Mario Alegre Femenías
@marioalegre.proximatanda.com
Journalist / Film Critic 🎬 from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
Repertoire Film Curator 🎞️
Bilingual Boricua
✉️ Newsletter http://www.proximatanda.com
📷 Photography https://portraitmode.io/profile/marioalegre/
🍿 Letterboxd https://boxd.it/czX
🔗 https://linktr.ee/marioalegre
Repertoire Film Curator 🎞️
Bilingual Boricua
✉️ Newsletter http://www.proximatanda.com
📷 Photography https://portraitmode.io/profile/marioalegre/
🍿 Letterboxd https://boxd.it/czX
🔗 https://linktr.ee/marioalegre
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Orquesta de La Luz x BadBunny:
Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷💃🇯🇵
La agrupación, liderada por la caballota Nora Suzuki, ademas de ser la singularidad en carne viva de los cocólos weebs, se ha destacado como grandes exponentes de la salsa!
Gracias al pana @astrophobia.bsky.social por ponerme esto en el radar
Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷💃🇯🇵
La agrupación, liderada por la caballota Nora Suzuki, ademas de ser la singularidad en carne viva de los cocólos weebs, se ha destacado como grandes exponentes de la salsa!
Gracias al pana @astrophobia.bsky.social por ponerme esto en el radar
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Orquesta de La Luz x BadBunny:
Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷💃🇯🇵
La agrupación, liderada por la caballota Nora Suzuki, ademas de ser la singularidad en carne viva de los cocólos weebs, se ha destacado como grandes exponentes de la salsa!
Gracias al pana @astrophobia.bsky.social por ponerme esto en el radar
Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷💃🇯🇵
La agrupación, liderada por la caballota Nora Suzuki, ademas de ser la singularidad en carne viva de los cocólos weebs, se ha destacado como grandes exponentes de la salsa!
Gracias al pana @astrophobia.bsky.social por ponerme esto en el radar
“Wuthering Heights”: This is the prettiest, most boring thing we are likely to see at the multiplex in 2026. As sexy and provocative as a Vogue era Madonna music video, and with the same MTV circa 1993 aesthetics. Mostly trash, and sadly not the hot, kinky kind. Just the patented Fennell vapid kind.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
“Wuthering Heights”: This is the prettiest, most boring thing we are likely to see at the multiplex in 2026. As sexy and provocative as a Vogue era Madonna music video, and with the same MTV circa 1993 aesthetics. Mostly trash, and sadly not the hot, kinky kind. Just the patented Fennell vapid kind.
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!
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bad bunny’s version of america the beautiful ✊🏽
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
bad bunny’s version of america the beautiful ✊🏽
COSA CABRONA
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
COSA CABRONA
I’m in a movie theater watching the game. It’s been dead silent.
The first half ended and the entire theater ERUPTED in applause 😂
The first half ended and the entire theater ERUPTED in applause 😂
a man wearing glasses and a blue beanie with snl written on his shirt
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue beanie with snl written on his shirt
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I’m in a movie theater watching the game. It’s been dead silent.
The first half ended and the entire theater ERUPTED in applause 😂
The first half ended and the entire theater ERUPTED in applause 😂
Could these men play their little game a little faster?
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Could these men play their little game a little faster?
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I turned on the Super Bowl because I wanted to see the halftime show and saw that Dunkin Donuts ad and a crypto ad and I hate absolutely everything now. Burn it all to the stumps.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I turned on the Super Bowl because I wanted to see the halftime show and saw that Dunkin Donuts ad and a crypto ad and I hate absolutely everything now. Burn it all to the stumps.
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Please never air this dunkin commercial again and destroy every copy of it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Please never air this dunkin commercial again and destroy every copy of it.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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I already refer to Fennell as a “director” so I can deal with this
In a move destined to infuriate copy editors (among other accomplishments), Warner Bros. is insisting that critics use quotations marks when citing the title of Emerald Fennell’s “Wuthering Heights.” This is not a joke.
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I already refer to Fennell as a “director” so I can deal with this
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Imagine prompting an AI for anything... how embarrassing for you
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Imagine prompting an AI for anything... how embarrassing for you
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I know we were all boycotting this bin fire already because of the appalling way they treated Melissa Barrera, but wait there's more!
Just when you thought this movie’s whole existence couldn’t be more despicable.
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I know we were all boycotting this bin fire already because of the appalling way they treated Melissa Barrera, but wait there's more!
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Four Haitian women who were recently deported from Puerto Rico were found beheaded at Haiti-Dominican Republic border
El horror: cuatro mujeres haitianas recientemente deportadas desde Puerto Rico fueron halladas decapitadas en la frontera con la República Dominicana. Todo el mundo sabe que en este momento deportar gente a Haití es sentenciarlos a muerte www.elnuevodia.com/noticias/mun...
Mujeres haitianas halladas decapitadas habían sido deportadas de Puerto Rico
Habían llegado hace pocos meses en el marco de las redadas impulsadas por el gobierno Trump
www.elnuevodia.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Four Haitian women who were recently deported from Puerto Rico were found beheaded at Haiti-Dominican Republic border
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Love the new Aronofsky scene where the colonist takes off his hat to cheer, revealing that underneath it was a second and somehow larger hat
Masterful artsistic choice
Masterful artsistic choice
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Love the new Aronofsky scene where the colonist takes off his hat to cheer, revealing that underneath it was a second and somehow larger hat
Masterful artsistic choice
Masterful artsistic choice
If you thought The Whale was bad, wait til you see The Slop
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If you thought The Whale was bad, wait til you see The Slop
I’m 45 years old and I still can’t help to imagine I’m using The Force to open automatic doors.
a man wrapped in a blanket is standing in front of a door with a lock that says ' i ' on it
ALT: a man wrapped in a blanket is standing in front of a door with a lock that says ' i ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m 45 years old and I still can’t help to imagine I’m using The Force to open automatic doors.
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Ya les conté que #LaBrega regresa el martes 3 de febrero. Hoy comparto que el orgulloso aiboniteño #Tropiwhat (Fernando Norat) nos regaló una nueva versión del arte del podcast que la cayeyana Amanda Godreau uso de base para un avance visual de la temporada. ¡Míralo aquí! youtu.be/A4Q5lcdRynA?...
¡La Brega está de vuelta!
YouTube video by Futuro Media
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Ya les conté que #LaBrega regresa el martes 3 de febrero. Hoy comparto que el orgulloso aiboniteño #Tropiwhat (Fernando Norat) nos regaló una nueva versión del arte del podcast que la cayeyana Amanda Godreau uso de base para un avance visual de la temporada. ¡Míralo aquí! youtu.be/A4Q5lcdRynA?...
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This is really, really great.
wantmymtv.vercel.app
wantmymtv.vercel.app
MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV
Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.
wantmymtv.vercel.app
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is really, really great.
wantmymtv.vercel.app
wantmymtv.vercel.app
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Please and for the love of God. Most of us left that blistering hellhole for a reason so maybe stop bringing that shit here and going “Y’ALL SEE THIS?!??” every other day because its usually never anything of value or worth to anyone and only serves to spread it’s influence and agitation even more
Can you guys stop reposting every dumb thing every Twitter dipshit says on here
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Please and for the love of God. Most of us left that blistering hellhole for a reason so maybe stop bringing that shit here and going “Y’ALL SEE THIS?!??” every other day because its usually never anything of value or worth to anyone and only serves to spread it’s influence and agitation even more
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.