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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2h

and im pretty sure im allowed to criticise their right-wing figures just fine (these days)

MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2h

the USA, what a fucken shithole

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2h

oh no, if i criticise Charlie Kirk i can't go on holiday to the US and be dragged off the street by ICE and shoved into a van and deported to an El Salvadorian prison for the term of my natural life, my heart is broken, i cannot visit the home of the hot dog and hamburger

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 1d

Casting Jared Leto as the big name in my 180 million dollar movie like building a giant apartment complex but half the rooms have Jared Leto in them and he won't leave

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Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall @alasdairtb.bsky.social · 1d

America's funniest home births

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2d

saw two kangaroos yesterday while driving. good big grey fellas, always a lovely thing

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 2d

getting hired by australia to help promote its tourism industry in america. my only move is to keep posting clips of The Micallef Program online. somehow this ends up working

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 3d

Every once in a while a group of 10-15 tourists vanish without a trace in the Paris Catacombs and then afterward the Eiffel Tower is a few feet taller

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 3d

If all you have is a tin of tuna, a tomato, and an onion, you can still make a meal that keeps you alive like a prisoner on death row is alive, to what end, to what purpose?

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 3d

Steam's "More Like This" section for every single game ever: Have you heard of GTA V? What about Battlefield 2042?

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 3d

If I want to think of something funny to say I have to let my mind relax a little, and every time I do that one of my children climbs on the roof.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

Too built up. It'll happen to all of them. Maybe not Hurstbridge or Belgrave.

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

Tell my kids I love them, raise them right

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

I'm gonna do it one day. I'll have to live in Stony Point for the rest of my life, but I'll do it.

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

Sandringham and Flemington fanboys be still, those are toy trains, they don't count. (Not country, I guess)

MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

You're telling me I can travel to a small town on the western port bay on a metro ticket? And it's on a vline diesel? Lies. Heresy.

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 4d

I will not let the word count silence my truth

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 5d

I wish the nightdive version got ported to switch cos I don't really like playing stuff via switch online. Having said that, ANY version of this would make me wicked motion sick.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5d

10/09/2025

a crude drawing of a solider in a trench, on the edge of no man's land, looking cross, saying to himself "shit. I left my wallet up there. Maybe if I ask nicely everyone will just knock it off for a minute-"

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6d

There is a lot going on right now but we all need to make time to remember the time that journalist totally crashed out because Martin shkreli the pharma bro convinced her he was in love with her and she left her family for him and stuff

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 7d

Ghost of Yotei got me thinking about this one

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 7d

It's frustrating how much easier it is for me to write about things I hate. I got 500 words out about the fuckin ghost movie based on a damn Twitter thread, but the best I can get for Hellraiser, a movie I really liked, is "Festy!"

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 8d

Watching fulci's Woman In A Lizard's Skin in a cinema instead of a cruddy rip on VLC on my laptop, very exciting

I got Campari and soda cos the cinema doesn't have J&B, still feels right

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