Martin Dunlop
@martindunlop.bsky.social
He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
Avocado toast-ass housing crisis solution over here
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Avocado toast-ass housing crisis solution over here
"what you up to tonight man"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"what you up to tonight man"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
"watching a new horror movie"
"lol what's it called the conjuring, the spookening, blood murder eaters or some bullshit"
"Missing.Child.Videotape"
"you... you have fun with that"
i like eurovision. it is funny and silly and you see some crazy shit. this year it felt like there was a big guy just sitting there covered in childrens blood licking his lips the whole time. no more eurovision for me.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i like eurovision. it is funny and silly and you see some crazy shit. this year it felt like there was a big guy just sitting there covered in childrens blood licking his lips the whole time. no more eurovision for me.
It's a good day guys.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's a good day guys.
Who are we to straighten what God has made crooked?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Who are we to straighten what God has made crooked?
This sounds heartwarming but he chases the reporter off with a shotgun and they have a rickety chase along dirt roads
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This sounds heartwarming but he chases the reporter off with a shotgun and they have a rickety chase along dirt roads
Probably not for long, but at least the pins are out for now
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Probably not for long, but at least the pins are out for now
just a little note about how we don't think he's gonna kill anyone (probably)
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
just a little note about how we don't think he's gonna kill anyone (probably)
v funny how small this is on the guardian page
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
v funny how small this is on the guardian page
these miserable pricks could probably learn a lesson from the recent passing of John Laws about how keeping out of the papers for a few years is one of the ways to ensure your grave will not be absolutely inundated in piss
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
these miserable pricks could probably learn a lesson from the recent passing of John Laws about how keeping out of the papers for a few years is one of the ways to ensure your grave will not be absolutely inundated in piss
I understand the complications here, but I will say I've found it pretty satisfying cutting the work of Eli Roth out of the horror canon. Always obnoxious, racist coded, dumb as fuck, it's a relief to turn off anything with his name on it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I understand the complications here, but I will say I've found it pretty satisfying cutting the work of Eli Roth out of the horror canon. Always obnoxious, racist coded, dumb as fuck, it's a relief to turn off anything with his name on it.
uhhhh... look if Half Life 3 is exclusively on Steam I might get one, actually, let's not fuck around here. I haven't heard ANYTHING to indicate it's coming, and I'm obviously not betting anything on a 3rd Half Life getting released.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
uhhhh... look if Half Life 3 is exclusively on Steam I might get one, actually, let's not fuck around here. I haven't heard ANYTHING to indicate it's coming, and I'm obviously not betting anything on a 3rd Half Life getting released.
The article is mostly saying he's pretty happy and peaceful, but a cartoon version of this headline and photo would've made a killer sight gag in season 4 Simpsons
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The article is mostly saying he's pretty happy and peaceful, but a cartoon version of this headline and photo would've made a killer sight gag in season 4 Simpsons
my ideal dracula would look kinda like this
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
my ideal dracula would look kinda like this
*coarse language* it's mid November
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
*coarse language* it's mid November
"Gameplay Trailer" yeah they've really taken clicking on options to a whole new level
(EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)
(EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Gameplay Trailer" yeah they've really taken clicking on options to a whole new level
(EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)
(EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)
realising one of the reasons i like The House With Laughing Windows so much is cos its a spooky mystery set in an entirely flat landscape (like where i live). its nice to see flat places containing mystery and scandal, the beach and the mountains get too much credit
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
realising one of the reasons i like The House With Laughing Windows so much is cos its a spooky mystery set in an entirely flat landscape (like where i live). its nice to see flat places containing mystery and scandal, the beach and the mountains get too much credit
One of my favourites @phoenixfeet.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
One of my favourites @phoenixfeet.bsky.social
Brb, going to that great new horror movie "Castle Accident" starring the Beegees
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Brb, going to that great new horror movie "Castle Accident" starring the Beegees