Madison Metricula
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Madison Metricula
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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They won’t what now

“Potentially divisive” Nazi-swastikas?
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I know this looks DISGUSTING now that I’ve partially demolished it but I promise this pumpkin-cheesecake stuffed, cinnamon-sugar covered pretzel from Crofton’s Pretzels on South Saunders is AMAZING. It was huge, too. Easily shareable, made to order
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Things what now
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I just threw up in my mouth
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So excited to go to my first class of this songwriting workshop in Carrboro! It’s hosted by GrrrlBands NC, an org that focuses on classes/music lessons and bands for adult women and non-binary folk.

www.grrrlbands.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not kidding:
Text in alt text
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
(Her daughter wanted to be Nezuko for Halloween)
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Virginia Giuffre’s memoir also includes a sweet anecdote about her daughter explaining Nezuko from Demon Slayer to her mother (that Nezuko was a good demon and warrior, etc)
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My closet cosplay of Emily from Stardew Valley turned out great! Can’t wait for Symphony of Seasons tonight!
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Remember that the gathering place for the Raleigh No Kings protest tomorrow is on Capital Blvd near Triangle Town Center, NOT downtown.

Please share!

From the N&O, hear are some times and locations in pic and alt text:
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just read @josie.zone’s EXCELLENT biography/reporting RINGMASTER about Vince McMahon and his re-making of the professional wrestling industry and it’s so conversational, biting, well-documented and so clearly lovingly written as someone who grew up during that 90s neokayfabe zeitgeist
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
TITS OUT FOR KENNY ROGERS
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s recycle day so I cut a hole in the cardboard box that’s gonna go out and dumped a bunch of catnip inside
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey! Who wants to take this songwriting workshop for women/non-binary folk in Carrboro this winter?

www.grrrlbands.org/product-page...
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reeci is a SLEEPER. So warm, so soft
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Once again I had to give Reeci her own decoy book so I can read without her laying on my book
September 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I caramelized a few onions to freeze into 2-Tbs portions; I hope they reheat well!

I’m using the Souper Cubes trays but freezing is freezing, lol. About four larger-end-of-medium onions yielded about 1.25 cups finished
September 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Lol amazing. This one swoops in to call me a clown (even though I’m literally a clown in my profile pic) and then has a hissy about not engaging in discourse 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s this magnetic polish!!
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM