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Mars Rover
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Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Stuck in isolation until you believe in disease again.
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Big Build 2025 complete! It includes a hand-built frame, metallic paint markers, & a laminated copy of "The Exoplanet Zoo". The lamination & lauan plywood backing ensure we can do hours of star charting w/o destruction. A real wall-eater at 54"×37" overall. www.halcyonmaps.com/the-exoplane....
Bitches out here talkin bout engagement time windows and scheduling and shit. Is this a job to summa you?

I post when my cascading orthopedic issues keep me from sleeping, I've cursed the gods' cruelty like 17x, & there's fuck all else to do lying there.

Love you, Australia.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm not gonna become the Joker. That's a fictional character identified with a little too earnestly by NEET incels.

I'm going to become something much worse.
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.

The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.

They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Master and Commander - All of Them. Then an extended universe. Then prequels. Then The New Masters and Commanders. It would make the MCU look like a one-off art school project. No one would be allowed to die.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🚨 LIL GUY ALERT!!! 🚨
🚨 LIL GUY ALERT!!! 🚨
18th-century Dutch naturalist/collector Albertus Seba’s detailed engravings of hedgehogs (Thesaurus, 1734)
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It was funny when Zuck blew like $40B of Facebook's own boomer ad money on trying to make the Metaverse happen.

The idiots have gone balls-deep on hundreds of billions of ALL the money & no one is in a forgiving mood.
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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CDC Data Indicates We’re 2 Months Away From America Losing Its Measles Elimination Status

We've talked a lot about measles throughout this year, which is particularly frustrating given that America officially eliminated this disease from its endemic state back in 2000. How we got here is a very…
CDC Data Indicates We’re 2 Months Away From America Losing Its Measles Elimination Status
We've talked a lot about measles throughout this year, which is particularly frustrating given that America officially eliminated this disease from its endemic state back in 2000. How we got here is a very simple story: too many people refused to vaccinate themselves and/or their children, giving the virus a foothold which it had been deprived for nearly a quarter of a century.
www.techdirt.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I know who I am and how I post so here is some adorable good news in the form of thousands of tiny little sea turtles.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I sentence this author to 137 lifetimes of reincarnation to fathers who do not want them, have unresolved emotional issues, are in all possible ways abusive, just leave, and every other punishment that can be visited upon them for this take.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Storm - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/bo61eg
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Crate-sized but mercifully it stopped growing around 2017-2018.
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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people I was listening to the franklin's tower of house music candidates and youtube just algo'd me into this truly incredible find, enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn-...
Unreal Tournament '99 Atmosphere Mix
YouTube video by juliomonk
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Earthlings: "Man that comet looks really cool I wish we could get closer for a better look."

Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter: "I got you bestie."
NASA’s Mars Spacecraft Capture Images of Comet 3I/ATLAS - NASA
Two orbiters and a rover captured images of the interstellar object — from the closest location any of the agency’s spacecraft may get — that could reveal new
www.nasa.gov
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🎶 LET ME GO OOOOONNNNN! 🎶
People In The Sun, 1960 #hopper #newrealism
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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RFK is 100% eating a monkey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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“If you go back a million minutes, you reach 2023. Go back a billion minutes, you reach the Roman Empire — that’s the scale of inequality we’re living with.”

Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK discussing inequality and why a wealth tax should be in the budget
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If this sounds like a Dad song well yeah, which deranged Boomer fuck do you think made me listen to it 100x?
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
🎶Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This was such a cool event.
Shoemaker-Levy 9 Fragment G Plume - From Judy Schmidt (geckzilla.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/23BuQwV
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And I cannot believe I have to say this but of course I do- do not ask the remote, entirely-not-controlled-by-you plagiarism machine "how can I do a crime?" or any other question that could later be discoverable in court proceedings. You should automatically lose for being a fucking moron.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM