Dr. Reinheitsgebot
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
As far as I can tell right now my breakfast room floor is (from top to bottom)
Carpet
Linoleum
1” of wood
Quarry tile
Concrete
Wood
I’ve got through 6” of material and haven’t come out the lowest visible layer in the basement ceiling.
Carpet
Linoleum
1” of wood
Quarry tile
Concrete
Wood
I’ve got through 6” of material and haven’t come out the lowest visible layer in the basement ceiling.
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
As far as I can tell right now my breakfast room floor is (from top to bottom)
Carpet
Linoleum
1” of wood
Quarry tile
Concrete
Wood
I’ve got through 6” of material and haven’t come out the lowest visible layer in the basement ceiling.
Carpet
Linoleum
1” of wood
Quarry tile
Concrete
Wood
I’ve got through 6” of material and haven’t come out the lowest visible layer in the basement ceiling.
When does the hot dog stand at Home Depot open? I need breakfast.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When does the hot dog stand at Home Depot open? I need breakfast.
I’m currently standing like 6’ away from the drummer of the Silver Jews.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m currently standing like 6’ away from the drummer of the Silver Jews.
So in my basement, there is a hole cut in the ceiling for some radiator supply valves to come down through and I wanted to see what this asbestos-wrapped pipe does further down in the ceiling and look at the little paper airplane I found in the ceiling of my basement. It was dated and had a time.
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So in my basement, there is a hole cut in the ceiling for some radiator supply valves to come down through and I wanted to see what this asbestos-wrapped pipe does further down in the ceiling and look at the little paper airplane I found in the ceiling of my basement. It was dated and had a time.
And he’ll sign it because the FBI has redacted his name from it, but we all know that he is raved more children than anybody in the history of the entire human race
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
And he’ll sign it because the FBI has redacted his name from it, but we all know that he is raved more children than anybody in the history of the entire human race
I need this
Okay but the real slop here in Québec is pizzaghetti montreal.eater.com/2014/3/19/62...
Pizzaghetti is Quebec’s Most Shameful Food
Food news and dining guides from across the country.
montreal.eater.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I need this
Another reminder what the Trib Ed Board says is always the opposite of what is true
From the Editorial Board: We understand the political dynamic at work here and believe Sen. Dick Durbin does too. He just has more experience, and more class, than some of those who criticized him.
Editorial: In defense of Dick Durbin, honorable public servant of our state
Dick Durbin walked the plank by voting to end the government shutdown that many of his fellow Democratic senators secretly desired but didn’t want to publicly defend.
trib.al
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Another reminder what the Trib Ed Board says is always the opposite of what is true
If he thinks it’s useless, then he should prove that by consuming an entire bottle of it
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If he thinks it’s useless, then he should prove that by consuming an entire bottle of it
For a goddamn Irish linen tablecloth. Fuck America.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
For a goddamn Irish linen tablecloth. Fuck America.
Ah yes, the Supreme Court case that probably solidified my view of Death to America.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ah yes, the Supreme Court case that probably solidified my view of Death to America.
Fuck all of you who can see the lights, this is all I get even with a 5 sec exposure
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck all of you who can see the lights, this is all I get even with a 5 sec exposure
I’m in sweats, I’ve already had a cappuccino, my four-year-old is still asleep and I’m watching the WGN morning news.
Pure fucking bliss.
Pure fucking bliss.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m in sweats, I’ve already had a cappuccino, my four-year-old is still asleep and I’m watching the WGN morning news.
Pure fucking bliss.
Pure fucking bliss.
For the record, I’m open to taking money from them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For the record, I’m open to taking money from them.
Make fire. Drink alcohol.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Make fire. Drink alcohol.
Who up beefing they stew?
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Who up beefing they stew?
Back yard is now winter ready!
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Back yard is now winter ready!
WHY DOES THIS MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HES SHITTING HIS PANTS?!
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WHY DOES THIS MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HES SHITTING HIS PANTS?!
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The moderate position is now a quick and painless [redacted] for these people.
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The moderate position is now a quick and painless [redacted] for these people.
This is the juice that this site needs more of. Less thinking about the horrors of life, more man on all fours with a slice of pizza in his mouth.
This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is the juice that this site needs more of. Less thinking about the horrors of life, more man on all fours with a slice of pizza in his mouth.
I hold that if someone deadnames you, you can [redacted] them.
BREAKING: The Sixth Circuit, in a 10-7 en banc decision, holds that an Ohio school district's anti-bullying policy that requires students to use children's preferred pronouns is likely unconstitutional on these facts.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I hold that if someone deadnames you, you can [redacted] them.
We’re going to be here a while
Ellis still citing federal agents' violence, use of tear gas, etc.
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We’re going to be here a while
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Ellis attacks the characterization of rapid responders as "agitators":
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ellis attacks the characterization of rapid responders as "agitators":
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
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"Overall, this calls into question everything defendants say they are doing," Ellis says.
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Overall, this calls into question everything defendants say they are doing," Ellis says.