Madison Metricula
@metricula.com
Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
I can’t stop thinking about Battle Chicken
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I can’t stop thinking about Battle Chicken
Do other people’s toenails just not fall off (cleanly and painlessly) periodically? Different ones of mine just detach a few times a year
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do other people’s toenails just not fall off (cleanly and painlessly) periodically? Different ones of mine just detach a few times a year
I… I can’t even articulate how pathetic this is.
“You can make it say poo poo pee pee words!”
-Elon, basically
“You can make it say poo poo pee pee words!”
-Elon, basically
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I… I can’t even articulate how pathetic this is.
“You can make it say poo poo pee pee words!”
-Elon, basically
“You can make it say poo poo pee pee words!”
-Elon, basically
My cat
Is
Determined to cuddle
Is
Determined to cuddle
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My cat
Is
Determined to cuddle
Is
Determined to cuddle
One of my hobbies is making “trash stock,” which is basically me saving any veggie, meat, bone, cheese rind, etc scraps in a bag in my freezer and cooking them down into stock. I don’t even freeze that much of it because I use it in *everything*
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One of my hobbies is making “trash stock,” which is basically me saving any veggie, meat, bone, cheese rind, etc scraps in a bag in my freezer and cooking them down into stock. I don’t even freeze that much of it because I use it in *everything*
Other food news: I love the texture of chia seed water but started adding a few dashes of various cocktail bitters to add some variety and YUM
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Other food news: I love the texture of chia seed water but started adding a few dashes of various cocktail bitters to add some variety and YUM
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Installment #69 (nice!) of my monthly livestream is this Sunday!
Requests are welcome!
Requests are welcome!
November 2025 Livestream! (#69) (nice)
YouTube video by Sunday Comes Afterwards
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Installment #69 (nice!) of my monthly livestream is this Sunday!
Requests are welcome!
Requests are welcome!
I haven’t had a corn dog yet but I dressed up my Trader Joe’s frozen cheese gnocchi with smoke turkey sausage, honey, and some Dijon mustard to jazz up the sauce
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I haven’t had a corn dog yet but I dressed up my Trader Joe’s frozen cheese gnocchi with smoke turkey sausage, honey, and some Dijon mustard to jazz up the sauce
Thinking about corndogs again
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thinking about corndogs again
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Huckabee met with *Pollard*?! Why?? Not only is he a traitor but he’s a stark raving lunatic that *continues* to fuck things up for American Jews
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Huckabee met with *Pollard*?! Why?? Not only is he a traitor but he’s a stark raving lunatic that *continues* to fuck things up for American Jews
They won’t what now
“Potentially divisive” Nazi-swastikas?
“Potentially divisive” Nazi-swastikas?
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They won’t what now
“Potentially divisive” Nazi-swastikas?
“Potentially divisive” Nazi-swastikas?
Another day in the meritocracy
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Another day in the meritocracy
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destroy AI now.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
destroy AI now.
I know this looks DISGUSTING now that I’ve partially demolished it but I promise this pumpkin-cheesecake stuffed, cinnamon-sugar covered pretzel from Crofton’s Pretzels on South Saunders is AMAZING. It was huge, too. Easily shareable, made to order
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I know this looks DISGUSTING now that I’ve partially demolished it but I promise this pumpkin-cheesecake stuffed, cinnamon-sugar covered pretzel from Crofton’s Pretzels on South Saunders is AMAZING. It was huge, too. Easily shareable, made to order
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Our trivia team name last night was “Al Dente Jell-O”
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Our trivia team name last night was “Al Dente Jell-O”
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ICE is active at Home Depot on Walnut St, Cary, NC 27518
Texas license
Avoid the area
Every Home Depot is complying. Every single one! I will NEVER shop there again.
Texas license
Avoid the area
Every Home Depot is complying. Every single one! I will NEVER shop there again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ICE is active at Home Depot on Walnut St, Cary, NC 27518
Texas license
Avoid the area
Every Home Depot is complying. Every single one! I will NEVER shop there again.
Texas license
Avoid the area
Every Home Depot is complying. Every single one! I will NEVER shop there again.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer:
Release the Epstein files!
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Immigration Agents Coming to Raleigh Tuesday, Sources Say indyweek.com/news/northca...
Immigration Agents Coming to Raleigh Tuesday, Sources Say
Democratic legislative sources briefed by Gov. Josh Stein’s office told The Assembly and INDY agents are coming to the state capital.
indyweek.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Immigration Agents Coming to Raleigh Tuesday, Sources Say indyweek.com/news/northca...
This is how you get Scott Galloways I guess, which isn’t terribly helpful
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is how you get Scott Galloways I guess, which isn’t terribly helpful
Like, it’s valuable to know the history and context of things so that we can engage in them in ethical, sensitive, and healthy ways but… yeah
“‘[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad’ is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong” — hemipenal-system on Tumblr
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Like, it’s valuable to know the history and context of things so that we can engage in them in ethical, sensitive, and healthy ways but… yeah
I wouldn’t do that to the sex robot
"Maybe we need AI sex robots for Larry Summers. You know, we all need love."
@timmiller.bsky.social and @tahrajirari.bsky.social discuss what should be done with sad old men like the ones who reached out to Jeffrey Epstein for romantic advice.
@timmiller.bsky.social and @tahrajirari.bsky.social discuss what should be done with sad old men like the ones who reached out to Jeffrey Epstein for romantic advice.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I wouldn’t do that to the sex robot