Madison Metricula
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Madison Metricula
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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
There’s an indoor/outdoor tuxedo tom a neighbor has named Remy and he’s my boyfriend. He comes to my door and I give him a cat treat and scritches every time I see him.
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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“Girl math” revealed, in fact, to be the kind of math that capitalists have trained all people to use so that they spend more, and then everyone decided to blame women instead of capitalists
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I just used my 1/2 cup well freezer tray to freeze a mix of Greek yogurt, coconut milk, chia seeds, strawberry jelly, and peanut powder to use either as overnight-thaw pudding or an ice component for smoothies!
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Anyone still playing Pokemon Go that I’m not already friends with? I have a quest to add a new friend!
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Apologies to cats, but he’s like a cat staring out a window hoping a bird will come to the feeder

Wistful focus

The cat is not the president though
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
What are your favorite cheese/cream based soup recipes?
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump, on Greenland: “And by the way, I'm a fan of Denmark as well. They've been very nice to me. I'm a big fan but the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land.”

The indigenous people of the Americas would like a word
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
@thefraybeneath.bsky.social: “Baby, are you doing okay? You’ve been posting a lot on social media today.”

I feel too perceived 🤣
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
A gun in one hand and a cellphone filming in the other.

So was he looking at the camera or where he was aiming the gun? Is it normal to fire a gun that way, let alone at unarmed civilians?
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
What are we even doing anymore
Alex Jones has Kyle Rittenhouse on today to smear Renee Good with random shit he "heard on X." The man is chemically addicted to smearing the victims of tragedies.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
“Fucking bitch.”
I’ve heard that tone of voice.

“Fucking bitch,” he says to me after I put my headphones back in at a coffee shop to end end unwanted conversation.

“Fucking bitch,” he says to me after following me into Food Lion for “taking his parking spot.”

“Fucking bitch.”
I could go on.
This is my take on it. An amped-up man not having his authority “respected”—especially by women—tipped him over the edge.

It’s a common tale, isn’t it? Male rage. “Fucking bitch,” one says, after he discharges his weapon.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This is my take on it. An amped-up man not having his authority “respected”—especially by women—tipped him over the edge.

It’s a common tale, isn’t it? Male rage. “Fucking bitch,” one says, after he discharges his weapon.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
“Fucking bitch.”

I think that ICE agent discharged his weapon and didn’t even know he shot her. I think he was so amped up with the other agents the aggression was already dialed up to 11. Watching that video of him circling the vehicle, looking at the woman and her dog.

Egregious.
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
In other news, current for-fun series I’m reading or reading-reading in publication order:
-Discworld (on Lords and Ladies
-Redwall (on Outcast of Redwall)
-Warrior Cats (about to start the second one, these are BONKERS I love them)
-The Expanse (still in the first one)

Finished The Dark Tower
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This tiny white smudge is a celestial pearl danio fry I think is about two weeks old. Fingernail for scale
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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In cheerier news, I’m still enjoying my leftover veggie tray soup
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Monetizing AI csam and non-consensual nude renderings is not the solution here and yet
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I feel like the same adults who told us as teens we needed to be “prepared to die for Christ” in a school shooting post-Columbine are the same ones saying “if you don’t want to get shot, don’t protest ICE”
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Absolutely disgusting the way Noem claimed that poor woman was a “domestic terrorist” and deserved to be shot in the face
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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I’m sorry but aren’t y’all the ones who wanted to make it legal to run over protestors you disagree with?
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM