Martin Dunlop
@martindunlop.bsky.social
He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
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Here’s an article from this year with the Australian gun lobby boasting that, with surging gun numbers, it was winning the fight against firearms control advocates. Blame guns. Blame anti-Semitism. Blame terrorists. Do not blame everyday Australians who marched for peace.
Australia’s gun lobby says it’s ‘winning’ the fight against firearm control as numbers surge
There are now more than 4m guns in the community – almost double the number recorded in the years after the Port Arthur massacre that prompted a national crackdown
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Here’s an article from this year with the Australian gun lobby boasting that, with surging gun numbers, it was winning the fight against firearms control advocates. Blame guns. Blame anti-Semitism. Blame terrorists. Do not blame everyday Australians who marched for peace.
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Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party https://theonion.com/pajama-clad-child-makes-turbulent-rampage-through-dinne-1819578491/
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party https://theonion.com/pajama-clad-child-makes-turbulent-rampage-through-dinne-1819578491/
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Muppet Christmas Carol
December 12, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Muppet Christmas Carol
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
Me: no amontillado brandy for me, I'm full to the brim with creams and cheeses
My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy
Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy
Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me: no amontillado brandy for me, I'm full to the brim with creams and cheeses
My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy
Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy
Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
"so microsoft own all the videogame companies now?"
"yeah, pretty much"
"so microsoft make all the videogames?"
"uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
"yeah, pretty much"
"so microsoft make all the videogames?"
"uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"so microsoft own all the videogame companies now?"
"yeah, pretty much"
"so microsoft make all the videogames?"
"uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
"yeah, pretty much"
"so microsoft make all the videogames?"
"uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
aw yeah
Nintendo announced N64 games Rayman 2: The Great Escape and Tonic Trouble are coming to Switch Online on December 17th.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
aw yeah
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Me & my friends getting around the age verification questions on Leisure Suit Larry
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me & my friends getting around the age verification questions on Leisure Suit Larry
fascinated to see the various machinations under-16s are gonna use in Aus to get around the social media ban. they're gonna reinvent 90s hacker subculture, their rooms are gonna glow green and pulse
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
fascinated to see the various machinations under-16s are gonna use in Aus to get around the social media ban. they're gonna reinvent 90s hacker subculture, their rooms are gonna glow green and pulse
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Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
July 20, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
Avocado toast-ass housing crisis solution over here
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Avocado toast-ass housing crisis solution over here
The first rule of big game fishing is don't take it up hoping to find a living guy inside one of the fish, that's happened two-three times max, you can't be expecting it every time you take the boat out
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The first rule of big game fishing is don't take it up hoping to find a living guy inside one of the fish, that's happened two-three times max, you can't be expecting it every time you take the boat out
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This week I have been mostly thinking about The Roman Empire
About halfway through I, Claudius (1976) and it is every bit as brilliant as I had heard. Can see the clear inspiration for Game of Thrones, although I, Claudius is by far its superior
Augustus' (Brian Blessed) death scene is incredible
About halfway through I, Claudius (1976) and it is every bit as brilliant as I had heard. Can see the clear inspiration for Game of Thrones, although I, Claudius is by far its superior
Augustus' (Brian Blessed) death scene is incredible
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This week I have been mostly thinking about The Roman Empire
About halfway through I, Claudius (1976) and it is every bit as brilliant as I had heard. Can see the clear inspiration for Game of Thrones, although I, Claudius is by far its superior
Augustus' (Brian Blessed) death scene is incredible
About halfway through I, Claudius (1976) and it is every bit as brilliant as I had heard. Can see the clear inspiration for Game of Thrones, although I, Claudius is by far its superior
Augustus' (Brian Blessed) death scene is incredible
"what you up to tonight man"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"what you up to tonight man"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
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Ai ad where a dumbass guy asks his phone to plan a tour through a museum. Brother, just go inside and pick a direction
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ai ad where a dumbass guy asks his phone to plan a tour through a museum. Brother, just go inside and pick a direction
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My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C
i like eurovision. it is funny and silly and you see some crazy shit. this year it felt like there was a big guy just sitting there covered in childrens blood licking his lips the whole time. no more eurovision for me.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i like eurovision. it is funny and silly and you see some crazy shit. this year it felt like there was a big guy just sitting there covered in childrens blood licking his lips the whole time. no more eurovision for me.
look i can't argue that list isn't sick as hell but my god man some subtitles please
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
look i can't argue that list isn't sick as hell but my god man some subtitles please