cailin
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SHOULD I BUY A HOUSE... or.. A LINK TO A PICTURE OF A PIXELATED MONKEY
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cailin
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· Dec 14
I’m getting the itch to start doing insane bikepacking stuff again next year. Making this post as a placeholder so when I’m biking in like rural Arkansas and my bike explodes like it usually does at inopportune times I can quote this and express regret at my choices
I feel like I’m on the Batmobile whenever I ride this
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I feel like I’m on the Batmobile whenever I ride this
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These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
Every white woman secretly dreams of doing this
Jenny Lewis married her dog for her 50th birthday 💕
Jenny Lewis Married Her Dog For Her 50th Birthday
On Thursday (Jan. 8), Jenny Lewis turned 50. The Rilo Kiley leader celebrated the big birthday by marrying her cockapoo, Bobby Rhubarb. The ceremony had performances from Morgan Nadler and Farmer Dave...
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January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Every white woman secretly dreams of doing this
Skinny people will be like “losing weight by taking ozempic is cheating and who knows what’s in those drugs (probably cancer)” and then do ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Skinny people will be like “losing weight by taking ozempic is cheating and who knows what’s in those drugs (probably cancer)” and then do ketamine
Instead of having to file income taxes they should just let you write a check directly to Israel and/or the most illiterate burnout loser from your hometown who joined ICE since that’s where the money is going anyways
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Instead of having to file income taxes they should just let you write a check directly to Israel and/or the most illiterate burnout loser from your hometown who joined ICE since that’s where the money is going anyways
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Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.
Ald. Jim Gardiner urged riders not to use public transit after dark, but data shows CTA crime is down. blockclubchi.co/49ddyCb
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.
Saw a Reddit post from r/Pilsen yesterday (it has since been deleted) where someone was complaining about a warehouse on Damen that regularly lets 18 wheelers completely block the street and everyone in the comments was calling the poster a gentrifier for even caring. Is everyone in Pilsen okay?
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Saw a Reddit post from r/Pilsen yesterday (it has since been deleted) where someone was complaining about a warehouse on Damen that regularly lets 18 wheelers completely block the street and everyone in the comments was calling the poster a gentrifier for even caring. Is everyone in Pilsen okay?
My big plan for tomorrow is to calculate what percentage of Chicago's driver population I've told to kill themselves based on how often I tell Chicago drivers to kill themselves and how long I've lived here, assuming I'm not really doing any repeats. Genuinely thinking around 2%
January 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
My big plan for tomorrow is to calculate what percentage of Chicago's driver population I've told to kill themselves based on how often I tell Chicago drivers to kill themselves and how long I've lived here, assuming I'm not really doing any repeats. Genuinely thinking around 2%
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I hope, when this is over, you can buy little chunks of the white house in museum gift shops like they did with the berlin wall
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I hope, when this is over, you can buy little chunks of the white house in museum gift shops like they did with the berlin wall
HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVE BUT A SIMPLE REQUEST: WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE JOIN ME BACK ON THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITE? THANK YOU
John Carmack wants the creative "Twitter diaspora" to return, because he no longer sees many creative works shared on the platform
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVE BUT A SIMPLE REQUEST: WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE JOIN ME BACK ON THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITE? THANK YOU
Apartment hunting is really funny because I get to watch the way I'm dubiously sized up when I show up to viewings and then watch how quickly the attitude changes when I submit an application and they see my w2 and credit score. White people are hilarious
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Apartment hunting is really funny because I get to watch the way I'm dubiously sized up when I show up to viewings and then watch how quickly the attitude changes when I submit an application and they see my w2 and credit score. White people are hilarious
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
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ICE killed someone again
Dozens of feds, large MPD response, an observer saying he's a physician and had a gun pointed at him for checking the victim's pulse
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
ICE killed someone again
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In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
No idea what the context here is but the idea of red state dem politicians being more competent than blue state ones is laughably untrue
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
No idea what the context here is but the idea of red state dem politicians being more competent than blue state ones is laughably untrue
I’m literally going to move to New York City
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’m literally going to move to New York City
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Kicking off 2026 with some fantastic news: there were zero traffic fatalities in the 1st Ward last year. When we invest in traffic calming infrastructure, we save lives.
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Kicking off 2026 with some fantastic news: there were zero traffic fatalities in the 1st Ward last year. When we invest in traffic calming infrastructure, we save lives.
Grok generating child porn makes you feel even more insane when you remember the data center Twitter built for their AI stuff was built in south Memphis against resident wishes and is currently releasing pollutants into the air which are poisoning black children 👍
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Grok generating child porn makes you feel even more insane when you remember the data center Twitter built for their AI stuff was built in south Memphis against resident wishes and is currently releasing pollutants into the air which are poisoning black children 👍
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, especially if you’re from Atlanta. Ignoring how fucking stupid the “I’m doing irl dating tiktoks because the apps are bad” thing people do now, every place she went to has awful vibes and only freaks live in Midtown
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, especially if you’re from Atlanta. Ignoring how fucking stupid the “I’m doing irl dating tiktoks because the apps are bad” thing people do now, every place she went to has awful vibes and only freaks live in Midtown
Christians Ruin Everything Around Me
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Christians Ruin Everything Around Me
Seeing someone talk about a post they saw on Twitter and cutting them off to hit them with “so you use the child porn website? 🤢”
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Seeing someone talk about a post they saw on Twitter and cutting them off to hit them with “so you use the child porn website? 🤢”
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Thank you for importing content from the child porn website, but I'm really not interested. I need you to know that there's nothing I need to see from the world's prominent pedophilia website.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Thank you for importing content from the child porn website, but I'm really not interested. I need you to know that there's nothing I need to see from the world's prominent pedophilia website.
Remember that time in 2024 when it seemed like Fetterman was moments away from committing suicide? That was awesome
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Remember that time in 2024 when it seemed like Fetterman was moments away from committing suicide? That was awesome