid Christmas decorations and books somehow and I don't understand because I packed it last! It should have been on top!
It's presumably somewhere in the garage somehow buried amid Christmas decorations and books somehow and I don't understand because I packed it last! It should have been on top!
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There's a box of kitchen stuff missing from moving that is, like, all the most used kitchen stuff. I am McLosin it.
It's presumably somewhere in the garage somehow buried amid Christmas decorations and books somehow and I don't understand because I packed it last! It should have been on top!
It's presumably somewhere in the garage somehow buried amid Christmas decorations and books somehow and I don't understand because I packed it last! It should have been on top!
Someone produce this immediately, please.
sadly recalling that the screeners I was really enjoying, a show where bryan cranston played a woman and was married to daniel radcliffe (?), were in fact a dream I had at like 2am last night
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Someone produce this immediately, please.
My HP books are in a box in case the kid wants to read them (with *a lot* of discussion) so we won't have to even give her library circulation numbers. All my Neil Gaiman books finally went to Goodwill when I was packing to move.
I don't want to support monsters, actually.
I don't want to support monsters, actually.
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My HP books are in a box in case the kid wants to read them (with *a lot* of discussion) so we won't have to even give her library circulation numbers. All my Neil Gaiman books finally went to Goodwill when I was packing to move.
I don't want to support monsters, actually.
I don't want to support monsters, actually.
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
I'm a prison abolitionist but tbqh I think we could just preemptively jail Bill Clinton if that would help move this along. I'm sure he's guilty of something.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm a prison abolitionist but tbqh I think we could just preemptively jail Bill Clinton if that would help move this along. I'm sure he's guilty of something.
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
Imagine still having a trump flag up. Bro.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Imagine still having a trump flag up. Bro.
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Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png