Marktech
@marktech.bsky.social
Let me have books about me that are fat.
Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
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Marktech
@marktech.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Responses beginning "So..." very commonly fail the waffle test, and this is no exception; the simplest response is to discourage the behaviour by pointing this out and muting.
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
STURM! DRANG!
B.ENO
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
STURM! DRANG!
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
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All his own work... PUNCH cover by the great Ronald Searle 1961 #art #paintings #artists #monuments #statues #parks #artworks #culture #painters #culturalheritage
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
All his own work... PUNCH cover by the great Ronald Searle 1961 #art #paintings #artists #monuments #statues #parks #artworks #culture #painters #culturalheritage
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I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
Politics London discussing driverless taxis casually referring to “jaywalking pedestrians”.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
I think this is in one of Anthony Holden's books about poker: one player at the World Championship said "I'm the eighth best poker player in the entire world. Trouble is, I always wind up sitting down with the same seven guys."
can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I think this is in one of Anthony Holden's books about poker: one player at the World Championship said "I'm the eighth best poker player in the entire world. Trouble is, I always wind up sitting down with the same seven guys."
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Girl to boy at the Valentines card display in Morrisons: for fucks sake it doesn't matter which, just pick one
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated pink hearts
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated pink hearts
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Girl to boy at the Valentines card display in Morrisons: for fucks sake it doesn't matter which, just pick one
Mother-in-law's got a new neighbour
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Mother-in-law's got a new neighbour
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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COLUMBO: I don't claim to understand all modernist poetry, but my wife, she's a big fan.
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS: That's nice to hear.
COLUMBO: Just one more thing. About the plums that were eaten... we found a note. I have it right here in my pocket. Do you want me to read it to you?
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS: That's nice to hear.
COLUMBO: Just one more thing. About the plums that were eaten... we found a note. I have it right here in my pocket. Do you want me to read it to you?
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
COLUMBO: I don't claim to understand all modernist poetry, but my wife, she's a big fan.
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS: That's nice to hear.
COLUMBO: Just one more thing. About the plums that were eaten... we found a note. I have it right here in my pocket. Do you want me to read it to you?
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS: That's nice to hear.
COLUMBO: Just one more thing. About the plums that were eaten... we found a note. I have it right here in my pocket. Do you want me to read it to you?
Girl to boy at the Valentines card display in Morrisons: for fucks sake it doesn't matter which, just pick one
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated pink hearts
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated pink hearts
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Girl to boy at the Valentines card display in Morrisons: for fucks sake it doesn't matter which, just pick one
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Those fuckers should have donated
Hegseth blew up another boat and killed more people. We have no idea who they were or what they were doing because it’s just “trust me, bro” while we kill people.
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Those fuckers should have donated
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Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460
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greatest headline of my adult life
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
greatest headline of my adult life
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
Ball's in your court, B&Q
Mr. Cole, our timber merchant, sent me five couple of ducks.
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Ball's in your court, B&Q
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Béla Bartók's DUKE BLUEBEARD'S CASTLE, as adapted and directed by Leslie Megahey (SCHALCKEN THE PAINTER) for the BBC, 1988. Probably my favourite opera, and it was stumbling across the ending of this film that first turned me on to it.
Bela Bartok Herzog Blaubarts Burg Duke Bluebeard's Castle
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February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Béla Bartók's DUKE BLUEBEARD'S CASTLE, as adapted and directed by Leslie Megahey (SCHALCKEN THE PAINTER) for the BBC, 1988. Probably my favourite opera, and it was stumbling across the ending of this film that first turned me on to it.
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💗BABY GROMIT💗
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
💗BABY GROMIT💗