Lynn Cullimore
@lynnguist.bsky.social
Retired, married for ages, based in Normandie but usually in a motorhome somewhere else. Love music, festivals, sewing, cooking. Native English and deeply embarrassed about it. Fluent in French, less so in Dutch and German, restaurant Spanish and Italian.
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It’s a dogs life
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s a dogs life
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I know it's dark at 4:30 round here these days, but there is always light in the darkness.
Going to chuck it down across these islands over the coming week,
so don't forget your umbrella... 📢 *sirens wail* 📢
🚨 eternal Tom Holland lip-sync battle dance 🍆🌂☂️☔ 🚨
so don't forget your umbrella... 📢 *sirens wail* 📢
🚨 eternal Tom Holland lip-sync battle dance 🍆🌂☂️☔ 🚨
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I know it's dark at 4:30 round here these days, but there is always light in the darkness.
Watching Guy Martin: Proper Jobs and loving the narration by Guy Garvey. Also, I want an adventure spoon. I imagine it would come in handy in the motorhome.
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Watching Guy Martin: Proper Jobs and loving the narration by Guy Garvey. Also, I want an adventure spoon. I imagine it would come in handy in the motorhome.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Genesis
Elbow
Kate Rusby
Oh My God! It's the Church
Gogol Bordello
Genesis
Elbow
Kate Rusby
Oh My God! It's the Church
Gogol Bordello
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Spirit
Meatloaf
Steve Miller Band
Blue Oyster Cult
Blondie
Spirit
Meatloaf
Steve Miller Band
Blue Oyster Cult
Blondie
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Pink Floyd
Genesis
Cliff Richard
John Otway
Clare Teale
Pink Floyd
Genesis
Cliff Richard
John Otway
Clare Teale
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Genesis
Elbow
Kate Rusby
Oh My God! It's the Church
Gogol Bordello
Genesis
Elbow
Kate Rusby
Oh My God! It's the Church
Gogol Bordello
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November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Preparations are underway for the arrival of the Northland ones. Lumberjack weasels are out chopping down the choklit Yule logs for the feast!
Yule collection this Saturday!
Yule collection this Saturday!
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Preparations are underway for the arrival of the Northland ones. Lumberjack weasels are out chopping down the choklit Yule logs for the feast!
Yule collection this Saturday!
Yule collection this Saturday!
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November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pleased to report that I was mentioned in dispatches on no.1 son's work project for my help in finding racing lube in Marseille for the winch on a cruise ship. #HappyToHelp
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pleased to report that I was mentioned in dispatches on no.1 son's work project for my help in finding racing lube in Marseille for the winch on a cruise ship. #HappyToHelp
So sad to hear of the death of Mani from the Stone Roses. They produced one of the best debut albums ever, and set the pace for the Manchester indie scene. He always came across as a sound bloke, as we say round here. RIP to a phenomenal bass player. #StoneRoses
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
So sad to hear of the death of Mani from the Stone Roses. They produced one of the best debut albums ever, and set the pace for the Manchester indie scene. He always came across as a sound bloke, as we say round here. RIP to a phenomenal bass player. #StoneRoses
No.1 son continues to make me laugh. Y'day, a call from Marseille docks asking where he could get some type of industrial chain grease. A big of googling and a phonecall and I found some! We have a WhatsApp group entitled "son asks questions" for just this type of query. I never know what to expect!
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
No.1 son continues to make me laugh. Y'day, a call from Marseille docks asking where he could get some type of industrial chain grease. A big of googling and a phonecall and I found some! We have a WhatsApp group entitled "son asks questions" for just this type of query. I never know what to expect!
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This would be justified as well as a joy to watch.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This would be justified as well as a joy to watch.
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Hurrah it is Wednesday and the weasels are dancing. Today a bit of Pet shop boys and it’s a sin.
Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hurrah it is Wednesday and the weasels are dancing. Today a bit of Pet shop boys and it’s a sin.
Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
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Mind blown! Or mind Tango'd. The voice that did the tagline at the end of the "You know when you've been Tango'd!" ads, was that of Gil Scott-Heron.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
‘People still blame me for their perforated eardrums’: how we made the Tango ads
‘Gil Scott-Heron did the closing voiceover. He was giggling away, saying, “You English guys are crazy!”’
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Mind blown! Or mind Tango'd. The voice that did the tagline at the end of the "You know when you've been Tango'd!" ads, was that of Gil Scott-Heron.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
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Switch on. Tune in. Drop out.
And the voice of Oliver Postgate!
You want childhood memories? Step this way.
And the voice of Oliver Postgate!
You want childhood memories? Step this way.
The first episode of The Clangers was originally broadcast on this day in 1969.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Switch on. Tune in. Drop out.
And the voice of Oliver Postgate!
You want childhood memories? Step this way.
And the voice of Oliver Postgate!
You want childhood memories? Step this way.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Clitheroe, Lancashire, painting by Linda Mellin. #WomensArt #NorthernArt
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Clitheroe, Lancashire, painting by Linda Mellin. #WomensArt #NorthernArt
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James Bond should be like the Dread Pirate Roberts
there have been many James Bonds, there may even be multiple James Bonds existing at the same time without knowledge of the others (it's spycraft after all)
there have been many James Bonds, there may even be multiple James Bonds existing at the same time without knowledge of the others (it's spycraft after all)
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
James Bond should be like the Dread Pirate Roberts
there have been many James Bonds, there may even be multiple James Bonds existing at the same time without knowledge of the others (it's spycraft after all)
there have been many James Bonds, there may even be multiple James Bonds existing at the same time without knowledge of the others (it's spycraft after all)
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Circulatory system walking through the kitchen day comes quicker and quicker every year
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Circulatory system walking through the kitchen day comes quicker and quicker every year
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November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Same. Also Dubai chocolate is nice, but over hyped and overpriced. It's just a Ritter Sport with pistachio.
I am so sick of hearing about Dubai. I don't ever want to go. I went to the airport once on a stopover and the airport was a gigantic shopping mall and I was told "the rest of the place is just like that n all". Stop trying to make me go there, all ads. I don't wanna go on holiday to a slavery land!
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Same. Also Dubai chocolate is nice, but over hyped and overpriced. It's just a Ritter Sport with pistachio.
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There is no limit to the vicious cruelty and pettiness of these people.
2/ The Dutch newspaper reports that two memorial panels installed at the NAC were removed some time earlier this year. They commemorated African-American soldiers who helped liberate Europe from German occupation during World War II.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
There is no limit to the vicious cruelty and pettiness of these people.
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Unassailable logic:
In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unassailable logic:
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November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I cannot stress enough to you that pepper spray is illegal to possess, buy, or carry in the UK under the Firearms Act 1968. I strongly recommend anyone reading does not do this under any circumstances.
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I cannot stress enough to you that pepper spray is illegal to possess, buy, or carry in the UK under the Firearms Act 1968. I strongly recommend anyone reading does not do this under any circumstances.