Madison Metricula
@metricula.com
Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
Is that not what happens to other people’s toenails?
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is that not what happens to other people’s toenails?
Like, I mean *trash*. Onion and garlic papers, carrot peels, stems of whatever. The sediment gets strained out, it’s fine
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Like, I mean *trash*. Onion and garlic papers, carrot peels, stems of whatever. The sediment gets strained out, it’s fine
Like, a mug of broth is basically savory Gatorade, right?
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Like, a mug of broth is basically savory Gatorade, right?
I frequently look at myself and think, “Hell yeah, wasn’t sure I’d make it to forty but now I’m KILLING IT”
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I frequently look at myself and think, “Hell yeah, wasn’t sure I’d make it to forty but now I’m KILLING IT”
It looks like this because I tore into it like a crazed raccoon
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It looks like this because I tore into it like a crazed raccoon