The Internet’s Todd Holloman
@toddholloman.bsky.social
Just some dude from the Internet
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I didn’t choose the shitpost life. The shitpost life chose me.
When you see someone sharing AI slop.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When you see someone sharing AI slop.
It honestly feels like the outcome of NFL games is more predetermined than the WWE. Just a shitty and suspect product week after week.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It honestly feels like the outcome of NFL games is more predetermined than the WWE. Just a shitty and suspect product week after week.
Doctor: You need to exercise more and lose weight.
Me: Then tell your mom to let me on top sometime.
Me: Then tell your mom to let me on top sometime.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Doctor: You need to exercise more and lose weight.
Me: Then tell your mom to let me on top sometime.
Me: Then tell your mom to let me on top sometime.
God-Emperor status: Achieved
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
God-Emperor status: Achieved
President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine in the US. A spokesperson for Trump said it’s only fair since most of that cocaine went up Don Jr’s nose.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine in the US. A spokesperson for Trump said it’s only fair since most of that cocaine went up Don Jr’s nose.
FUTURE HEADLINE:
President Trumps Says the N-word during Press Conference
FUTURE EDITORIAL:
Why Trump Was Brave to Use Racial Slur by Stephen A. Smith
President Trumps Says the N-word during Press Conference
FUTURE EDITORIAL:
Why Trump Was Brave to Use Racial Slur by Stephen A. Smith
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FUTURE HEADLINE:
President Trumps Says the N-word during Press Conference
FUTURE EDITORIAL:
Why Trump Was Brave to Use Racial Slur by Stephen A. Smith
President Trumps Says the N-word during Press Conference
FUTURE EDITORIAL:
Why Trump Was Brave to Use Racial Slur by Stephen A. Smith
Republicans are celebrating Trump’s use of the r-word which proves my theory that a sizable portion of MAGA is made up of people who voted for Trump simply because they want to use slurs again and their political philosophy goes no deeper than that.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Republicans are celebrating Trump’s use of the r-word which proves my theory that a sizable portion of MAGA is made up of people who voted for Trump simply because they want to use slurs again and their political philosophy goes no deeper than that.
Are there people funnier than me?
Of course!
But not you.
Of course!
But not you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Are there people funnier than me?
Of course!
But not you.
Of course!
But not you.
Sex between Stephen and Katie be like
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sex between Stephen and Katie be like
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A lot of talk about the best Thanksgiving movie…
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A lot of talk about the best Thanksgiving movie…
I'm sure our cats appreciate the treats that come in the shape of fish more than other treats as they make for a more authentic feline treat experience.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm sure our cats appreciate the treats that come in the shape of fish more than other treats as they make for a more authentic feline treat experience.
Good god I wish just one of these reporters would tell this slobbering piece of shit to fuck off to his fucking face.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Good god I wish just one of these reporters would tell this slobbering piece of shit to fuck off to his fucking face.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
R.E.M.
Prince
Elvis Costello
Metallica
Conway Twitty
R.E.M.
Prince
Elvis Costello
Metallica
Conway Twitty
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
John Williams
Pete Townshend
They Might Be Giants
The B-52s
The Smithereens
John Williams
Pete Townshend
They Might Be Giants
The B-52s
The Smithereens
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
R.E.M.
Prince
Elvis Costello
Metallica
Conway Twitty
R.E.M.
Prince
Elvis Costello
Metallica
Conway Twitty
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Fun national jukebox day fact: the popular “Rock-ola” brand, which could not sound more like an exercise in exuberant Fifties pop culture marketing, was actually designed and sold by a guy named David Rockola.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fun national jukebox day fact: the popular “Rock-ola” brand, which could not sound more like an exercise in exuberant Fifties pop culture marketing, was actually designed and sold by a guy named David Rockola.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
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TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
hell yeah
if I were were wealthy I'd option this novel and produce a mini-series that would cause a bidding war between HBO and Netflix.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hell yeah
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MAN FINDS TAPE is now available to pre-order on Apple TV! Our nearly 5 year journey to bring this movie to the world ends on December 5th 🤯.
tv.apple.com/us/movie/man...
tv.apple.com/us/movie/man...
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MAN FINDS TAPE is now available to pre-order on Apple TV! Our nearly 5 year journey to bring this movie to the world ends on December 5th 🤯.
tv.apple.com/us/movie/man...
tv.apple.com/us/movie/man...
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This targets professions dominated by women. That should be the lead in every story.
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions. n.pr/49F5HOn
New limits on school loans could narrow physician and nurse pipeline, educators warn
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This targets professions dominated by women. That should be the lead in every story.
I've been bingeing the OG series and this is 100% correct. Horny AF.
The overall message of Star Trek seems to be that you can have sex with most of your problems
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've been bingeing the OG series and this is 100% correct. Horny AF.
This STRANGER THINGS actress looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This STRANGER THINGS actress looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.
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As I get older I realize this is one of my favorite scenes in THE EXORCIST, and its power is in its austerity. It’s pared down to its essence, and it carries the weight of the entire movie.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As I get older I realize this is one of my favorite scenes in THE EXORCIST, and its power is in its austerity. It’s pared down to its essence, and it carries the weight of the entire movie.