Magpie the Microraptor
@magpiemicroraptor.bsky.social
A small internet-addicted dinosaur living in someone's attic who's taken up streaming to pay for the net bills. They/Them No Minors Please
Avatar, banner, and model: FleaTrollus
Avatar, banner, and model: FleaTrollus
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Hi! I'm Magpie, a Microraptor stuck in the modern world and obsessed with the internet. Certified Small, Floofy, and Cute (TM)
Currently streaming Tuesdays at 9 AM and Thursday at 5 PM MST. Come hang out!
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
Currently streaming Tuesdays at 9 AM and Thursday at 5 PM MST. Come hang out!
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
I'm a small Microraptor who lived on a glorious island civilized by dinosaurs, until I was blown out to sea by a storm! By the dumbest of luck I landed on a cargo ship, and after a few days of stealing snacks I met Marty, a human passenger struggling to find herself. Now I stream from her attic!
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm a small Microraptor who lived on a glorious island civilized by dinosaurs, until I was blown out to sea by a storm! By the dumbest of luck I landed on a cargo ship, and after a few days of stealing snacks I met Marty, a human passenger struggling to find herself. Now I stream from her attic!
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
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AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!
TAPS SCREEN
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!
After a far too long week sidelined by computer woes, WE ARE BACK, BABY! And streaming at the top of the hour! Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a building
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a building
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
After a far too long week sidelined by computer woes, WE ARE BACK, BABY! And streaming at the top of the hour! Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
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Almost any character design is immediately improved with the addition of visible eye bags, because I too can relate to being constantly tired
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Almost any character design is immediately improved with the addition of visible eye bags, because I too can relate to being constantly tired
Today, we venture into awesomely absurd Soulslike action with the DINOBLADE demo! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
(Art from here www.reddit.com/r/Dinosaurs/...)
(Art from here www.reddit.com/r/Dinosaurs/...)
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Today, we venture into awesomely absurd Soulslike action with the DINOBLADE demo! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
(Art from here www.reddit.com/r/Dinosaurs/...)
(Art from here www.reddit.com/r/Dinosaurs/...)
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So, I've been trying to find the time and spoons to add my own experience with Meow, considering I worked alongside Kitty to help them, but first ffs:
Meow is now *buying hacked accounts and/or bot accounts* to circumvent bans in order to stalk and harass folks. Keep a look out 🙃
(🧵 1/4)
Meow is now *buying hacked accounts and/or bot accounts* to circumvent bans in order to stalk and harass folks. Keep a look out 🙃
(🧵 1/4)
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So, I've been trying to find the time and spoons to add my own experience with Meow, considering I worked alongside Kitty to help them, but first ffs:
Meow is now *buying hacked accounts and/or bot accounts* to circumvent bans in order to stalk and harass folks. Keep a look out 🙃
(🧵 1/4)
Meow is now *buying hacked accounts and/or bot accounts* to circumvent bans in order to stalk and harass folks. Keep a look out 🙃
(🧵 1/4)
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
TODAY! Hitting the trail with the demo to Dino Path Trail and maybe DINO BLADE! GET IN HERE! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
TODAY! Hitting the trail with the demo to Dino Path Trail and maybe DINO BLADE! GET IN HERE! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic... Sound the trumpets and rally the troops! We sally forth back into the closed alpha of DINOLORDS!
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic... Sound the trumpets and rally the troops! We sally forth back into the closed alpha of DINOLORDS!
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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For those that are willing and able, here is the QR code for Philippine Red Cross for relief efforts
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For those that are willing and able, here is the QR code for Philippine Red Cross for relief efforts
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"who radicalized you"
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"who radicalized you"
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
TODAY: I still can't believe this is a real game: DINOLORDS closed alpha! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
TODAY: I still can't believe this is a real game: DINOLORDS closed alpha! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
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This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
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I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”