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Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
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I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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in like 3-4 generations we've gone from everyone being a farmer to everyone producing nothing
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Can I brand post?? Excited to see this fantastic boutique label join bluesky. Flicker Alley puts out some of the best and little-known classic films, with essays, behind-the-scenes photos and pressbook reproductions for all of us archive-diving, physical-media-relishing SICKOS 🎬🍿❤️
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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don’t bring your little fake feds with their camo pants and their skull masks here, we don’t like it
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Ned Beatty’s monologue in Network is, in my mind, arguably the greatest monologue in the history of modern American cinema.
“Network” premieres today in ‘76

“.. we thought we were making a satire,” said Lumet. “But the extraordinary and frightening thing is how quickly it stopped being satire .. When the truth becomes entertainment, when rage becomes a commodity, the culture begins to eat itself.”

@ditzkoff.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I don’t know if anyone actually likes Black Friday but even for a shameless celebration of crass materialism it kinda blows. Every year Amazon is like “want to save 30% on a blender?” and I just think no, leave me alone
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, America
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM