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King of Forklifts

#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App

Fuck fascism
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Hi other tech folks! Does anyone have recommendations for trans-friendly recruiters on the West Coast?

I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.

Reposts appreciated, thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The only thing that steam refusing to sell Horses has done is make me really want to play Horses
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My wife is 3 months younger than me. Gonna hold the 3rd decade so far above her head
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I've restarted the app 8 times, restarted my phone twice. @bsky.app is simply unable to handle 30 seconds of iphone 15 footage.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
everyone who witnessed, I now require feedback
view chorgus as you've never seen him before: alive and animated
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
view chorgus as you've never seen him before: alive and animated
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
30 year old Chorgus is LIVE NOW ON TWITCH

www.twitch.tv/godkingchorgus
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When I worked at a bakery during the tail end of the COVID lockdown, many little old ladies told me that I should be on the radio. Chorgus 30 year old stream coming in a few minutes?
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social should see this post as an opportunity to promote American Exceptionalism (because it is) and then he should reach out to me via DM so that I can pitch him on my surefire plan to finally defeat the Germans at the Forklift World Cup
Unlike me. I'm the best forklift operator on the planet
The problem with Imposter's Syndrome is that the people who need it never have it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Unlike me. I'm the best forklift operator on the planet
The problem with Imposter's Syndrome is that the people who need it never have it.
I just want to note... that if you ever feel bad about yourself or doubt your abilities... remember a man wrote the sentence below and kept right on trucking like it actually made sense
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
guy who can only cum if Drops of Jupiter by Train is playing
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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I am now 30 year old
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
just took my second shit as a 30 year old
just took my first shit as a 30 year old
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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You’re soaring to new heights!
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
just took my first shit as a 30 year old
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Almost a snow block
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I am now 30 year old
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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“Cast Iron Love”

Kay So is a hard working ad exec from the big city. She returns to her small hometown to only to find love with Chip, her devestatingly handsome ex who is desperately trying to save the towns Chilis
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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I really need assistance in cash via mutual aid. If you can please share I would greatly appreciate it. I am UNHOUSED in the snow. I dont expect large amounts but i wish i did have $500 for temporary housing.

I have cashapp/chime/venmo:

$miusoph

Please share and help if you can🙏

#mutualaid

💚
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Landlords be like "refinished kitchen"
oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's nuts how dumb she is
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This shit pisses me off, especially coming from non-americans. We know everything is fucked, posts like this are not helpful. Quit being le epic snark you absolute fucking loser
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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please help Hammam if you have the ability to. sharing helps too! ❤️
Urgent From Gaza🚨
We are expecting a low-pressure system the day after tomorrow, and the rain & wind will break & destroy our tent.
We are homeless😭
📍We appeal to you to donate to us so we can buy a tent cover to protect us from the rain🤲
Help⬇️⬇️
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Verified✅
@alexanderchee.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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hey im uh in a somewhat tight spot financially right now due to circumstances and i do not like to ask this, but i am not going to make rent…

if anyone is free & able to toss a little my way it would be incredibly appreciated

cash.app/$Wormwitch
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December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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She make my rancher jolly
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM