I have a flag pole in my yard and I'll go out and dry hump it until I start an aluminum fire the day it happens.

Is journalism school today just all social media courses and seminars on how to file 1099s?

It's not just the timidity and the complicity of our media that is a shameful conveyor of our collapse, but the pathetic ignorance on display in their abdication of their role in the public sphere and abandonment of their profession's role and history.

Me carrying my fantasy football league.

What's it like inside your head?

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Twitch notifications have jumped the fucking shark. I just got a notification that Justin Bieber is live.

I have never searched or watched anything abt the Beebs.

I get 2-3x garbage notifx for every 1 real one. Please schedule a mtg with whoever at Amazon is doing this. I just wanna talk.

This needs to be a nationwide change. Officers all over are allowed to sit in a quiet, controlled, classroom environment and recall information and procedures in nothing like real-world scenarios.

Sell raffle tickets to scream, run around, & throw paper towel rolls while they're timed aggressively.

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

LINE GO DOWN!!!

LINE CAN NEVER GO DOWN!!!

MAKE NUMBER BIGGER GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!

LMAO Dallas gonna Dallas. There are still fantastic taquerias in the area though, just gotta ask people like my Hispanic godparents who've lived there for decades and not TikTok influencers.

250 years is long enough to be hostage to the plantation class & their bootlicking goblins' Damoclean threat to turn traitor & destroy us- whether to the British, on their own initiative, or left to motherfucking *disease* which was honestly kind of a curveball as betrayals go.

I am not interested in reconciliation, nor am I obsessed with revenge. I want them isolated & powerless, left to howl into the empty void they created around them by their own behavior.

If others thirst for more I will not stop them & if anyone asks I'll say they were with me the whole time.

The demolition of the White House, the destruction of alliances, the detonation of sciences, the rendition of citizens, the terrorization of asylum seekers, the implosion of the economy, for ~40% of America there is no punishment too harsh for once electing a black POTUS.

Sacrifice of iphigenia, 1942 #surrealism #markrothko

I mean, if you're crushed under the crumbling facade of the East Wing, you're not going to rack up a bunch of Medicaid nursing home charges I suppose.

Getting that special feeling when I read about the best kind of engineering- fast, cheap, simple, and ingenious.

You know what you did, Johnson County Iowa County Supervisor Jon Green.

The point he makes at the end is the real kicker. Even if 1 video is sus or dismissed, AI accts are free & easy to proliferate. I've known people who would swear screaming something happened if two "people" (AI avis) "said" (posted online) they saw it.

The herd instinct is strong with many.

I do like the picture of the queen. As a hereditary monarch, you think she'd have a right indecent chuckle at the sodding colonials suffering the consequences of their own poor judgment and system.

God forbid you're in "sport mode" blasting through people who can't afford $5,000 golf carts while oblivious to your surroundings and relying on some shitty platform vibe coded software to not get a bad LTE/GPS signal.

If you want to buy a 2-wheeled golf cart with decorative pedals I'm not going to stop you, but if you're on city streets with something you do not have physical, mechanical control over and which seals your head in a fucking Zoom call/podcast you deserve what happens.

OH ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT!