Mars Rover
@marsrover.bsky.social
Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Stuck in isolation until you believe in disease again.
Oh it speaks to something primal alright.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh it speaks to something primal alright.
It's the black clothes, right?
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's the black clothes, right?
🎶Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis🎶
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🎶Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis🎶
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis🎶
Except you won't have the best sites & perfect geological studies & conditions. They are gonna sink a necklace of little nukes wherever the billionaires are already balls-deep in contracts for data centers for the plagiarism machines, with predictable results.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Except you won't have the best sites & perfect geological studies & conditions. They are gonna sink a necklace of little nukes wherever the billionaires are already balls-deep in contracts for data centers for the plagiarism machines, with predictable results.
"What if it was a social media co.? Those make a lot of money, right?" - Sam Altman in his candlelit shrine to a popsicle stick effigy of his hard-assed polymath mother he can never please.
Between this & the "sexy time" update they are so fuckin cooked, & so are hundreds of billions of dollars.
Between this & the "sexy time" update they are so fuckin cooked, & so are hundreds of billions of dollars.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"What if it was a social media co.? Those make a lot of money, right?" - Sam Altman in his candlelit shrine to a popsicle stick effigy of his hard-assed polymath mother he can never please.
Between this & the "sexy time" update they are so fuckin cooked, & so are hundreds of billions of dollars.
Between this & the "sexy time" update they are so fuckin cooked, & so are hundreds of billions of dollars.
This galaxy is out by itself, not merging or colliding, but cranking out millions of stars? Our mass estimate says that shouldn't be.
Where is the gas/mass coming from? 🤔
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Where is the gas/mass coming from? 🤔
phys.org/news/2025-11...
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This galaxy is out by itself, not merging or colliding, but cranking out millions of stars? Our mass estimate says that shouldn't be.
Where is the gas/mass coming from? 🤔
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Where is the gas/mass coming from? 🤔
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Had to give up on Borderlands 4 after 10+ crashes yesterday. Not particularly happy with the friend who wouldn't drop it when I said the damn thing needed another 12-18 months and a fire sale to even bother.
The fuckin' burden of knowing my life's hobby all too well.
The fuckin' burden of knowing my life's hobby all too well.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Had to give up on Borderlands 4 after 10+ crashes yesterday. Not particularly happy with the friend who wouldn't drop it when I said the damn thing needed another 12-18 months and a fire sale to even bother.
The fuckin' burden of knowing my life's hobby all too well.
The fuckin' burden of knowing my life's hobby all too well.
Truly we have progressed far as a species. phys.org/news/2025-11...
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Truly we have progressed far as a species. phys.org/news/2025-11...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Chile got a little jealous of Argentina's antics and were like:
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Chile got a little jealous of Argentina's antics and were like:
Relaaax, the right will never shut down higher ed. Where else would they pay mediocre chub white dudes mountains of money to watch young black guys give each other traumatic brain injury?
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Relaaax, the right will never shut down higher ed. Where else would they pay mediocre chub white dudes mountains of money to watch young black guys give each other traumatic brain injury?
At some point why even bother? Just focus on microtransactions and MP.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
At some point why even bother? Just focus on microtransactions and MP.
I didn't even know I *HAD* a bullying pass until Joyce Carol Oates earned it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I didn't even know I *HAD* a bullying pass until Joyce Carol Oates earned it.
And this, stopping after the first complete fanfare because WHAT IS THE TNG INTRO WITHOUT THE FANFARE?!
Both have a velcro backing & are removable with rechargeable li-ion batteries.
Both have a velcro backing & are removable with rechargeable li-ion batteries.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
And this, stopping after the first complete fanfare because WHAT IS THE TNG INTRO WITHOUT THE FANFARE?!
Both have a velcro backing & are removable with rechargeable li-ion batteries.
Both have a velcro backing & are removable with rechargeable li-ion batteries.
What do the little buttons play? A slightly longer version of this (where Kennedy stops at "..one we intend to win, and the others too."), but you get the idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What do the little buttons play? A slightly longer version of this (where Kennedy stops at "..one we intend to win, and the others too."), but you get the idea.
Big Build 2025 complete! It includes a hand-built frame, metallic paint markers, & a laminated copy of "The Exoplanet Zoo". The lamination & lauan plywood backing ensure we can do hours of star charting w/o destruction. A real wall-eater at 54"×37" overall. www.halcyonmaps.com/the-exoplane....
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Big Build 2025 complete! It includes a hand-built frame, metallic paint markers, & a laminated copy of "The Exoplanet Zoo". The lamination & lauan plywood backing ensure we can do hours of star charting w/o destruction. A real wall-eater at 54"×37" overall. www.halcyonmaps.com/the-exoplane....
The Universe may no longer be in acclerating expansion. We assumed dark energy to be a constant, but that may not be the case. I had an Ozemtropy gag or something, but actually this might be important. academic.oup.com/mnras/articl...
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Universe may no longer be in acclerating expansion. We assumed dark energy to be a constant, but that may not be the case. I had an Ozemtropy gag or something, but actually this might be important. academic.oup.com/mnras/articl...
The Pandemic was actually Star Fleet using time travel to force me to leave Seattle to come build inspirational toy rocketry for my genius nephews.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Pandemic was actually Star Fleet using time travel to force me to leave Seattle to come build inspirational toy rocketry for my genius nephews.
I mean give it 30, 40 years and a few marketing/treaty-defined abstractions and, well, look what happened to the Lockheed logo over time:
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I mean give it 30, 40 years and a few marketing/treaty-defined abstractions and, well, look what happened to the Lockheed logo over time:
Approaching the end of my Big Build 2025, where I do my best despite being a lifelong keyboard warrior to use my hands to build some wild shit for my nephews (see pinned 2024 rocket platform), and I couldn't help but notice something..
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Approaching the end of my Big Build 2025, where I do my best despite being a lifelong keyboard warrior to use my hands to build some wild shit for my nephews (see pinned 2024 rocket platform), and I couldn't help but notice something..