cailin
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SHOULD I BUY A HOUSE... or.. A LINK TO A PICTURE OF A PIXELATED MONKEY
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cailin
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· Mar 8
Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
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I’ve pressed the heart button on Posts you wouldn’t even believe
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’ve pressed the heart button on Posts you wouldn’t even believe
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I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again.
medium.com/@randythetoo...
medium.com/@randythetoo...
You’re not supposed to live like this
This is a story about Texas.
medium.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again.
medium.com/@randythetoo...
medium.com/@randythetoo...
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Honestly to improve people’s lives in American cities you will have to piss off: merchant associations, some labor unions, neighborhood associations and some liberal nonprofits.
If you’re unwilling to piss all of these people off at different junctures you’re not fit for public office imo
If you’re unwilling to piss all of these people off at different junctures you’re not fit for public office imo
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Honestly to improve people’s lives in American cities you will have to piss off: merchant associations, some labor unions, neighborhood associations and some liberal nonprofits.
If you’re unwilling to piss all of these people off at different junctures you’re not fit for public office imo
If you’re unwilling to piss all of these people off at different junctures you’re not fit for public office imo
The brown line is my favorite train line ever
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The brown line is my favorite train line ever
Mayor Ginther is authorizing a drone strike on this guy’s house as we speak
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mayor Ginther is authorizing a drone strike on this guy’s house as we speak
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Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The only Black Friday deal that almost got me today was a luthier offering 70% off select violas online
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The only Black Friday deal that almost got me today was a luthier offering 70% off select violas online
This is how I feel when I see white people post about how having to argue with their republican uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because he said something racist
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is how I feel when I see white people post about how having to argue with their republican uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because he said something racist
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Over My Head (Cable Car), The Fray, Dunkin Donuts bathroom reverb mix.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Over My Head (Cable Car), The Fray, Dunkin Donuts bathroom reverb mix.
There needs to be a better way to signal to the general public that I’m sweaty in 20 degree weather with multiple layers of clothing when I show up somewhere because I biked here and not because I have a thyroid condition
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
There needs to be a better way to signal to the general public that I’m sweaty in 20 degree weather with multiple layers of clothing when I show up somewhere because I biked here and not because I have a thyroid condition
I just took the turkey out of the freezer
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just took the turkey out of the freezer
Gay Thanksgiving is when you let the turkey stuff you
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Gay Thanksgiving is when you let the turkey stuff you
Going on a cousin walk and teaching everyone some new slurs I've been working on
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Going on a cousin walk and teaching everyone some new slurs I've been working on
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For anyone who's been on the fence about getting a cargo bike or are on a super tight budget, the Mongoose Envoy is only $420 right now for Black Friday. That's going to be about as cheap as you'll find a brand new cargo bike. I have one and love it.
www.mongoose.com/products/env...
www.mongoose.com/products/env...
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For anyone who's been on the fence about getting a cargo bike or are on a super tight budget, the Mongoose Envoy is only $420 right now for Black Friday. That's going to be about as cheap as you'll find a brand new cargo bike. I have one and love it.
www.mongoose.com/products/env...
www.mongoose.com/products/env...
A fun aspect of weightlifting is when you go to a new gym for the first time and the machines all look like saw traps because gyms don’t all have the same exact machines. And you have to figure out how to use the new machines without killing yourself
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A fun aspect of weightlifting is when you go to a new gym for the first time and the machines all look like saw traps because gyms don’t all have the same exact machines. And you have to figure out how to use the new machines without killing yourself
I am singlehandedly ruining public perception of Atlanta in the Chicago metro area. When people find out I lived there and ask what it’s like I make it sound like 2003 Baghdad. In a decade when the chamber of commerce is trying to understand why tourism dollars are down I want them to know it was me
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am singlehandedly ruining public perception of Atlanta in the Chicago metro area. When people find out I lived there and ask what it’s like I make it sound like 2003 Baghdad. In a decade when the chamber of commerce is trying to understand why tourism dollars are down I want them to know it was me
I think you're genuinely a huge loser if you care about any of these people
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think you're genuinely a huge loser if you care about any of these people
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
She looks like the alien from men in black that was wearing that guy’s skin
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
She looks like the alien from men in black that was wearing that guy’s skin
At some point you have to stop constantly bitching on the internet about how much your blue city in a red state sucks and just move. Sorry
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
At some point you have to stop constantly bitching on the internet about how much your blue city in a red state sucks and just move. Sorry
I wish you could be legally married to multiple people…..so I could be married to the love of my life and The Grind 😤🫵💥
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wish you could be legally married to multiple people…..so I could be married to the love of my life and The Grind 😤🫵💥