MaybeBard
@maybebard.bsky.social
Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
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this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
St. Pauli staring down a Harry Kane spite match after Bayern lose to Arse
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
St. Pauli staring down a Harry Kane spite match after Bayern lose to Arse
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And please break up Bentanlinha. I actually thought a detriment to moving forward earlier in the game was Lolo pulling play back when everyone wanted to push. I know his progressive stats are better than Joao but I dunno he always fails the eye test for me. Lucas and esp Gray have earned that spot.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And please break up Bentanlinha. I actually thought a detriment to moving forward earlier in the game was Lolo pulling play back when everyone wanted to push. I know his progressive stats are better than Joao but I dunno he always fails the eye test for me. Lucas and esp Gray have earned that spot.
So far this season we’ve shown that we know how to attack, and we know how to defend, but we aren’t ready to both attack and defend. Bridge that gap, Frank, I’m still optimistic.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So far this season we’ve shown that we know how to attack, and we know how to defend, but we aren’t ready to both attack and defend. Bridge that gap, Frank, I’m still optimistic.
Bergvall -> gray to create that. Great composure from both forwards. Wonderful.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bergvall -> gray to create that. Great composure from both forwards. Wonderful.
If we EVER see Pahlinha and Bentancur double pivot again Frank should be sacked and I mean it.
Archie and Lucas masterclass incoming please I need this #COYS
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If we EVER see Pahlinha and Bentancur double pivot again Frank should be sacked and I mean it.
Go home FotMob, you’re drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Go home FotMob, you’re drunk.
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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just read some Substack post with a maybe quarter-baked argument that the "real" poverty line is $136,000. come on
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
just read some Substack post with a maybe quarter-baked argument that the "real" poverty line is $136,000. come on
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God we need more of this. Imagine even normalizing rejection emails in creative industries (menacingly looking at the comics industry with bloodshot eyes)
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
God we need more of this. Imagine even normalizing rejection emails in creative industries (menacingly looking at the comics industry with bloodshot eyes)
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An invasion of Venezuela is an illegal order.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
An invasion of Venezuela is an illegal order.
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I hate Miami because there’s no way they got all those players signed under the cap.
And they’re whiny diving sore losers.
And they’re whiny diving sore losers.
People *hate* Miami for their spending and I get it. But this is also a team that starts two academy guys, picks up MLS scrap heapers like Rios Novo, and has gotten real contributors through the draft.
If they're casting that wide a net, everyone should be.
If they're casting that wide a net, everyone should be.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I hate Miami because there’s no way they got all those players signed under the cap.
And they’re whiny diving sore losers.
And they’re whiny diving sore losers.
Frank vs. Ange: Aura farming edition
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Frank vs. Ange: Aura farming edition
Need at least two goals and Lolo is still on the field. That alone should be an indictment of Frank’s current overly cautious approach
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Need at least two goals and Lolo is still on the field. That alone should be an indictment of Frank’s current overly cautious approach
Imagine if we had been pressing and attacking the whole first half?
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Imagine if we had been pressing and attacking the whole first half?
Lmao that wasn’t even a foul by palhinha im gonna lose it
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Lmao that wasn’t even a foul by palhinha im gonna lose it
Was late to turn the second half on. Guess I’m leaving it off.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Was late to turn the second half on. Guess I’m leaving it off.
I don’t want Frank out. We saw that he can put together a serious attacking line and develop brutally effective attacks with Brentford. I want someone to tell him his only choice is to do that.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t want Frank out. We saw that he can put together a serious attacking line and develop brutally effective attacks with Brentford. I want someone to tell him his only choice is to do that.
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Frank Ball: just play slow, messy, defense only and never show a thing going forward as the first, second, and third choice plan.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Frank Ball: just play slow, messy, defense only and never show a thing going forward as the first, second, and third choice plan.
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We traded our values for this?
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We traded our values for this?
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I would rather lose 5-0 trying to play football than whatever the fuck I'm watching right now is
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I would rather lose 5-0 trying to play football than whatever the fuck I'm watching right now is
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Djed blanking Frank at Chelsea is vindicated every time we play.
Live your truth King
Live your truth King
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Djed blanking Frank at Chelsea is vindicated every time we play.
Live your truth King
Live your truth King