MaybeBard
@maybebard.bsky.social
Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Nice to see Frank got my fruit basket and card saying “never play the Palhinha/Bentancur double pivot again”
We ball out with this lineup
We ball out with this lineup
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nice to see Frank got my fruit basket and card saying “never play the Palhinha/Bentancur double pivot again”
We ball out with this lineup
We ball out with this lineup
St. Pauli staring down a Harry Kane spite match after Bayern lose to Arse
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
St. Pauli staring down a Harry Kane spite match after Bayern lose to Arse
Go home FotMob, you’re drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Go home FotMob, you’re drunk.
Frank vs. Ange: Aura farming edition
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Frank vs. Ange: Aura farming edition
Frank Ball: just play slow, messy, defense only and never show a thing going forward as the first, second, and third choice plan.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Frank Ball: just play slow, messy, defense only and never show a thing going forward as the first, second, and third choice plan.
Another injury I’m sure the squad can cope we can keep running Lolo and Paulinha I’m not coping
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Another injury I’m sure the squad can cope we can keep running Lolo and Paulinha I’m not coping
Spurs injured XI (no keeper, thank god)
November 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Spurs injured XI (no keeper, thank god)
I have no analysis for this cursed fucking Chelsea match up other than the fact that there is no excuse for this at all
November 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have no analysis for this cursed fucking Chelsea match up other than the fact that there is no excuse for this at all
Unfortunately you ran into the Danny’s.
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Unfortunately you ran into the Danny’s.
Found the greatest 1-2 punch in modern journalism.
June 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Found the greatest 1-2 punch in modern journalism.
I just cannot stress enough that this is the stupidest decision the club could’ve made. Levy has to go yesterday.
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I just cannot stress enough that this is the stupidest decision the club could’ve made. Levy has to go yesterday.
He’s an ice cold bastard, mate.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He’s an ice cold bastard, mate.
Bilbao without a single Attacking Mid.
May 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bilbao without a single Attacking Mid.
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show
(Hmm - 📚Yotsubato, to kill a mockingbird. 🎥 - moneyball, emperors new groove.)
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show
(Hmm - 📚Yotsubato, to kill a mockingbird. 🎥 - moneyball, emperors new groove.)
November 8, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show
(Hmm - 📚Yotsubato, to kill a mockingbird. 🎥 - moneyball, emperors new groove.)
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show
(Hmm - 📚Yotsubato, to kill a mockingbird. 🎥 - moneyball, emperors new groove.)
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 8, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Remembering @gwillow.me said in the past that her favorite photo was one that made it look like Raul was floating and I didn’t fully get it until I saw this photo from Richy’s goal today that makes it look like he’s standing on air
September 16, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Remembering @gwillow.me said in the past that her favorite photo was one that made it look like Raul was floating and I didn’t fully get it until I saw this photo from Richy’s goal today that makes it look like he’s standing on air
After thinking very carefully, my first Bluesky post should be about thinking carefully about my first post for Bluesky.
But also have a flying Leo Chu for the brand™️
But also have a flying Leo Chu for the brand™️
July 3, 2023 at 5:44 AM
After thinking very carefully, my first Bluesky post should be about thinking carefully about my first post for Bluesky.
But also have a flying Leo Chu for the brand™️
But also have a flying Leo Chu for the brand™️