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malzliebchen.bsky.social
Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
1.7K followers 580 following 5.6K posts
🇩🇪🇨🇿🍻 Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 33m
A hoppy rat
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 12h
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in at least a week
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 14h
Let’s have him take a pepper ball to the face and see how he feels about it
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 18h
I came here to watch that gif
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 18h
So you’re saying I need to pick this up and then walk over to Laschet’s and have some beer.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 20h
Hey guys Mike Madigan is now in jail.

Just thought we could all use some good news.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 21h
I think I need this, but if I wanted to pick it up from your studio, what part of town are you in?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah for years now
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
I only ever tap my phone to pay with my debit card.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
BOOOOOOOO

I haven’t fucked with silly little Ventra cards in years
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
The simple geometry of Eratosthenes eluded him it seems.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1d
Glory to Arstotzka!
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
It’s only the death penalty if the government does it
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
The issue with that is that they could be pardoned by some other shithead down the line
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, there’s a reason Frank Lloyd Wright sold for 132,000
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
Tidbit 1: holy shit
Tidbit 2: run
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
That’s because they’re all just actually criminals. They’re not federal agents.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
This was the fog I woke to on an island in the middle of the Wisconsin river this summer. We couldn’t tell that there was anything else in existence.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
It’s actually the unlisted third option of sea shanties
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 3d
My second kid did that all the time
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 4d
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 4d
I mean it’s been like 5 years since I built mine and I would never consider liquid cooling
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 4d
Cops love killing dogs