Dr. Reinheitsgebot
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
And that’s the number one tell that you aren’t one of my children. They both call me dada
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And that’s the number one tell that you aren’t one of my children. They both call me dada
I’ve got a spreadsheet that we put together when we went if you’re interested
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve got a spreadsheet that we put together when we went if you’re interested
Ugh, but their mineral paint selection is garbage
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ugh, but their mineral paint selection is garbage
(I also need to rent the carpet cleaning machine)
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
(I also need to rent the carpet cleaning machine)
Texas? Oh absolutely not, their property taxes are horrible
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Texas? Oh absolutely not, their property taxes are horrible
I think I finally found time at work on Tuesday to put them on. Had them in the box of the Bullitt for like a week at that point waiting to go on.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think I finally found time at work on Tuesday to put them on. Had them in the box of the Bullitt for like a week at that point waiting to go on.
Oh man, I thought this was a pambazo at first
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Oh man, I thought this was a pambazo at first
Lies. Pogies in 40-something degree temperatures are great because you can go gloveless with them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lies. Pogies in 40-something degree temperatures are great because you can go gloveless with them.
ANTIFA also purchases a lot of dihydrogen monoxide.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
ANTIFA also purchases a lot of dihydrogen monoxide.
… because larger numbers were annoying to do on a rotary phone 🤯
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
… because larger numbers were annoying to do on a rotary phone 🤯
No, you’re wrong. The worm ate the part of his brain that would know that.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No, you’re wrong. The worm ate the part of his brain that would know that.
Hard to do that when he overassessed my house by $160,000 what I bought it for that year and refused to budge.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hard to do that when he overassessed my house by $160,000 what I bought it for that year and refused to budge.
No, thankfully I moved away from car wash land. I ride by a bunch of bungalows and cross the river a few times.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
No, thankfully I moved away from car wash land. I ride by a bunch of bungalows and cross the river a few times.
Hey now, stop disrespecting assmen.
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hey now, stop disrespecting assmen.
Protected?! The little bit I see is just paint. And then it just vanishes so drivers can have a left turn lane. And then it's parked in by a automotive body shop.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Protected?! The little bit I see is just paint. And then it just vanishes so drivers can have a left turn lane. And then it's parked in by a automotive body shop.
I basically see no bike lanes on my commute.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I basically see no bike lanes on my commute.
I don't think I ever spend time in places where these exist
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't think I ever spend time in places where these exist
My ResQme on the camera lenses 😍
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My ResQme on the camera lenses 😍